NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Sukhāvatī]

 

[The Decline]

Is the PC the bull?

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Don Peste
Darth Roxor

 

[Fedora Master]

Someone really should remake EVO.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The shotgun and plasma gun are awesome, the rest are kinda *meh-squeek*.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Watch this at least from the 2:28 mark up until about 3:06 (though watching the whole thing is just ):



Then watch this:

 

[Baron Dupek]

at least they all got a seat

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Another gem of a quote from an old videogame-related book, this one is from "How to Win at E.T. - The Video Game" (1982):

Atari's new E.T. cartridge is billed as the first "emotional" video game. And it is. The object of the E.T. game is an emotional objective - not so much score-oriented as it is goal-oriented. You want to get E.T. safely on his spaceship, heading back to his home planet. This is stuff for the heart, and a strange subject matter for a video game. If nothing else, it forces you to change the way you think about video gaming.

Sounds like modern-day gaming journalism.

 

[Viata]

Another proof that gaming journalism was always shit, you just were luck enough to avoid most of the shit decades ago.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

A little girl has been kidnapped by a witch, and seeks to escape. A great example of how gameplay doesn't need to be complex to provide entertainment.

Take special notice of the girl's reactions to her environment and circumstances and how it adds to the game, this is not your deadstare protagonist, but a successful integration of the game's UI into the game itself!

Download here:

 

[Black]

 

[~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-AIN'T]

Paul Anthony Romero actually uploaded this

 

[Baron Dupek]

I paid so much, bought ps plus
But in the end it's just got no games

Remasters - yes.
Old games - nope.
PSN feels like a desert, little to no PS2 titles from massive library. Just one popamole garbage every quarter.

 

[Mikeal]

 

[markec]

 

[rusty_shackleford]

That was actually pretty cool.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Someone really should remake EVO.

It's a video game about a dad that impregnates his daughter and tells her to marry their son.
Seriously, think about it.

 

[markec]

 

[Viata]

Nigga sucks at video game and instead of getting better, complains about people being better than him. That is what I would expect from females, tbh.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Nigga sucks at video game and instead of getting better, complains about people being better than him. That is what I would expect from females, tbh.

I have never even played Fall Guys and I could probably replicate that strategy too. That's what's even weirder.

If the goal is to just stay as high as possible.

He's just fucking jumping to the next tile.

 

[Black]

He has a nu-Fallout shirt, his opinion is meaningless.
Oh yeah, he's also black.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Someone really should remake EVO.

It's a video game about a dad that impregnates his daughter and tells her to marry their son.
Seriously, think about it.

Is it a game about the Bible?

 

[Fedora Master]

Someone really should remake EVO.

It's a video game about a dad that impregnates his daughter and tells her to marry their son.
Seriously, think about it.

Is it a game about the Bible?

Well, the Japanese Bible maybe.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Git gud, scrub. Welcome to the metagame. That player being better than you? Get your friends to gang up on him and ruin his day. Fall Guys allows for that.

Fall Guys is a bunch of otherwise easy-as-fuck minigames where you're racing others to either be the first to cross the finish line or be the last man standing. What makes the game fun are two things: The strict elimination rounds between matches, and the sheer number of players in every match clawing to reach those few, few qualifying spots. It's a non-violent Battle Royale-game. I've seen pro-tier gamers try and fail at this game... and they're laughing their asses off every step of the way.

Also, Battle Royale-type games always attract tryhards.