Have you ever watched the development of a game that you are looking forward to so much that you are willing to label it as "the best game EVAR!"?
Has some negative nancy ever come along and tried to argue that there may be some parts of the game that will be less than perfect?
Didn't know how to answer him because all of his points were grounded in logic, reason, and supporting evidence?
Well with Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses now you too can argue without using any substance or thought just like a real fanboy. Just take any one of these Fanboy Defense Styles, alter the wording somewhat to make it seem like you are presenting a completely new and never before stated sentence and then smack them down. Soon enough that negative nancy will be so tired and pissed off with your lack of common sense that he'll leave you and your upcoming game alone.
For a limited time only you can get free preview of Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses.
Fanboy Defense Style #1 - It'll be good because the developers said so.
Fanboy Defense Style #2 - There is a year to go in development and everything you are worried about will be fixed.
Fanboy Defense Style #3 - If you don't like it so much then go make your own game.
Fanboy Defense Style #4 - Have you played the game yet? No. Then shut up.
Fanboy Defense Style #5 - Mods will fix everything.
Fanboy Defense Style #6 - All I'm asking for is you to give them a chance.
Fanboy Defense Style #7 - They've learnt from their mistakes.
Fanboy Defense style #8 - You can't have everything.
Fanboy Defense Style #9 - if you don't like the game then why do you spend all day posting about it?
But wait, there's more. For a limited time only we have two extra Fanboy Defense Styles to be used only when discussing the upcoming Bethesda title - Fallout 3. These Defense Styles custom tailored to use against older Fallout fans who for some reason refuse to acknowledge Fallout 3 as the best game in the series.
Fallout 3 Fanboy Defense Style #1 - You just want a Fallout expansion.
Fallout 3 Fanboy Defense Style #2 - Times change and you are dumb for not embracing it.
And there you have it. Using Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses you'll never run out of inane, baseless, repeated ad naeuseum arguments. You can even combine different defense styles to confuse your enemy.
"It'll be good because the developers said so, besides can't you just give them a chance?"
"There is still plenty of time for them to change that thing that isn't good, even if they don't the modding community will fix it for us anyway."
"You are asking for too much stuff and they're only human, if you think it is so easy then why don't you just go make your own game?"
Order now and you will receive a CD filled with Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses for only $5! What a bargain! $5! That's right, only $5! $5! This price is never to be repeated! $5!.
Has some negative nancy ever come along and tried to argue that there may be some parts of the game that will be less than perfect?
Didn't know how to answer him because all of his points were grounded in logic, reason, and supporting evidence?
Well with Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses now you too can argue without using any substance or thought just like a real fanboy. Just take any one of these Fanboy Defense Styles, alter the wording somewhat to make it seem like you are presenting a completely new and never before stated sentence and then smack them down. Soon enough that negative nancy will be so tired and pissed off with your lack of common sense that he'll leave you and your upcoming game alone.
For a limited time only you can get free preview of Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses.
Fanboy Defense Style #1 - It'll be good because the developers said so.
Fanboy Defense Style #2 - There is a year to go in development and everything you are worried about will be fixed.
Fanboy Defense Style #3 - If you don't like it so much then go make your own game.
Fanboy Defense Style #4 - Have you played the game yet? No. Then shut up.
Fanboy Defense Style #5 - Mods will fix everything.
Fanboy Defense Style #6 - All I'm asking for is you to give them a chance.
Fanboy Defense Style #7 - They've learnt from their mistakes.
Fanboy Defense style #8 - You can't have everything.
Fanboy Defense Style #9 - if you don't like the game then why do you spend all day posting about it?
But wait, there's more. For a limited time only we have two extra Fanboy Defense Styles to be used only when discussing the upcoming Bethesda title - Fallout 3. These Defense Styles custom tailored to use against older Fallout fans who for some reason refuse to acknowledge Fallout 3 as the best game in the series.
Fallout 3 Fanboy Defense Style #1 - You just want a Fallout expansion.
Fallout 3 Fanboy Defense Style #2 - Times change and you are dumb for not embracing it.
And there you have it. Using Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses you'll never run out of inane, baseless, repeated ad naeuseum arguments. You can even combine different defense styles to confuse your enemy.
"It'll be good because the developers said so, besides can't you just give them a chance?"
"There is still plenty of time for them to change that thing that isn't good, even if they don't the modding community will fix it for us anyway."
"You are asking for too much stuff and they're only human, if you think it is so easy then why don't you just go make your own game?"
Order now and you will receive a CD filled with Lingwe's List of Fanboy Defenses for only $5! What a bargain! $5! That's right, only $5! $5! This price is never to be repeated! $5!.
