Unfortunately I don't have any skills with photoshop or whatever so I can't make these into proper cards, so I'll just have to post them using the standard layout method. P.s sorry if this is too early or if Chefe was planning on doing this eventually.
Bethsoft Fanboy 1B
Creature - Fanboy
Protection from Reason
Bethsoft Fanboy gets +1/+1 for each other Fanboy in play.
BEST RPG EVAR (since Oblivion) - Random Fanboy
1/1
Bethesda Softworks 3B
Enchantment
Sellout 1 (Whenever you play a Fanboy gain 1 life).
Whenever your opponent plays a Beloved Franchise card choose a card from your opponent's deck, rip it in half and spit on his face.
""Fantasy, for us, is a knight on horseback running around and killing things", says Howard excitedly". Hmm, I wonder what Todd thinks PA is? - Vault Dweller
The Fatman 1R
Instant - Flaw
Deal 3550 damage to target opponent or creature. You gain a radiation counter.
OMFG Pwnt U Noob!
Xbox 360 1BB
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep add a stupidity counter to Xbox 360. At the end of your turn both players lose intelligence equal to the number of stupidity counters on Xbox 360.
STFU you eiltist PC snoobs.
Bethstapo 2B
Creature - Moderator
Hype 1 (all Flaw cards cost 1 less to play.)
tap: Destory target legitimate complaint.
2/2
NMA Preview 1W
Sorcery
Look at target opponent's hand.
No, and not to sound all preachy, but this is how a couple kids without scruples screw it up for the rest of us by turning already paranoid-enough companies into impregnable PR fortresses. Thanks a lot, guys. - Matt Peckham
Radiation R
Instant
Add one radiation counter to target opponent.
(If a player has 10 or more radiation counters then they lose the game).
As dangerous as flies, and as common as them as well.
Supermutant Behemoth
Creature - Mutant
Trample, Deathtouch, First Strike.
Supermutant Behemoth can only be destroyed by The Fatman.
But obviously, when you're talking about supermutants, dialogue really isn't a viable option. - Pete Hines
10/10
Games Journalist
Creature - Cocksucker
Hype 2 (all Flaw cards cost 2 less to play.)
When Games Journalist comes into play, if you control a card named Bethesda Softworks then you receive a free blowjob from target opponent.
On a scale of 9 to 10 just how awesome will this game be?
1/1
Bethsoft Fanboy 1B
Creature - Fanboy
Protection from Reason
Bethsoft Fanboy gets +1/+1 for each other Fanboy in play.
BEST RPG EVAR (since Oblivion) - Random Fanboy
1/1
Bethesda Softworks 3B
Enchantment
Sellout 1 (Whenever you play a Fanboy gain 1 life).
Whenever your opponent plays a Beloved Franchise card choose a card from your opponent's deck, rip it in half and spit on his face.
""Fantasy, for us, is a knight on horseback running around and killing things", says Howard excitedly". Hmm, I wonder what Todd thinks PA is? - Vault Dweller
The Fatman 1R
Instant - Flaw
Deal 3550 damage to target opponent or creature. You gain a radiation counter.
OMFG Pwnt U Noob!
Xbox 360 1BB
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep add a stupidity counter to Xbox 360. At the end of your turn both players lose intelligence equal to the number of stupidity counters on Xbox 360.
STFU you eiltist PC snoobs.
Bethstapo 2B
Creature - Moderator
Hype 1 (all Flaw cards cost 1 less to play.)
tap: Destory target legitimate complaint.
2/2
NMA Preview 1W
Sorcery
Look at target opponent's hand.
No, and not to sound all preachy, but this is how a couple kids without scruples screw it up for the rest of us by turning already paranoid-enough companies into impregnable PR fortresses. Thanks a lot, guys. - Matt Peckham
Radiation R
Instant
Add one radiation counter to target opponent.
(If a player has 10 or more radiation counters then they lose the game).
As dangerous as flies, and as common as them as well.
Supermutant Behemoth
Creature - Mutant
Trample, Deathtouch, First Strike.
Supermutant Behemoth can only be destroyed by The Fatman.
But obviously, when you're talking about supermutants, dialogue really isn't a viable option. - Pete Hines
10/10
Games Journalist
Creature - Cocksucker
Hype 2 (all Flaw cards cost 2 less to play.)
When Games Journalist comes into play, if you control a card named Bethesda Softworks then you receive a free blowjob from target opponent.
On a scale of 9 to 10 just how awesome will this game be?
1/1
