dragon age has boobies

[Shoelip]

Is it safe to assume that the only character with nipples will be this demon

Bioware: Boobies are evil.

CDProjekt: My boobies. Let me show you them. Unless you're American, then no boobies for you!

There.

This is why some indie developer must make my game idea inspired by 80s slasher movies.

 

[Naked Ninja]

Thanks for the Vid, actually increased my interest in the game.

 

[Jim Cojones]

Yeah, enough of this Elves/Orcs shit. I like fatasy, but they should bring in new kinds of creatures. As I've always been a Tolkien fan, I won't slam his creatures too much, but how about some completely nekked demonoid types (male and female). The more evil, the bigger the dong/tits. :twisted:

Beautiful, seductive daemon is a cliché used far more often in history than elves and orcs. But a cliché with boobs is a cliché that never gets boring. :D

 

[Shoelip]

Thanks for the Vid, actually increased my interest in the game.

Hey NN, Scars of War better have boobies or else you lose your name!

 

[Naked Ninja]

Hey NN, Scars of War better have boobies or else you lose your name!

Perhaps I should have clarified, it wasn't the boobies that increased my interest, it was the other stuff shown.

Besides, the girl with blood splattered all over her face got me more excited than the succubus. I think video game violence may have corrupted my fragile mind.

 

[Shoelip]

No, no clarification needed. My statement still stands indiscriminate of what specifically increased your interest.

 

[made]

That settles it then. DA:O - Codex RPG of 2009. Why sure, it has some minor flaws, but OMG BOOBIES!

 

[Darth Roxor]

Besides, the girl with blood splattered all over her face got me more excited than the succubus. I think video game violence may have corrupted my fragile mind.

Naked Ninja is an alt of JarlFrank.

 

[Suchy]

Screw the boobies, show me a proper orc porn in a RPG and I'm sold.
This aside, I'm somewhat interested in the game, despite of it looking extremely generic and full of cliches.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I haven't seen the video or screenshot or whatever, I can't be bothered, but I'm going to guess that all the excitement that the Codex is feeling right now is because of the fact that Dragon Age, the newest mediocre game from the most mediocre game developer ever, has been gifted with sexy, sexy nipples that completes the female characters sexy, sexy breasts, thus rendering them sexy, sexy erotic!?

Excellent! I knew Bioware would hit puberty sooner or later!

Nope. Just what's been said on this thread. There's a demon that resembles a naked female and she has nipples. Nipples on inhuman monsters have been done before in lots of games even a few modern ones. God forbid though that a creature who actually has use for them might have them.

Yeah, I had a look right after I got off work.

About the issue of more penises in games: yes.

 

[ricolikesrice]

i ve always wished for bioware to include some huge, muscular (half-)orc or similar NPC to your party who develops a romance interest in your character (no matter what gender) and if you turn him down, he somehow later on lures you into a trap and rapes your character (non-skippable, 10 minute cutscene full of truly disgusting rape-action)

if bioware ever pulls of something like that on their romance fancrowd i ll buy all their games no matter how shitty for the rest of my life.

 

[Lesifoere]

Only if the half-orc screams "RUN, [charname]!" before hunting you down and then tells you that he'll make babies with you forever after.

 

[Volourn]

"he somehow later on lures you into a trap and rapes your character (non-skippable, 10 minute cutscene full of truly disgusting rape-action"

Sounds like pnp.

 

[Hazelnut]

I've been interested in DA for a long time, but pretty much everything that any Bio employee says about the game seems to reduce my hopes that this will be a good game. Time will tell I guess.

 

[kris]

"he somehow later on lures you into a trap and rapes your character (non-skippable, 10 minute cutscene full of truly disgusting rape-action"

Sounds like pnp.

You must have had a great GM.

 

[Gragt]

Only if the half-orc screams "RUN, [charname]!" before hunting you down and then tells you that he'll make babies with you forever after.

And run [charname] did.

