Which Oblivion Dev Lied The Most?

[JarlFrank]

NNNNnngggggnnnnnBRAINS

Hey, what are you doing here? You're dead!

I resurrected him with my great skill of necromancy.

Necromancy? Does that mean he is an undead now?

 

[FrancoTAU]

He has mad l337 undead skillz now.

 

[ESF assasin]

All you guys hate Oblivion because you can't get it to work on your shitty low end PC's.

 

[ESF assasin]

Well of course there is NO game that Codexers like...

 

[JarlFrank]

Well of course there is NO game that Codexers like...

Fallout.
Arcanum.
Planescape: Torment.
VtM: Bloodlines.
Baldur's Gate 2.
Ultima VII.
Ultima Underworld.

Need more?

Oh, and my Pc can run Oblivion perfectly on medium settings.

 

[DarkSign]

Look at Jarl Marx answering his own posts. It's going to rip a hole in the space-time continuuuum.

 

[ESF assasin]

Well of course there is NO game that Codexers like...

Fallout.
Arcanum.
Planescape: Torment.
VtM: Bloodlines.
Baldur's Gate 2.
Ultima VII.
Ultima Underworld.

Need more?

Oh, and my Pc can run Oblivion perfectly on medium settings.

MEDIUM settings? Dude, at that setting the AI is very glitchy and the physics kinda suck.

 

[ESF assasin]

Oblivion and the Elderscrolls series on the RPG codex, is like Fred Durst and Limp bizkit on the Encyclopaedia Metallum. Except Oblivion is ALOT better.

 

[piydek]

Well of course there is NO game that Codexers like...

Fallout.
Arcanum.
Planescape: Torment.
VtM: Bloodlines.
Baldur's Gate 2.
Ultima VII.
Ultima Underworld.

Need more?

Oh, and my Pc can run Oblivion perfectly on medium settings.

MEDIUM settings? Dude, at that setting the AI is very glitchy and the physics kinda suck.

you are a complete moron. those settings don't change anything regarding AI and physics.

 

[ESF assasin]

Well of course there is NO game that Codexers like...

Fallout.
Arcanum.
Planescape: Torment.
VtM: Bloodlines.
Baldur's Gate 2.
Ultima VII.
Ultima Underworld.

Need more?

Oh, and my Pc can run Oblivion perfectly on medium settings.

MEDIUM settings? Dude, at that setting the AI is very glitchy and the physics kinda suck.

you are a complete moron. those settings don't change anything regarding AI and physics.

So on a piece of shit PC from 1998 could have the same amount of AI and physics as a 5000$ Alienware PC?

 

[Texas Red]

Piydek, you were caught in a not-so-clever troll trap.

 

[Durwyn]

you are a complete moron.

Hey! I wanted to wrote this...

 

[OverrideB1]

All you guys hate Oblivion because you can't get it to work on your shitty low end PC's.

Pfft -- like I'd put a POS like Oblivion on my "shitty low-end X6800 2Gb 1TB-HDD system

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

All you guys hate Oblivion because you can't get it to work on your shitty low end PC's.

Oblivion recommended specs:

• 3 Ghz Intel Pentium 4 or equivalent processor
  1 GB System RAM
  ATI X800 series, NVIDIA GeForce 6800 series, or higher video card
  4.6 GB free hard disk space

My specs:

• AMD Athlon 4600+
  2GB RAM
  Two ATI Radeon X1600s in crossfire configuration
  800GB Storage, 500BG of that in RAID.

Pretty sure I can run Oblivion all maxed out. Plus, my penis is larger than yours. Just ask your mom.

So on a piece of shit PC from 1998 could have the same amount of AI and physics as a 5000$ Alienware PC?

The dollar sign goes before the number. $3000 of that price is the Alienware logo on the case.

 

[Durwyn]

Pretty sure I can run Oblivion all maxed out. Plus, my penis is larger than yours. Just ask your mom.

Ouch. This could really hurt his feelings.

 

[ESF assasin]

bgdjkk,

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Well of course there is NO game that Codexers like...

Fallout.
Arcanum.
Planescape: Torment.
VtM: Bloodlines.
Baldur's Gate 2.
Ultima VII.
Ultima Underworld.

Need more?

Oh, and my Pc can run Oblivion perfectly on medium settings.

MEDIUM settings? Dude, at that setting the AI is very glitchy and the physics kinda suck.

you are a complete moron. those settings don't change anything regarding AI and physics.

So on a piece of shit PC from 1998 could have the same amount of AI and physics as a 5000$ Alienware PC?

It wouldn't run the game at all, furfag.

 

[JarlFrank]

bgdjkk,

Now this is the most ridiculous spam post anybody ever made on the codex.

 

[Micmu]

All you guys hate Oblivion because you can't get it to work on your shitty low end PC's.

No, it's because the game is brainless shit intended to be played by brainless little shits like you.

 

[TheGreatGodPan]

bgdjkk,

Now this is the most ridiculous spam post anybody ever made on the codex.

I think it's an exact duplicate of one Nick the Imperial made when he was trying to get banned.

 

[Volourn]

"Now this is the most ridiculous spam post anybody ever made on the codex."

Fuck you bastard! You hurt my feelings! :twisted:


As for the discussion, all your computers suck. :evil:

 

[Kingston]

MEDIUM settings? Dude, at that setting the AI is very glitchy and the physics kinda suck.

Oh right, so if I invest a few thousand euros on my computer I won't see ai like this then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KN7cKO8-P0

 

[JarlFrank]

"Now this is the most ridiculous spam post anybody ever made on the codex."

Fuck you bastard! You hurt my feelings! :twisted:

Then come up with something more ridiculous.
Come on, we all know you can do it!

 

[Volourn]

Do a search of the one month of Codexian stalking. There was some awesome spam in there, in my own most humble opinion.

I even got the cool Dumbfuck title ove rit... though, now I've been promoted to Princess - a pretty pink one at that - since. :D

 

[JarlFrank]

Well, yes, you *can* see it as a promotion in some way.