Incline Console peasantry officially confirmed

[Suchy]

I'll just leave this here.
http://kotaku.com/console-repairmen-explain-why-cockroaches-love-ps4s-1794393470

“You see those bags?” he asked. “Those are bags full of roaches. Those are all dead by now.” Che added that roach-infested PS4s are so common that XCubicle now charges a $25 “roach fee.” They get at least one each week. Other console repairmen interviewed say that at least half of the PS4s they receive are loaded with roaches.

 

[dibens]

Requesting ban for linking to Kotaku.

 

[Suchy]

The fact that this comes from Kotaku makes it even better.

 

[Severian Silk]

inb4 "regular computer software bugs are better"

 

[pippin]

turk consoles

 

[Whisky]

So, what you're saying is we should process console and console peasants for delousing before sending them to the work camps?

 

[Alienman]

*Checks PC*

Phew.. no roaches.

 

[Dux]

I have a fine glass pane on the side of my tower so that I might peer inside without opening the case itself. Sometimes I trace my palm gently across the sleek surface whilst crooning.

That's all I have to say about that, quite frankly.

 

[Kane]

words

 

[Dux]

I don't like you raw. There's just something about you that rubs me the wrong way.

 

[Cyberarmy]

VS

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

It's like Mortal Kombat fight when two players choose the same character.

 

[pippin]

raw ducks

 

[Alienman]

Yin and yang.

 

[Lord Romulus]

Is it the consoles themselves that attract roaches, or could it be the people that own them?

 

[Max Stats]

We don't have roach problems here, like I don't think I've even actually seen a roach other than on TV shows, but how would they even fit into a PS4? Through the disc slot? Meanwhile glorious PC master race hardware is all different and some people do wind up with major roach size cracks, gaps, and holes they could easily get in through. I could also see them getting into a big PS2 or 360 or anything with a cart slot but a PS4? Are these roaches genetically modified with Houdini's DNA?

 

[Lyric Suite]

Is it the consoles themselves that attract roaches, or could it be the people that own them?

Huh, it's obvious that the consoles are owned by dirty peasants.

 

[Delterius]

VS

In learning the teachings of Zerthimon I've grown stronger.