Incline Dungeons and Dragons (and Crispies) adventure

[PorkyThePaladin]

So you neglected your duties for 2 months to shitpost here, and Hoaxmetal backstabbed you like a little female dog. Meh.

 

[King Crispy]

I neglected nothing. We just stopped playing. Hoaxfaggot came in and did what he did, replacing all officers with his own alts, preventing anyone from taking the guild back. Then he did nothing with it himself.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Well, man up and stop crying about it. We will create a new and better guild on Thalinas, and call it Crispy's Revenge (or Crispy's Butthurt).

 

[King Crispy]

I stopped crying about it two years ago, until you dug up my rotting corpse just a few days ago.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Aaaawwww.. gimme a hug, you big lich, you.

Look, once I create the new guild, I can give you leadership anyway, since I am too lazy to run it. Just as long as you promise not to be overly ... you know... you.

 

[King Crispy]

No new guild. You have your quest parameters. Complete them or not, it's up to you.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Just completed one dungeon in Khornos village, it was mostly a puzzle (i presume the same one that stumped alfalfa). Loved it. Very nifty puzzle. Excitement for game building.

 

[Casual Hero]

is this game even good

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

With enough characters from the codex and enough alcohol, of course.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

What is this bullshit you gotta pay to play Drow.

Can't even fucking represent.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

You can buy almost anything in DDO with DDO points, which can be purchased for RL money OR earned in game by completing quests and shit.

 

[King Crispy]

What is this bullshit you gotta pay to play Drow.

All Drow must hang.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Oh, that. Don't mind that.

 

[Reinhardt]

You don't even need to buy elf niggers. Just get enough reputation to unlock them for character creation.

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[thesheeep]

The fuck is this, even?
Is everyone of you guys on a different server?

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Hoaxmetal]

All servers must hang.

 

[Reinhardt]

So it's ded even before we started. Very hardcore.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Sounds like codex...

Alfalfa keeps pming me with his uber-racist nicknames in the game. I keep wanting to ask Crispy to come babysit him.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

I mean personally I already changed servers for Fair Codexia, not gonna do it again, especially if the interest is lackluster

 

[Reinhardt]

So any progress at chosing server?

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Hoaxmetal]

There's currently 75% sale on heroic versions of https://ddowiki.com/page/Item:Tome_of_Learning
Might be best thing to buy at that price.