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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Season 1
- Thread starter Grimwulf
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Yeh. No chance to reach them, though.
Can you set resting spots in the nearest building and drag there everybody with Azira?
Ashery
Prophet
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Yup.
The problem is that the dirtiness of the room makes it a really sketchy place to treat wounds, but considering how long it'd take to get them back to the base itself, which doesn't even have a proper hospital room yet, it's likely better to treat them on the spot. If they get infections, full time bed rest and a full stomach should keep them in the clear even without medication.
Dreaad
Arcane
Sheeeeeit. First of all. I vote for muhself, fuck all these komunists, they have no idea what they are doing. Building granite doors while being charged at xaxaxaxaxa...xa! A Kommisar attends the premiere of a KKK comedy movie. He laughs and grins throughout the film, but after it ends he says, "Well, I liked the comedy. But that clown had a mustache just like mine, shoot him." Everyone is speechless, until someone suggests, "Comrade, maybe the actor shaves off his mustache?" The Kommisar ponders this and replies, "Good idea men! First shave him, then shoot him!".
Alright let us see. First I'll try to lead the two muff monsters following me to the turrets. Hopefully they will be distracted.
1.) If they are distracted/killed by the turrets, go BACK and:
1A.) Try to distract more of them and run to the north tunnel entrance.
1B.) If no muffs around to distract by that point, help out dragging and/or healing people with bricks or whatever resource it is that we use for first aid these days. Priority, lacgirl, kalin, grimwulf. Gotta prioritize the people who will vote for me.
2.) If they are not distracted and turrets fail me, which considering komunist tech, is probably what will happen:
2A.) Then just try to out run or hide from the fucking things.
2B.) If my chances to outrun them are basically 0% (I have no idea), then turn around try to run through them, far enough to distract maybe one or two moar muff monsters and die gloriously while squatting.
I strongly suggest Azira is NOT used as bait, since he is last person left who can fight. I will radio HelloFriend and tell him to grab his nut sack and distract some of the fucking things. Leading them as far away from injured fighters as possible. I would advise Azira to wait until as many of the fucking things are distracted as possible then try to save some people.
If Azira or HelloF question my orders, start telling jokes.
Alright let us see. First I'll try to lead the two muff monsters following me to the turrets. Hopefully they will be distracted.
1.) If they are distracted/killed by the turrets, go BACK and:
1A.) Try to distract more of them and run to the north tunnel entrance.
1B.) If no muffs around to distract by that point, help out dragging and/or healing people with bricks or whatever resource it is that we use for first aid these days. Priority, lacgirl, kalin, grimwulf. Gotta prioritize the people who will vote for me.
2.) If they are not distracted and turrets fail me, which considering komunist tech, is probably what will happen:
2A.) Then just try to out run or hide from the fucking things.
2B.) If my chances to outrun them are basically 0% (I have no idea), then turn around try to run through them, far enough to distract maybe one or two moar muff monsters and die gloriously while squatting.
I strongly suggest Azira is NOT used as bait, since he is last person left who can fight. I will radio HelloFriend and tell him to grab his nut sack and distract some of the fucking things. Leading them as far away from injured fighters as possible. I would advise Azira to wait until as many of the fucking things are distracted as possible then try to save some people.
If Azira or HelloF question my orders, start telling jokes.
Ashery
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Chances are good considering that muffalo are slower than standard base speed. Humans have a base speed of 4.61c/s and muffalo are only 3.6c/s. Azira has potential issues when rescuing people as it's possible for them to approach from both sides and cut off his door access, but you're pretty much in the clear.
a bear named spigot
Arcane
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the muffalo have pulled down the kollective pants of the kolony and broken not one not two but three anal candles in there
Bliblablubb
Arcane
In the unlikely event of Kommissar Grimwulf dying, I vote for Kalinski to become chairman. Azira is a man of science and mad experiments, no time to lead the colony.
Kalinski on the other hand has the right argument to deal with those opposing his leadership: club to da head.
Heh, here I thought you had been drunk and horny and made the whole thing up. Turns out the game did that for you. While you were probably drunk and horny anyway.
Kalinski on the other hand has the right argument to deal with those opposing his leadership: club to da head.
Turns out Lacboygirl is a true Kommunist at heart, belonging to everyone. It was just Dreead's capitalist brainwashing about exclusive property gone wrong that made xer her talk crazy...Which reminds me. I've lost a bet to you, Azira. Twice. I owe you.
Heh, here I thought you had been drunk and horny and made the whole thing up. Turns out the game did that for you. While you were probably drunk and horny anyway.
Reinhardt
Arcane
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And too much free time.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
You know, I actually feel a little sorry for LacBoiGirl's situation...
Kommissar Grimwulf only has to deal with a bunch of useless Kolonists. But that is part of the tru SPACEKommunism: everyone is equal.. equally useless. He knew what to expect.
But LacCIS tries to be the village bicycle in a Kolony full of confirmed bachelors with an anal candle fixation.
