I really didn't understood him in this review, he seemed to be very happy while pretending to be fapping all the time in his Witcher 2 review while going insane for a little nudity here. Vagina shot right from the start vs. boob action... which is better?Angry Joe's review is here if anyone's interested. It's OK in my opinion, except the part where he says that sometimes the game is inmature, because they show boobs (don't mind that it only happens in one area). More hilareious, that he says that there is a missed opportunity here, they could have made some real romantic stuff in here, with mature sexual stuff. Like Mass Effect. LIKE MASS EFFECT? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
Could you describe "shitsparkles?" I run the game fairly well on the "normal" setting at 720p, and I want to know what I'm missing.I don't have problems with running the new one on the highest everything, but it actually looks shit. The game looks much better on medium-high settings with shitsparkles turned off.
Anatomy 101 fail.
Does the game last any longer? I took my time, went through those few "optional" small areas they managed to include somehow, between wasting years of multiplayer that was canned in the end and other stupid shit.
It was so shit, you finished it in single 8 hour walkthrough, amirite???
The "never change..." line you despicable shallow shit.I'd like to know which line I actually copy pasted?
Oh wait,
1) what difficulty did you play it on?Does the game last any longer? I took my time, went through those few "optional" small areas they managed to include somehow, between wasting years of multiplayer that was canned in the end and other stupid shit.
It was so shit, you finished it in single 8 hour walkthrough, amirite???
But its all too piss easy. The game doesnt require any effort so... it cant last any much longer than that.
Is it actually 8 hours or 12 doesnt really matter.
Its short, easy, linear, steamlined and narratively shallow stupid crap regurgitated
for mass audeinces - once again.
Yes i finished it... trying to see if there is anything there, anything better, does it actually go anywhere at all.
is that a problem now?
Am i supposed to criticize something without knowing what im talking about now?
I like the text of that article. Boils down to "Yeah so someone found that there're naked ladybits in this game, but as a game journalist I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing so I'll act cagey about it because I don't know what I think about it because I haven't read what I think about it on Twitter yet. SolInvictus help me! Also here are some pictures of said ladybits but we'll scribble over them using MS Paint because again I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I need to calm my frayed nerves with some MTN DEW"
On the revolution level I was hiding in the corner. The guard with a flashlight faces me 5 meters away. Turns the flashlight straight to me. Sees nothing. Can't see I knocked out another guy in the shadow, while he's still in front of me with a flashlight on.
1) what difficulty did you play it on?
2) It seem that in your opinion it is a pile of shit from the very beginning. What did you expect after 6 hours? To become magically better? No, you probably enjoyed it and you finished it.
"I need to calm my frayed nerves with some MTN DEW"