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Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

Alienman

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Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Codex Year of the Donut Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
God, I can't stand that Alanah chick. The self-proclaimed guru of all things gaming related. Jesus Christ on a pogo.
 

Nano

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Grab the Codex by the pussy Strap Yourselves In
Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.
 
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I've already decided to kill any real-world people the moment I meet them in the game. I see it as immersion-breaker pest-control. Jesse Cox... I'm gonna tear that ass up.
 

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Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.

It's probably more about them wanting to be cool and close to Hollywood type shit than anything else, in Keanu's case. In these Youtuber's cases it's probably just someone on the team being a fan, I'd guess.
 
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Even Keanu? C'mon man, you can't kill Keanu!
It depends on the story. In the lore, Johnny Silverhand is an anarchist who wants to destroy the city - a notion I vehemently disagree with. If that is also the case in the game we'll be natural enemies anyways (at least on the first run).
 

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And look at all the Codex losers buying this crap day 1, worrying whether their high end rigs will run this shit. lel.

Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.

because showing gameplay would deflate people's hype

I've seen plenty of gameplay, and I definitely wasn't turned-off by it.
Of course not, you're mentally retarded.
 

just

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everyone has lost an arm in cyberpunk world. or do they willingly install cyberarms? do these people not jerk off i cant imagine doing with with metal arms. seems cold.
do they have special masturbation arms any lorefags here? seems like the logical thing to have, pocket pussy already installed in the arm and since it's cyber technology it can move synced with the porn you watch
while writing this post i sorta changed my mind and i would probably install cyberarm of my own now
 

Herumor

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I still remember her from the days when tumblr was a thing and she posted pictures of herself in her underwear, while showing off her new couch or slippers. How the fuck does an attention whore somehow become relevant enough to get put into a game, I have no idea.
 
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she posted pictures of herself in her underwear,

There's your answer right there friend. I'm told from reliable friends that watch Funhaus that Alanna is fucking boring at best and obnoxious at worse. I speculate that some slav got thirsty and propositioned her. And she sent them pics. (underwear optional) and then got put in the game.

Really puts her video denying Urinalists get paid off in perspective
 

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I still remember her from the days when tumblr was a thing and she posted pictures of herself in her underwear, while showing off her new couch or slippers. How the fuck does an attention whore somehow become relevant enough to get put into a game, I have no idea.
Enough viewers/followers? I'd imagine it's purely about reaching as many people as possible.
 

carole kind

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What a fucking joke this game is going to be. Fuck this trend of putting literally nobodies in your game so you can save on VA and modelling. And twatch integration too, fuck that too.
And anyone reading this.

this looks like fallout 3

I wonder how dumb this game is gonna be
 

Black

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What a fucking joke this game is going to be. Fuck this trend of putting literally nobodies in your game so you can save on VA and modelling. And twatch integration too, fuck that too.
And anyone reading this.

this looks like fallout 3

I wonder how dumb this game is gonna be
If you're quoting me at least have the decency to put my name to it.
And don't ever @ me.
 

jackofshadows

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There's your answer right there friend. I'm told from reliable friends that watch Funhaus that Alanna is fucking boring at best and obnoxious at worse. I speculate that some slav got thirsty and propositioned her. And she sent them pics. (underwear optional) and then got put in the game.

Really puts her video denying Urinalists get paid off in perspective

That's right. Case closed.
 

Black

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Getting flavor of the month nobodies to get sheep to buy your product is very dystopian, I'll give them that.
 

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