Fallout 3 Review: 4/10, not enough hookers

[JarlFrank]

Give us a definition then.

Bitchfight

 

[Andyman Messiah]

That explains why Sex and the city was the first that came up on Google image search.

 

[Tintin]

Have there been any other negative reviews of Fallout?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

He just sounds like a massive pervert in that interview.

Isn't that what he is?

Everyone's a massive pervert. What he is, though, is a selfimportant douchebag.

Most true, you unerring stallion.

 

[Thrasher]

I fail to understand how a pre-pubescent obsession with computer generated pornography has ANYTHING to do with maturity.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I fail to understand how a pre-pubescent obsession with computer generated pornography has ANYTHING to do with maturity.

Well you see, if you can't look a daedra penis in the eye...

 

[A user named cat]

Hey don't put foot fetish on the same level as scat you barbarian.

They're equally fucking retarded, you toe loving fruit. Are you one of those old men who steal little girl's socks and punch off inside them?

 

[DefJam101]

Are you one of those old men who steal little girl's socks and punch off inside them?

No, but I plan to be one when I retire.

 

[Sarvis]

Hey don't put foot fetish on the same level as scat you barbarian.

They're equally fucking retarded, you toe loving fruit. Are you one of those old men who steal little girl's socks and punch off inside them?

No, theyu really aren't. I mean, sure a foot fetish is kind of disgusting but at least you probably wash the foot before doing... err... whatever with it.

But scat is what you'd wash OFF before starting. I mean, if you had a foot fetish and someone stepped in some shit you'd probably have them wash their feet thoroughly before... well, whatever.

So no, they are not equally retarded. Scat is far, far more disgusting.

 

[JarlFrank]

Hey don't put foot fetish on the same level as scat you barbarian.

They're equally fucking retarded, you toe loving fruit. Are you one of those old men who steal little girl's socks and punch off inside them?

I find it funny how some people automatically assume that when somebody has a certain fetish, he's also a really sick fuck. I'm neither an old man nor a pedo nor a thief. Grow up, man.

 

[Mister Arkham]

Hey don't put foot fetish on the same level as scat you barbarian.

They're equally fucking retarded, you toe loving fruit. Are you one of those old men who steal little girl's socks and punch off inside them?

I fail to see how finding a woman's feet attractive is as strange/bad/fucked up as finding it attractive when said woman takes a shit on your chest. I'm not saying that that's bad... I just can't see them being put on the same level of fetish.

And on an on-topic note: while it's nice to see a review that isn't overwhelmingly positive, this person is hating on it for all of the wrong reasons. This guy's infatuation with the sex life of his characters is absurd. So what if buying the prostitute doesn't engage a hardcore-gonzo-sex mini-game? The same exact thing happens in Fallout 3 as it does in the first two games, or in Arcanum, or in Bloodlines: you go into the room with the prostitute, there's another line of dialogue or two, she lies on the bed or stands there, the screen darkens and when it comes back you leave.

I guess the Fallout games are all about different things to different people, but as far as reasons I've heard go... hardcore sex is a new one.

 

[Thor Kaufman]

Hey don't put foot fetish on the same level as scat you barbarian.

They're equally fucking retarded, you toe loving fruit. Are you one of those old men who steal little girl's socks and punch off inside them?

I find it funny how some people automatically assume that when somebody has a certain fetish, he's also a really sick fuck. I'm neither an old man nor a pedo nor a thief. Grow up, man.

Don't try to be an elitist asshole about your fetish then.

As long as it's all fun and games it's fine and now shut your pieholes, you prude freaks.

 

[dagorkan]

I don't think the foot thing is just thinking feet look nice, which could be understandable, I think the idea for these sickos is to masturbate over a woman's feet.

Anyway deviant = deviant, the variety doesn't exactly matter.

 

[Dire Roach]

You are only allowed to like pussy or dick and dick-in-anus within a limited range of circumstances. Anything else is for SICK FUCKS.

 

[Shannow]

I don't think the foot thing is just thinking feet look nice, which could be understandable, I think the idea for these sickos is to masturbate using the feet.

Anyway deviant = deviant, the variety doesn't exactly matter.

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/high-main ... auty/2592/ (disclaimer: Don't click. Punishable by eternity of burning in Hell. The God of mercy and forgivness says so.)

Hmm, I can actually see how that may be pleasurable. Still don't understand the fetish but it isn't disgusting and diahrrea-inducing, so maybe deviant = deviant but that doesn't say more than 5 = 5.

EDIT:

Zicken = nonsense (?)

Zickenkrieg = Read my FF7-LP (?) (No, won't do that.)

Tessera isn't a name at all, btw. IT'S ACTUALLY GREEK FOR THE NUMBER FOUR!

Tetra should be Greek 4 for.

Zicke = she-goat (but is used in the same context as bitch.)

 

[darthdarther]

Hatred for Tessera overwhelms hatred for Fallout 3.

 

[St. Toxic]

Don't worry guys, the modders will fix it. I'm especially curious about what can be done with the children models.

 

[DefJam101]

Don't worry guys, the modders will fix it. I'm especially curious about what can be done with the children models.

It's awwwwwright.

 

[Thrasher]

Tessara = definition of butthurt

 

[Andyman Messiah]

 

[Kaiserin]

They're equally fucking retarded,

Uh... apart from the idea that one involves imbibing/smearing one's self with feces, I totally agree.

I don't know why a foot fetish would be called a fetish unless somebody was exclusively attracted to feet. I mean, people don't talk about 'ass fetishes,' and the ass is about as equally related to sex as the feet are from a physiological standpoint. The only thing that makes a 'foot fetish' a fetish is that most people don't get their rocks off when they look at feet. It's purely cultural, people used to think it was hot to look like you had just barfed in the Elizabethan era, and that fat people were hot because it indicated wealth.

Ya know, come to think of it, men even wore shoes that were much too long(they even secured them to their ankles when they walked so they wouldn't trip over them) so as to indicate that they had much larger feet than they actually did.

 

[Texas Red]

I have arm fetish. I get somewhat aroused if a lady is bare shouldered.

 

[uhjghvt]

the ass is about as equally related to sex as the feet are from a physiological standpoint.

oh really. sounds to me like you need someone to show you the ropes

 

[A user named cat]

Comparing an ass fetish to a foot one is apples and oranges. As a male, you can fuck an ass. What are you going to a do with a foot? Dry hump it? Clip their toenails? Try to wedge your dick between their toes? Even breast fetishes are fine because tits are just awesome, but come on.. feet? Give me a break. I didn't even realize that existed until the internet became overpopulated with a million forms of porn.

In the manner of which I'm comparing SCAT to it is for those dorks you see on the web who actually masturbate to foot pictures. Easily as retarded as SCAT, furry, tentacles, beastiality and all that weirdo "living in their grandma's basement" shit.

 

[DefJam101]

What are you going to a do with a foot? Dry hump it? Clip their toenails? Try to wedge your dick between their toes?

Odd; you question the fetish's validity but you seem to be a natural!