That's like John Carmack joining the Amish!
Well, at least until he builds a computer out of woodscraps powered by a donkeywheel....
Kommissar Grimwulf only has to deal with a bunch of useless Kolonists. But that is part of the tru SPACEKommunism: everyone is equal.. equally useless. He knew what to expect.
But LacCIS tries to be the village bicycle in a Kolony full of confirmed bachelors with an anal candle fixation.
That's like John Carmack joining the Amish!
Well, at least until he builds a computer out of woodscraps powered by a donkeywheel....
laclongquan
Arcane
Hell, as the single slut of the colony, I vote lacgirl get highest priority to rescue~
Horus
Arcane
Kalin, we need a secret police to combat possible traitors amidst our ranks and who is better than the psychotic man with a big club to lead?
hello friend
Arcane
There's no chance in hell I'm putting candles up my arse. This Azira guy is completely off his rocker, he should not, SHOULD NOT be in charge. But I can see the way the wind is blowing, so I'm abstaining from voting for political reasons.
Build wooden door first of all. Then proceed to 2) Haul people to safety while Azira keeps muffalo distracted. In order of priority: #1 Grimwulf. This man must not die. #2 Kalin's alright, even though he wanted to harvest my organs. #3 Lacgirl. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about her seems... off. Makes me uneasy.
Build wooden door first of all. Then proceed to 2) Haul people to safety while Azira keeps muffalo distracted. In order of priority: #1 Grimwulf. This man must not die. #2 Kalin's alright, even though he wanted to harvest my organs. #3 Lacgirl. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about her seems... off. Makes me uneasy.
Sorry bruh, I've played the day already. Don't worry, I've made a MANLY decision for you.
to stand where you stand and do nothing
Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
Then where's the updatan?
ThisNameIsFree
Savant
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hello friend
Arcane
Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
Starting with Brexit and ending with Belgicide.
14th of Winter, 5501
Meanwhile.
Later that morning.
Later that day.
Meanwhile.
Meanwhile.
Later that evening.
Meanwhile.
Later.
MAKE YOUR KEY CHOICE
Eyepatch?
1. No. I am a woman and I have rights. My gloryhole is my pride.
2. Yes. What if a kitten jumps in my hole? It will tickle the brain a lot, tee-hee~
1. No. I am a woman and I have rights. My gloryhole is my pride.
2. Yes. What if a kitten jumps in my hole? It will tickle the brain a lot, tee-hee~
Guilty or naught?
1. Probably? Just let him do all the dirty work. He is a half-decent janitor, after all.
2. Guilty of being a prick. The punishment is a gud beating from Kalin followed by candle treatment from Azira. Could be lethal, in theory.
3. Guilty of disobedience. A couple days in a cryo casket will teach him a lesson.
4. Guilty of being a foreign spy. Arrest will be a proper punishment, then we can decide what to do. Maybe sell him? Or harvest the organs?
5. Guilty of treason. The punishment is death.
6. NOT GUILTY! GRIMWULF MUST DIE INSTEAD! REVOLUTION!!!
1. Probably? Just let him do all the dirty work. He is a half-decent janitor, after all.
2. Guilty of being a prick. The punishment is a gud beating from Kalin followed by candle treatment from Azira. Could be lethal, in theory.
3. Guilty of disobedience. A couple days in a cryo casket will teach him a lesson.
4. Guilty of being a foreign spy. Arrest will be a proper punishment, then we can decide what to do. Maybe sell him? Or harvest the organs?
5. Guilty of treason. The punishment is death.
6. NOT GUILTY! GRIMWULF MUST DIE INSTEAD! REVOLUTION!!!
It's about time to build turrets. But they will be no good unless we power them up. What shall be the power solution for Grimwulfgrad?
1. No steel to spare for anything fancy - we don't even have enough for turrets. Connect Grimwulfgrad to our existing power station. Turn off every unnecessary electrical gadget if needed.
2. Build a separate power station before setting up turrets. Will take time and steel, but should be worth it in the long run. Right?
1. No steel to spare for anything fancy - we don't even have enough for turrets. Connect Grimwulfgrad to our existing power station. Turn off every unnecessary electrical gadget if needed.
2. Build a separate power station before setting up turrets. Will take time and steel, but should be worth it in the long run. Right?
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Kalin
Unwanted
Phew, thought we were done for!
Build more power, I say. As for Dreaad, he is obviously guilty, but he did sorta help to save me, and it's useful to have a pleb around to clean up our shit...
2. Guilty of being a prick!
Nothing a good bashing won't solve.
(Oh yeah and based on seniority, rank and gender I'm calling big-time dibs on the first bionic eye we come across!)
Build more power, I say. As for Dreaad, he is obviously guilty, but he did sorta help to save me, and it's useful to have a pleb around to clean up our shit...
2. Guilty of being a prick!
Nothing a good bashing won't solve.
(Oh yeah and based on seniority, rank and gender I'm calling big-time dibs on the first bionic eye we come across!)
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