Vapourware Playing with RNGesus & Frens.

[puur prutswerk]

It is my belief that when you play singleplayer against random dicerolls, these dicerolls are not just generated randomly but are influenced by whoever is able to like demonic entities or friendly Hafvun unifrens, personal guardian angels/guiders or something like that and of course God.

Has any one of you ever felt contacted by random chance? perhaps in retrospect?

Share your stories or discuss this phenomenon ittt

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[nikolokolus]

 

[Citizen]

It is my belief that when you play singleplayer against random dicerolls, these dicerolls are not just generated randomly but are influenced by whoever is able to like demonic entities or friendly Hafvun unifrens, personal guardian angels/guiders or something like that and of course God.

Has any one of you ever felt contacted by random chance? perhaps in retrospect?

Share your stories or discuss this phenomenon ittt

Jesus rolls your dice, and satan tries to hinder him lowering the roll. If you are free of sin you will always get nat. 20s.

BUT! this is of couse only true if we are talking about physical, real dice. Computer RNG is a demonic simulation so it always rolls unfavourable numbers because Jesus can't help you inside a computer

Ever seen idiots who hate RPGs because they "always miss 3 times in a row with 95% hit chance"? Those are demon peple

 

[Harthwain]

The only game I recall that legitimately cheated on rolls was XCOM 2, where developers openly admitted to doing it. Besides that, how you roll is largely dependent on what your dice rolling system is (dice plus modifiers).

Seeking any hidden influence on the rolls (besides the usual probability), especially from God, is a clear sign that you need to seek professional help.

 

[Atchodas]

I pray to Satan and keep winning everything, pretty easy

 

[Tito Anic]

WoW!

 

[Junmarko]

Has any one of you ever felt contacted by random chance?

Only feel contacted by random chance when I'm not drawing the infinite flush life always never deals.....wait

 

[Lonely Vazdru]

It is my belief that when you play singleplayer against random dicerolls, these dicerolls are not just generated randomly but are influenced by whoever is able to like demonic entities or friendly Hafvun unifrens, personal guardian angels/guiders

Hush, you fool ! They'll hear you.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

The truth is, "RNG" doesn't exist. It's all fabricated shit we tell ourselves to feel better. When you play a multiplayer game, you lose horribly, it wasn't your fault, the team you were on sucked. Fighting game? Controller wasn't working and the guy was using a boss character. RPG? Sure, the dice fucked you over.

Well it didn't. None of it did. Your team didn't suck, your controller did work and Balrog hasn't been a boss since 1991 and you should've rolled better.

Git gud skrubs. GIT GUD, YOU FUKN SKRUBS.

GIT GUD ROLL BETTER GIT GUD

 

[DraQ]

Posting in a prosperous thread.

 

[Atchodas]

Live long and Prosperium

 

[Dyspaire]

It is my belief that when you play singleplayer against random dicerolls, these dicerolls are not just generated randomly but are influenced by whoever is able to like demonic entities or friendly Hafvun unifrens, personal guardian angels/guiders or something like that and of course God.

Has any one of you ever felt contacted by random chance? perhaps in retrospect?

Share your stories or discuss this phenomenon ittt

 

[RNGsus]

Role playing Barbarians and Lone Wolf in Battle Brothers, I truly felt closer to RNGesus.

 

[Old Hans]

any time the enemy lands a low % attack one me, I know the game is cheating, but if I make that 2% long range shot. I won it fair and square

 

[Jack]

It is my belief that when you play singleplayer against random dicerolls, these dicerolls are not just generated randomly but are influenced by whoever is able to like demonic entities or friendly Hafvun unifrens, personal guardian angels/guiders or something like that and of course God.

You should install TempleOS and check out the included software, some of it will blow your mind.

 

[huskarls]

dicerolls are a game of chance similar to gambling. Its existence is the work of the demiurge who uses petty thrills and electronic entertainment to enthrall us to the evil of reality

 

[puur prutswerk]

Everyone (except us monkeys and such) can influence random rolls on a computer. Although 99 percent of them are unaffected by beings.

Cut it with the solipsism derivatives and accept that every mind is under the influence from 'spiritual' (read: other living beings) 'forces' of various magnitudes and intents.

 

[Darth Canoli]

It is my belief that when you play singleplayer against random dicerolls, these dicerolls are not just generated randomly but are influenced by whoever is able to like demonic entities or friendly Hafvun unifrens, personal guardian angels/guiders or something like that and of course God.

Has any one of you ever felt contacted by random chance? perhaps in retrospect?

Share your stories or discuss this phenomenon ittt

"She won't lie, she won't lie, she won't lie ..."

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