Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Daedalos]

games get features cut...

MORE NEWS AT 11 O' CLOCK, as we report this novel and yet unseen phenomenon which just occured in games development. People are going CRAY CRAY, yo

MUH DUAEL WIELDUNG!!!! REEEEE

Games gon b game of the MUTHAfuggg'n decade.

suck my ass, faggets

 

[Zer0wing]

MUH DUAEL WIELDUNG!!!! REEEEE

Wait until they announce the cut of dick implants and penis wielding biomods. Ouch, that would hurt.

 

[Immortal]

they still found the time to implement dickgirls.

Nice, Just pre-ordered.

 

[Gerrard]

In Darkness 2 you could dual wield and additionally sodomize your enemies with tentacles or just use them to grab a car door and use it as a bullet shield. Now that was fun.

A car door wouldn't stop bullets from any gun, not even a .22.

 

[Naraya]

they still found the time to implement dickgirls.

Nice, Just pre-ordered.

"Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.” – John 20:26-29

 

[Comrade Goby]

MUH DUAEL WIELDUNG!!!! REEEEE

Wait until they announce the cut of dick implants and penis wielding biomods. Ouch, that would hurt.

Worse is people acting like that feature was some resource sink and not an easy thing to do.

 

[Infinitron]

Spoiler

 

[kangaxx]

They've gone balls out the bath in making the women as unattractive as possible haven't they.

 

[ZVERMIX]

They've gone balls out the bath in making the women as unattractive as possible haven't they.

The mod girl is kinda hot, in a 'tattooed-bad girl' kinda way.

 

[moon knight]

Wait, what did they cut now?

 

[Zer0wing]

Wait, what did they cut now?

More like didn't bother to do yet bothered to show in promotional materials - dual wielding/gun akimbo.

 

[Fargus]

They've gone balls out the bath in making the women as unattractive as possible haven't they.

The mod girl is kinda hot, in a 'tattooed-bad girl' kinda way.

Her face is pretty, but the tats look disgusting.

I'd probably screw that classy corpro whore from E3 demo that looks like Gillian Anderson. Stout or whatever her name. If i ever play this shit anyway.

 

[Avarize]

Why are you retards following their marketing anyway. Just form your opinion about the actual game once it's released, instead of comparing what was promised and what was delivered.

 

[kangaxx]

Why are you retards following their marketing anyway. Just form your opinion about the actual game once it's released, instead of comparing what was promised and what was delivered.

Agreed, we can lock the thread until it's finally released on PS6.

 

[DalekFlay]

They've gone balls out the bath in making the women as unattractive as possible haven't they.

Not sure why you wrote this right under the pic of that blue-haired hottie.

 

[toro]

What the fuck happened? I'm not feeling anything for this game.

 

[undecaf]

What the fuck happened? I'm not feeling anything for this game.

That’s the good part of modern ”RPG’s” for you.

 

[Semiurge]

The mod girl is kinda hot, in a 'tattooed-bad girl' kinda way.

This would be the time to insert "cuck" into a succinct retort, would it not? Only cucks find "bad girls" hot etc.

 

[Semiurge]

What the fuck happened? I'm not feeling anything for this game.

All the good parts are on the cutting room floor

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Shit! Will my laptop run this?

 

[Harthwain]

What the fuck happened? I'm not feeling anything for this game.

It's called acceptance.

 

[kangaxx]

That goes for the sex scenes as well?

I'm sure there will be plenty of gay scenes in the game, don't worry.

I didn't expect to be proven semi-right quite so quickly, but there we go.

NSFW, depending on where you work:

Spoiler

 

[Gargaune]

Wait, what did they cut now?

Nothing much. It's just the monocle patrol acting like dual wielding in a shooter is some prestigious RPG mechanic instead of low-yield fluff.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

?????? This game ????

 

[Sykar]

That goes for the sex scenes as well?

You will need more than two hands for my shlongs!