NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Empary]

 

[Citizen]

 

[lightbane]

The kind of E3 experience we will never have ever again, featuring tons of indie games. Way too many walking simulators and faux-PS1 ones though.

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[lightbane]

More games with "plot" from Hory.

 

[Mikeal]

 

[Murk]

I'm sure I'm super late to the party but I'm glad Prosper is finally putting a game together in full.

 

[Citizen]

 

[Baron Dupek]

this is a art

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Apparently this is the guy that was making butthurt posts on twitter about the thq nordic AMA on 8chan so he could be sabotaging the review out of spite, but it's hard to tell because being this terrible isn't out of the ordinary for professional reviewers. Hoooonk.

 

[Citizen]

Hilarious. 2/10 THE DEATH IS UNFORGIVING IN THE WORST WAY! Did he ever play a game that is not a 12 hour cutscene with occasional QTE sequence?

 

[Viata]

This is worse than Cuphead tutorial guy because this game is aimed to children.

 

[Citizen]

This is worse than Cuphead tutorial guy because this game is aimed to children.

Not sure, this one at least can control the character, the cuphead guy couldn't even do the first jump in the game. But yeah, most 6 year olds probably have better problem solving skills than this guy who gets paid for playing videogames.

This is a competition without winners

 

[Vapid]

did you know that you swallow on average 20 spiders in your lifetime while you sleep

This is a bullshit made-up "fact" with no evidence whatsoever.

Yeah, it's worse than that:

 

[ERYFKRAD]

did you know that you swallow on average 20 spiders in your lifetime while you sleep

This is a bullshit made-up "fact" with no evidence whatsoever.

Yeah, it's worse than that:

I'd take the spiders anyday.

 

[Mikeal]

 

[Dexter]

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

I was going to say incline, but I read Saints Row IV, Mass Effect 2 and Fallout 3. That's a paddling.

 

[LESS T_T]

QuakeCon 2020 cancelled:

Going digital too:

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

Soon lots of old demos and shareware games will be gone forever.

 

[Viata]

Time to end centralized network. This will keep happening as long as we keep using the centralized model.

 

[CryptRat]

I still hope this will end well this time.

 

[markec]

 

[Luckmann]

Time to end centralized network. This will keep happening as long as we keep using the centralized model.

dWeb and similar solutions cannot come fast enough. I want the internet back.