 

[JarlFrank]

And last but not least: tits have been done in games. I want a game with DONGS.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

^ Oh my.

Well, it does catch the pretty much homoerotic fixation in warfare.

 

[Shannow]

Those guys don't exactly make the game sound appealing. Why don't these lead developer and lead art guys never sound particularly interesting or inspired?

Because the PR jerks are paid to do that. Do you want their children to go hungry?
As a more serious answer: I followed the development of Warhammer Online a bit. They had podcasts where one of the devs explained the different classes. That (those?) dev(s) was always very psyched and fun to watch. A little bit like my geeky PnP friends when they got psyched about new characters for new campaigns

Also, on the side of fairness, I know G4 edits interviews down to TINY little blurbs, so they may have said the coolest stuff in the world about the game, only to have it snipped because it "didn't have enough ZAZZ!" or whatever. I'd like to see promising stuff in this game, but when he said "crazy-ass forests" and I saw "screenshot of forest with snow" I went "wait. That's not crazy-ass. Where's the crazy-ass?! I DEMAND MORE CRAZY-ASS!"

As you demanded, mistress.

And last but not least: tits have been done in games. I want a game with DONGS.

(and no, Cho Aniki does not count)

In most modern cRPGs the player can play a young, handsome, well built man (who can be put to a similar state of undress as that demon, so I really don't see how titties is an argument for dongs), but I prefer middle aged, ugly fatsos as my characters. Probably because I dislike playing myself and I dislike playing a female...(You probably expect a pun where I say: that the devs probably also want to play something that is different from their real physique and that is the reason why char customisation is limited to young, handsome, muscular, but I'm not going to do that.) I demand more Gizmos or TNOs!

On DA: It certainly looks more interesting than the last BioWare games, NWN2, Drakensang or other upcoming AAA-RPG titles. One can always hope...


Yeah Annie, play Europa Barbarorum. More dongs than you can handle *g*

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

"he somehow later on lures you into a trap and rapes your character (non-skippable, 10 minute cutscene full of truly disgusting rape-action"

Sounds like pnp.

You must have had a great GM.

In the first Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay game I have played, our characters were captured by Chaos Dwarves and raped violently in their gory, dirty dungeon. The GM described it in great detail, too. My character "would shit in his pants for two weeks at least".

That was one of our more successful games in a long time, anyway. It ended in a desperate, exciting escape from the perverse dungeon, while the next game was IIRC some WoD social boredom (not led by the same GM, obviously).

In most modern cRPGs the player can play a young, handsome, well built man (who can be put to a similar state of undress as that demon, so I really don't see how titties is an argument for dongs), but I prefer middle aged, ugly fatsos as my characters.

Yeah, character appearance customization in all modern cRPG's is pretty disappointing. I want my character to look like fat Christopher Lambert.

 

[Darth Roxor]

WFRP = win.

 

[LeStryfe79]

Good Lord...

 

[garren]

TW is far from the first game to have titties.

Well I said modern games.

But as Dicksmoker said, God of War was made earlier. Though I still think TW had somewhat more of an impact than GoW.

But what the hell anyways, you could go way back in history arguing what game had an impact on whatever.

 

[BloodyPuppy]

Screw the boobies, show me a proper orc porn in a RPG and I'm sold.
This aside, I'm somewhat interested in the game, despite of it looking extremely generic and full of cliches.

I concur.

 

[Witchblade]

And last but not least: tits have been done in games. I want a game with DONGS.

You know what irritates the crap out of me in modern porn? That the men now also shave like girls.
Apologies to all the fags on the board, but at first I thought this was a thing influenced by gay porn. But then, I've seen some gays going for hairy. What do you call them? 'Bears' or something along those lines. Or is this merely a subculture amongst gays, and gays in general prefer hairless bodies?
(When in doubt, blame the faggy faggots)

Now even male NPC's have shaven genitals.

Sure, I like women to have hairless bodies, but REAL men HAVE HAIR!

Um.. am I wandering off topic here?