I will bring buttons back

[HansDampf]

What is even happening?

 

[thesheeep]

What the hell is going on here?
DarkUnderlord , are you bored? Did we not amuse you in the recent years?!

 

[Bumvelcrow]

What is even happening?

A heroic quest. Just tested it in Linux and still working fine. Some weird people around, though.

 

[BING XI LAO]

 

[Vorark]

Life is but a moment, a meaningless grain of sand.

On one hand the buttons are silly as heck yet add a certain flair to the forums; on the other, the boards do load faster.

 

[moon knight]

Where are muh buttons?

 

[Rakshar]

If Nano completes his task within 7 days, I shall return buttons.

If Nano fails to complete his task within the next 7 days, the buttons demand a sacrifice. If Nano fails his quest, and this post receives 150 brofists within the next 7 days, I will ban Nano and return buttons.

Which will happen first? Will Nano save the buttons and himself, will the Codex demand Nano be sacrificed, or will buttons begone forever?

Stay tuned to this exciting thread for further developments.

BROS, go to post #549 and brofist the mad man's post.

Do not let this post sink.

We are up to 40 brofists there so hopefully we will succeed reviving the buttons even if Nano fails his heroic quest.

 

[Luckmann]

What the hell is going on here?
DarkUnderlord , are you bored? Did we not amuse you in the recent years?!

:negative_small:

 

[ciox]

Honestly though... isn't there any nutjob with money on this site to find out where DU lives and just see if he can get fucked for trying to coerce someone to do something irl? I bet that files under some kind of cyberbullying law somewhere...


awh, but who fucking cares...


here's a picture of Annah

 

[Astral Rag]

How does Star Stable run on Linux?

Ran fine when I was prepping to rescue some poor Prospernaut last year.

citation needed

 

[Bumvelcrow]

citation needed

Can't remember - probably Sheep or some other ironic shitposter needed help corrupting some kids. If you mean proof that it works on Linux, then I haven't worked out how to take screenshots yet. Install Linux, try it and see. It's pretty lightweight so would probably run acceptably in a VM.

 

[hello friend]

Should've realized this place has no redeeming quality months ago. Even the lack of moderation that means you -could- get really good blowout heated arguments over interesting shit is wasted, cause you're all too busy proving how cool you are by not caring about anything - except, of course, the desperate desire that everyone think you're cool for not caring about anything. I noted that as the common defining characteristic of the typical Codexer in my last big argument on this board, actually... should've left then.

 

[Sukhāvatī]

Should've realized this place has no redeeming quality months ago. Even the lack of moderation that means you -could- get really good blowout heated arguments over interesting shit is wasted, cause you're all too busy proving how cool you are by not caring about anything - except, of course, the desperate desire that everyone think you're cool for not caring about anything. I noted that as the common defining characteristic of the typical Codexer in my last big argument on this board, actually... should've left then.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Stop donating until the buttons return.

DU will start to feel the pinch.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Should've realized this place has no redeeming quality months ago. Even the lack of moderation that means you -could- get really good blowout heated arguments over interesting shit is wasted, cause you're all too busy proving how cool you are by not caring about anything - except, of course, the desperate desire that everyone think you're cool for not caring about anything. I noted that as the common defining characteristic of the typical Codexer in my last big argument on this board, actually... should've left then.

hello friend,

Not all are like that

 

[Brozef]

Ok I know what happened. Due to a severe case of ED (Eldritch Disenchantment) the Raptors Magic Wand has become a somewhat less magical, limp Lasso of disappointment. This caused Ms Raptor to leave him for the Big Black Cryolophosaurus. The last thing she said to him was that he couldn't satisfy him any more since he was unable to reach her button.

Spoiler

cause we all know you have to reach deep

Spoiler

deep

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/HQmmM_qwG4k?t=201

 

[Darth Roxor]

Should've realized this place has no redeeming quality months ago. Even the lack of moderation that means you -could- get really good blowout heated arguments over interesting shit is wasted, cause you're all too busy proving how cool you are by not caring about anything - except, of course, the desperate desire that everyone think you're cool for not caring about anything. I noted that as the common defining characteristic of the typical Codexer in my last big argument on this board, actually... should've left then.

but how are you going to participate in Codex DoW League Season II if you leave?

 

[Echo Mirage]

Have the buttons been pulled from the codex and made into an Epic store exclusive?

