M&B: Dress up dolly and genitals expansion pack

[sheek]

http://forums.taleworlds.net/index.php/ ... 196.0.html

About the background this is a $10-15 'official' mod which has been given the go ahead by Armagan. Previous versions featured gay porn style combat sounds.

This is beginning to look worse than ESF...

 

[Zomg]

And they even manage to work in the internet standard, "OMG violance is worse!!" teenage debate, too. Every mod forum is a perfect replication of the mod oversoul.

I'm still waiting for the Freespace 2 nude mod so I can see some cocks hanging off the Sathanas.

 

[sheek]

And they even manage to work in the internet standard, "OMG violance is worse!!" teenage debate, too.

Even better they throw in some attacks on Christianity, the USA, NASA and the whole Western world.

 

[LlamaGod]

I think you possibly might of been had for, ol' chap.

 

[sheek]

You're wrong, he's serious.

 

[OverrideB1]

Who the fuck cares what a bunch of over-zealous tosspots think? The nudity==evil crowd are a waste of anyone's time and effort to deal with, even more so if you try to comprehend their warped logical processes.

So somebody's making a mod that contains nudity because it's more 'historically accurate' than the sanitised 'bra and panties' crap we see in every commercial game. Big fucking whoop. If the mod is any good, I will buy it, if not then I won't. My decision will not be influenced by 'OMFG - titties!'.

 

[Eclecticist]

Who the fuck cares what a bunch of over-zealous tosspots think? The nudity==evil crowd are a waste of anyone's time and effort to deal with, even more so if you try to comprehend their warped logical processes.

So somebody's making a mod that contains nudity because it's more 'historically accurate' than the sanitised 'bra and panties' crap we see in every commercial game. Big fucking whoop. If the mod is any good, I will buy it, if not then I won't. My decision will not be influenced by 'OMFG - titties!'.

PERVERT.

 

[denizsi]

I can't really blame him for exploiting stupid people who are willing to pay for just about anything, unless he genuinly believes he's making the game the way games should be made, ie. another Todd incident.

 

[Claw]

But can I blame you for being an idiot? That is the real question, and I believe the answer is yes.

What's wrong with people? The nudity seem reasonably justified. The only people who even care are the anti-nudtiy nuts.
I don't know about any gay porn sounds, but from the description it's a "realism" mod, and they are making new textures based on photographs.

It's also not an "official mod" in the Oblivion sense, but a total conversion aimed at being sold as independent game, and currently a free mod.
So it's more a Counterstrike wannabe than an "official mod" as sheek suggest.

Much ado about nothing. Why are you wasting out time sheek?

 

[kingcomrade]

Damn those anti-nudity prudes! I AM A FREE SPIRIT!!!

 

[SlyDrak]

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[denizsi]

But can I blame you for being an idiot? That is the real question, and I believe the answer is yes.

Was that specifically addressed at me? Well whatever, of course you can blame anyone for being an idiot if (s)he's an idiot. So if you are in a position where you're surrounded by idiots to be exploited, it might be an idiocy to not exploit them perhaps.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

That board is terrible...i dare say even worse than the TES forums.

 

[Nicolai]

Sounds like a job for Wheelchair Warez.

 

[sheek]

Much ado about nothing. Why are you wasting out time sheek?

I thought some people might be interested, in the spirit of "The best thread... EVAR". If you're really not interested in a thread then don't waste your time replying to say so.

Why do I care? Personally I don't care what my character looks like under the clothes because I won't see it. I don't strip my characters naked.

What I do think is that you have to be kinda weird to spend hours modelling a penis for a mod where you never have a reason to be naked. If M&B was a porno game and the penis was a major part of the gameplay it would be understandable... M&B isn't a porno game last time I checked.

 

[Claw]

I've seen no evidence that anyone is spending hours modeling a penis. Are you spending hours modeling a penis? I am not spending hours modeling a penis.
Why are you modeling a penis, sheek?

 

[bryce777]

This mod is completely lame in almost every way and could only appeal to history buffs.

Just reading the immature posts by colt and tegan should have clued me in to this but alas I actually downloaded it.

 

[Data4]

I can't really blame him for exploiting stupid people who are willing to pay for just about anything, unless he genuinly believes he's making the game the way games should be made, ie. another Todd incident.

I'm kinda exploiting the ESF in the same way with my signature over there. It's proven to be an interesting experience, and even made me a little money. :D

-D4

 

[St. Toxic]

If there's going to be genetals in a game, there has to be an option to get them severed, mutilated and disformed in combat, making you a pretty hideous funkmaster, adding a big minus on be or ch.

 

[Stalin]

or stroked licked and shaved...
Seriously that M&B is sooo fucking overated i get a hard-on just thinking about it. Everything can be done in first 30 minutes including being a n Arena champion at lvl2(sounds familiar?)

 

[sheek]

If there's going to be genetals in a game, there has to be an option to get them severed, mutilated and disformed in combat, making you a pretty hideous funkmaster, adding a big minus on be or ch.

Yeah. That would make the quests a lot more interesting. When the Duke tells you to go kill some people he apparently just trusts your honesty. You should be obliged to collect the severed penises to get the reward.

That's realism for real.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Even better they throw in some attacks on Christianity, the USA, NASA and the whole Western world.

Which is kind of funny considering the developers are Turkish. It's pretty ironic bitching about how prudish the Christian Fundamentalists in the USA can be on a forum run by people who are most likely Muslim. You know, because Fundamentalist Muslims are total party animals.

 

[sheek]

Well I'm not 100% sure but I doubt Armagan and his wife are fundamentalists. Like most urban Turks they are probably pretty moderate if they are religious at all. Armagan drinks and they have said they are OK with any religious issues being used in mods.

 

[Astromarine]

Turkey was an awesome place to spend a few days last year. I would love to visit it again, and I got none of the weird fundie vibe people tend to associate muslims with. Of course, I was in Istanbul, and I'm sure they probably have some equivalent of the bible belt in some backwater part of the country, just like merkins do. But since most Turks we're likely to meet on the Internet are from developed areas, I'm guessing the craziest of them won't be any worse than Proverbius.

Plus no place with food that awesome can be completely bad. :D

 

[LlamaGod]

IF IT AINT AMERICA, FUCK EM

 

[elander_]

IF IT AINT AMERICA, FUCK EM

Does that includes Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina and that drugs paradise called Columbia?