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[Duraframe300]

Completion rates (especially for rpgs) are usually very, very low. Less than 50% is the norm.

Hell on bigger ones probably less than 20%. If we're talking 100% a game it's around 5%.

 

[Dick.]

If it's not available on Nintendo 64 I won't buy it.

 

[Tehdagah]

 

[Siveon]

I'm really glad I didn't buy that game. I'm not in the mood to buy another keyboard/gamepad.

 

[jcd]

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[pippin]

I think it's Wings of Vi.

 

[Tehdagah]

I'm really glad I didn't buy that game. I'm not in the mood to buy another keyboard/gamepad.

I just lost my 8 hours save due to a bug.

You did right.

 

[Siveon]

I'm really glad I didn't buy that game. I'm not in the mood to buy another keyboard/gamepad.

I just lost my 8 hours save due to a bug.

You did right.

 

[Renegen]

I lost weeks of progress in Clicker Heroes due to a corrupted save, that put an end to that game.

 

[thesoup]

I once lost 300h of pokemon platinum due to my sd card dying. And I had like 300 different pokemans collected too. RIP ;_;

 

[Clockwork Knight]

who light the candles in sealed tombs? blue lights i can understand being supernatural stuff but ordinary candles and torches being lit for thousands of years? or do the undead go around and exchange them when they go out?

Sometimes that's the explanation. Whatever wizard raised them left instructions to maintain the place in working condition. Of course, that doesn't explain where the supplies come from if the tomb has been sealed for like a thousand years...maybe the wizard was a Neanderthal and the tower was his bunker.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Most sources of fire require oxygen - if the tomb was sealed, how could the fire burn?

 

[Caim]

Most sources of fire require oxygen - if the tomb was sealed, how could the fire burn?

It was a Dancing Lights spell with Permanency cast on it. 500 xp for four lights.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Caim]

What, no island of suspiciously attractive and well-groomed savages, or a hidden village of humans with cute animal features?

4/10, would not invade with my dragon-riding world-traveling hordes.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Let's not forget about a gigantic sewer maze in one of the biggest cities in our game.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Where da mines and caverns at?

 

[vonAchdorf]

Misses the coalition of free (plutocrat) cites, if we assume, Lionguard is the shiny knights' kingdom capital.

 

[Dreaad]

Too bad the person who made that didn't have any original ideas.

 

[Infinitron]

Just what the Codex always wanted - ArcaniA: Enhanced Edition! http://www.gamebanshee.com/news/115531-arcania-the-complete-tale-released-on-playstation-4.html

ArcaniA - The Complete Tale: the massive RPG leveled up to PlayStation 4, available now in stores and online

Vienna (Austria), May 12, 2015:

Owners of Sony’s PlayStation 4 now have a real RPG treat in store! ArcaniA: The Complete Tale, has been optimised for the platform and ported onto PlayStation 4. ArcaniA: The Complete Tale also includes the add-on “Fall of Setarrif” and is available priced at $29.99USD on the North American PlayStation Network.

ArcaniA won the 2010 German Developer Award for the best console game in 2010, and is now being released as a main game plus add-on to provide hours of gaming fun.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[pippin]

And the ps4 still has one game.

 

[taxalot]

ArcaniA won the 2010 German Developer Award for the best console game in 2010

 

[Darth Roxor]

Preordered!

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Preordered!

Beer and hookers aren't included in the pre-order deal.