 

[hello friend]

Should've realized this place has no redeeming quality months ago. Even the lack of moderation that means you -could- get really good blowout heated arguments over interesting shit is wasted, cause you're all too busy proving how cool you are by not caring about anything - except, of course, the desperate desire that everyone think you're cool for not caring about anything. I noted that as the common defining characteristic of the typical Codexer in my last big argument on this board, actually... should've left then.

Only 90s kids will remember this

hello friend,

Not all are like that

Because you're cunts. Cunts who I don't -want- to give any pleasure in life. Cunts who live to aggravate me after I've spent a fucking year fixing bugs in their favorite game.

but how are you going to participate in Codex DoW League Season II if you leave?

I probably won't quit entirely. As I said in my first post (hours ago), I'll probably get back into the mood someday. But right now, the thought that the cretins over there will get use out of my sweat and hard work just nauseates me. I'll probably keep doing it for you guys eventually (and thanks for the support) but it's going to be a while before I can enjoy anything to do with this. The assholes have pretty much destroyed my desire to work my ass off so that they can use my work while heaping abuse over trivial bullshit. I probably won't quit entirely. As I said in my first post (hours ago), I'll probably get back into the mood someday. But right now, the thought that the cretins over there will get use out of my sweat and hard work just nauseates me. I'll probably keep doing it for you guys eventually (and thanks for the support) but it's going to be a while before I can enjoy anything to do with this. The assholes have pretty much destroyed my desire to work my ass off so that they can use my work while heaping abuse over trivial bullshit. For some strange and whacky reason, it doesn't seem worth the while anymore.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Because you're cunts. Cunts who I don't -want- to give any pleasure in life. Cunts who live to aggravate me after I've spent a fucking year fixing bugs in their favorite game.

Which game is that? I'll tell you if it's my favorite.

 

[Bohr]

Where's the agenda button

 

[hello friend]

No matter how desperately you continue to repeat my name and gesticulate wildly in my direction, I'm never going to *notice* you. Not the way you want, anyway. You're just going to have to move on.

 

[AwesomeButton]

No matter how desperately you continue to repeat my name and gesticulate wildly in my direction, I'm never going to *notice* you. Not the way you want, anyway. You're just going to have to move on.

Is this Zoe Quinn?

 

[Daemongar]

That would be interesting: Make Buttons DLC. Start everyone with the :shit: and maybe :yes: and :no: - everything else comes at a cost per year (month?)

$1
:retarded white face: $6
:smiley: $0.50
:equip the ring: I don't know, maybe $2 for non-Tolkien fans, $6 for fans
:gimme them dolla bills: $10

Also, wouldn't hurt to make purple bordered versions of the above buttons for 10x their normal cost. That is *rare* buttons.

Also, limit the number of buttons you can use per day to 10. You have to buy a season pass to use up to 100 buttons a day.

Also, the codex shouldn't stop collecting to buy body parts for folks once some guy gets a liver. Collect donations all the time. That way the Codex can buy organs when they are on sale so when you need them, you don't have to pay full price.
"Hey, Codex, I need a liver! Help!"
DU: What size do you need? We have 6!

 

[moon knight]

Should've realized this place has no redeeming quality months ago. Even the lack of moderation that means you -could- get really good blowout heated arguments over interesting shit is wasted, cause you're all too busy proving how cool you are by not caring about anything - except, of course, the desperate desire that everyone think you're cool for not caring about anything. I noted that as the common defining characteristic of the typical Codexer in my last big argument on this board, actually... should've left then.

Only 90s kids will remember this

hello friend,

Not all are like that

Because you're cunts. Cunts who I don't -want- to give any pleasure in life. Cunts who live to aggravate me after I've spent a fucking year fixing bugs in their favorite game.

but how are you going to participate in Codex DoW League Season II if you leave?

I probably won't quit entirely. As I said in my first post (hours ago), I'll probably get back into the mood someday. But right now, the thought that the cretins over there will get use out of my sweat and hard work just nauseates me. I'll probably keep doing it for you guys eventually (and thanks for the support) but it's going to be a while before I can enjoy anything to do with this. The assholes have pretty much destroyed my desire to work my ass off so that they can use my work while heaping abuse over trivial bullshit. I probably won't quit entirely. As I said in my first post (hours ago), I'll probably get back into the mood someday. But right now, the thought that the cretins over there will get use out of my sweat and hard work just nauseates me. I'll probably keep doing it for you guys eventually (and thanks for the support) but it's going to be a while before I can enjoy anything to do with this. The assholes have pretty much destroyed my desire to work my ass off so that they can use my work while heaping abuse over trivial bullshit. For some strange and whacky reason, it doesn't seem worth the while anymore.

I would rate this :autism:

But I can't.