Why does this site look the same as it did 5 years ago?

[Mantiis]

Seriously, hire some devs to make it look like it was made it the last decade.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

5 years ago

the last decade.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

How do mantis years work anyway?

 

[profreshinal]

There was a fall-out between the devs of this site. The only productive one was forced to leave and his content stolen by the remaining freeloaders. Since then absolutely nothing has happened and the only responses the excellent community gets from the dilettants are snarky oneliners and gratuitous meme postings like the one above. Ubi es Rex?

 

[CruduxCruo]

Instead of pages threads should have infinite scrolling

 

[laclongquan]

HOW ABOUT A HELL OF A NOPE?


Do you ever hear of "if it aint bugging, it doesnt need fixing"?
Or something alone the line of "It can always get worse"
Or something shorter like "active stupid".
Hell no. If it aint breaking, there's no need to mess with it.

 

[BING XI LAO]

What if Codex had skeumorphic UI with dragons n shiet

 

[Darth Roxor]

because it's the worst site since mantiis stopped posting

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Plaguecrafter]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[King Crispy]

Hey Man Tits,

Haven't you noticed any time even the slightest change is made here the apocalyptic shitstorm that ensues with every hopelessly autistic lurker coming out of the woodwork to swear by everything holy that he will hunt down and punish those who are responsible?

This site is kept in a hermetically-sealed state of stasis for your and my protection. Deal with it.

 

[Revenant]

Sure thing - we need more zoomer internet design elements such as built-in transparent pop-ups that make the rest of the website greyed out until they are clicked, link following without refresh and updating the web address and animated buttons with soyboy silhouette head icons. IT IS 2019 AFTER ALL

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Zarniwoop]

Hey Man Tits,

Haven't you noticed any time even the slightest change is made here the apocalyptic shitstorm that ensues with every hopelessly autistic lurker coming out of the woodwork to swear by everything holy that he will hunt down and punish those who are responsible?

This site is kept in a hermetically-sealed state of stasis for your and my protection. Deal with it.

Yeah, good thing nothing ever changes around here, otherwise who knows?

We could end up with a forum full of "rating" buttons, a chat window, or all manner of other retarded millennial fuckness. Luckily that won't happen, amirite?

 

[King Crispy]

Touché, sir.

 

[Outlander]

'cause you don't change good things, bitch.

 

[Projas]

Not true, there's way more buttons than there was 5 years ago.

 

[mondblut]

Hey Man Tits,

Haven't you noticed any time even the slightest change is made here the apocalyptic shitstorm that ensues with every hopelessly autistic lurker coming out of the woodwork to swear by everything holy that he will hunt down and punish those who are responsible?

This site is kept in a hermetically-sealed state of stasis for your and my protection. Deal with it.

Hey Chris Pee,

please don't give DU any ideas

 

[Haba]

...thread

...since

...mantits...

...posting

 

[Aemar]

Seriously, hire some devs to make it look like it was made it the last decade.

Let's hire Todd Howard to make a sequel to this site.

 

[Astral Rag]

Codex is the only website I frequent that doesn't scale to my phone's resolution and that is the way it should be

 

[taxalot]

The Codex hates new things and everything that is modern.

Just look at how Oblivion was received.

Oblivion reviews tell you everything about Codex opinions on web design. It's true.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

"Change is good" ranks up there with "the customer is always right" as one of those things that should earn you an execution.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Make those guys who made Fallout 76 to design new Codex.

 

[DavidBVal]

Actually I think the Codex is very trendy, with its color palette basically being 50 shades of grey. Alright, bluish-gray.

I'm convinced by 2050 the whole internet will look like the Codex.