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The Codex should enforce mandatory gallantry

Texas Red

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Are you tired that every debate turns in to a personal fight? Are you annoyed of being called a dumbfuck all the time? Decline of the Codex depresses you?

There is a solution.

Instead of attacking your opponent, a Codexer should rather say, for example, the following:

"Though your views and articulate writing portray you as a sophisticated gentleman, I have to disagree, my good sir. Let me have the honor of presenting my arguments in the hope that I may perhaps sway you to my side."

Another issue is the female posters. Currently we have only 1 and the rest of the Codexers keep harassing her, flinging sexually offensive one-liners and constantly demanding "boobies". Instead we should refrain from discussing topics on sex while in the company of ladies and maybe some times post poetry to the, admire their avatar etc.
 

JarlFrank

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TWD, please let me politely tell you what my thoughts about this idea are:

What a fucking shit you fucking hobo, how the fuck did you get this useless retarded shit of an idea in your dogturd of a brain? You should be tubgirl'd and goatse'd until you vomit your guts out, you shithead dumbfuck retarded hobo asshole. Fuck.

That said, I would clearly approve of settling our differences in a very gentlemanly manner. *slaps TWD with a glove* I would really appreciate it if you paid for the airplane tickets, son of a noble lady, so that we may rule it out like gentlemen do.
 
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JarlFrank said:
TWD, please let me politely tell you what my thoughts about this idea are:

What a fucking shit you fucking hobo, how the fuck did you get this useless retarded shit of an idea in your dogturd of a brain? You should be tubgirl'd and goatse'd until you vomit your guts out, you shithead dumbfuck retarded hobo asshole. Fuck.

That said, I would clearly approve of settling our differences in a very gentlemanly manner. *slaps TWD with a glove* I would really appreciate it if you paid for the airplane tickets, son of a noble lady, so that we may rule it out like gentlemen do.

Be sure to tape it.
 

Jasede

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Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Codex Year of the Donut I'm very into cock and ball torture
When I read "good sir", I thought you were a goon. In my mental image, I saw you a a fat, amorphous blob, 'sperging hard and twitching as he consumes baconators.

Please don't use "good sir" again.
 

Jasede

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Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Codex Year of the Donut I'm very into cock and ball torture
Spacemoose said:
so did you just happen to be looking in a mirror as you read it or wht

You're well aware I'm lean and thin, my dear. *hugs*
It's okay though, Moose. Just eat less and try to move around more. It'll help, I assure you.

Spacemoose!
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Spacemoose!
 

Jasede

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Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Codex Year of the Donut I'm very into cock and ball torture
I'd rather kill myself than fit into the "goon" criterium. I hate goons. And I hate you for your baseless accusations; enjoy your baconator as you jerk it to Ozma squirt-porn.
 

spacemoose

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x  internet presence
x  furry
x  assburgers
x? pants-shitting
x  bandwagon jumping
x  penchant for selfrighteousness
   obesity

but we love you anyway
 

Naked Ninja

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I like it. Lets adopt a steam punk Victorian era sense of civility. Also, change the website theme from this grey/blue whatnot into something with lots of gears and steam.

Also, all avatars should be wearing tophats. DU's avatar can have TWO hats, one for each cow head. We need artists volunteers. :D
 

Jasede

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Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Codex Year of the Donut I'm very into cock and ball torture
Well, let's see-

You have an internet presence too, by posting here.
Your avatar is furry.
Assburgers is a made-up disease that social retards use to feel better about their laziness to go out and overcome their problem.
Bandwagon-jumping? I'm known for compulsively taking a contrary opinion!
Your last point I'll give you... I'm too damn self-righteous; kinda silly really.

But damn you, asshole. There's not a worse insult on the interwebs than being called a goon - I'd rather be a jewish nigger.

*knowing chuckle*
 

Jasede

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Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Codex Year of the Donut I'm very into cock and ball torture
Buying me an account to that damn place was the worst punishment gayboy Surgey could have given me. One feels more stupid by just browsing it.
 

fastpunk

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random oblibion fanboy trolling the codex said:
OMG you sucks!!! Oblivion is teh best arr pee gee evah! TB-Isomeric is for loosers. LOLOLOO!!!111!!

And here come a codexer to respond:
codexer said:
Though your views and articulate writing portray you as a sophisticated gentleman, I have to disagree, my good sir. Let me have the honor of presenting my arguments in the hope that I may perhaps sway you to my side.

Yeah, I just don't see that happening anytime soon... :lol:
 

Texas Red

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JarlFrank said:
That said, I would clearly approve of settling our differences in a very gentlemanly manner. *slaps TWD with a glove* I would really appreciate it if you paid for the airplane tickets, son of a noble lady, so that we may rule it out like gentlemen do.

I find your manners offensive, sir. I won't let you sully my honor. I accept your offer though it is *you* who must pay for my presence.
 

Jasede

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Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Codex Year of the Donut I'm very into cock and ball torture
I'll hold the camera as you fight, then we can go to my place for self-made Bloody Mary.
 

dagorkan

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What the Codex should enforce is planeticketry.

Like I suggested years ago, use the funds raised from Patrons to pay for real life challenges, anybody who has been insulted can apply, failure to respond leads to banning, have a special committee set up to judge legitimate feuds and ensure value for money (video evidence etc). That would be the quickest and surest way to make the forum more polite without sacrificing freedom of speech. As a side benefit anybody who issues a challenge and backs down or loses is automatically dumbfucked for life, thereby promoting the free market as well.
 

MetalCraze

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The Walkin' Dude said:
JarlFrank said:
That said, I would clearly approve of settling our differences in a very gentlemanly manner. *slaps TWD with a glove* I would really appreciate it if you paid for the airplane tickets, son of a noble lady, so that we may rule it out like gentlemen do.

I find your manners offensive, sir. I won't let you sully my honor. I accept your offer though it is *you* who must pay for my presence.

I've never seen so much gayness in just two forum posts
 

Lyric Suite

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dagorkan said:
What the Codex should enforce is planeticketry.

Like I suggested years ago, use the funds raised from Patrons to pay for real life challenges, anybody who has been insulted can apply, failure to respond leads to banning, have a special committee set up to judge legitimate feuds and ensure value for money (video evidence etc). That would be the quickest and surest way to make the forum more polite without sacrificing freedom of speech. As a side benefit anybody who issues a challenge and backs down or loses is automatically dumbfucked for life, thereby promoting the free market as well.

"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing”

- Conan the Barbarian

Society should definitely bring back duels. Those were the days.
 

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