Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[GrafvonMoltke]

So. If I want to fuck the lesbian, how does it work ?
Do I need a full woman ?
Can I be a man with a vagina ?
Does it work with the male with boobs ?

I need to know before I create my character.

It is a great post-modernist future, comrade! No man! No woman! No penis! No vagina! Just fucking, 24/7.

 

[good fucking shit happen]

Hello hello hello, Polish trannies and other residents atop of mount copium. Also hello to my fellow travelers on the loltrain. The leaks are getting larger and release is right around the corner and it is now obvious to everyone that the Donut was right all along. This is your final warning, I don't want you to kill yourselves on release day, you still have time to play Sabotain. The enemies are less bullet spongy there and it doesn't look like a cross between Fallout 4, Outer Worlds and Saints Row. So hurry up and cancel your pre-order and download Sabotain, it's your only chance. Don't OD on the Polish transexual cringepill.

Best thing to do is just to play Deus Ex.

I'm replaying it right now and it is fucking fantastic.

 

[Terenty]

They sent review codes only to a select few journos. Makes you think

Sabotain. The enemies are less bullet spongy there

You can actually kill baddies with one headshot there

 

[taxalot]

Hello hello hello, Polish trannies and other residents atop of mount copium. Also hello to my fellow travelers on the loltrain. The leaks are getting larger and release is right around the corner and it is now obvious to everyone that the Donut was right all along. This is your final warning, I don't want you to kill yourselves on release day, you still have time to play Sabotain. The enemies are less bullet spongy there and it doesn't look like a cross between Fallout 4, Outer Worlds and Saints Row. So hurry up and cancel your pre-order and download Sabotain, it's your only chance. Don't OD on the Polish transexual cringepill.

Best thing to do is just to play Deus Ex.

I'm replaying it right now and it is fucking fantastic.

No, it's not. I actually played Sabotain, for several hours. If you are praising this game, you have absolutely no right to mock Cyberpunk 2077 and its unfinished ness.

For fuck sake, the very first second of Sabotain starts with a sound sample stolen from Blade Runner.

 

[Trans-Financial-Man]

the cope begins

Spoiler

I'll repeat what I said before on this subject. People make games. Correct. But people have expectations. I as a consumer have expectations if you wish to see my money. I don't care how hard you worked. Give me a good product. I'm not your friend. CDPR is not your friend. They are a corporate entity that is currently bleeding employees and might end up sold and hollowed out next year. (oops, spoilers.) If you produce a creative work that is bad people have a right to complain. The onus is on the PRODUCT MAKER not the consumer. I am paying them. Not the other way around. If they do not meet my standards I have no desire to buy their product or pretend they're my friend. When Devs themselves openly laugh at and mock their audience whilst refusing to actually play any games themselves out of a inane idea that they know better than YOU.

Let me let you in to an open secret of game dev. You as a consumer are not important. For a publically traded company. The only thing that matters is stocks. That's how they make the majority of their money. You as consumers are a smokescreen. At best a facilitator by buying the game of stocks going up or down. The average developer sees you as a necessary evil they can't wait to cut out as part of The Great Reset.

 

[Junmarko]

you still have time to play Sabotain.

Did you time travel here from 2004 to shill for this Russian janklefest no one has heard of?

 

[†††]

I don't get what everybody is complaining about? seems like CDPR succeeded in achieving a truly dystopic setting. Imagine walking through the city and suddenly you glitch out of existence. The horror, the horror...

 

[T.Ashpool]

DON'T CARE, STILL BUYING CYBERPUNK 2077

 

[good fucking shit happen]

Sabotain. The enemies are less bullet spongy there

You can actually kill baddies with one headshot there

Incredible features from 2004, but Deus Ex also had this thing where you shot enemies in the head and they died back in 2000. I wonder when Poland will catch up.

For fuck sake, the very first second of Sabotain starts with a sound sample stolen from Blade Runner.

You say that like it's a bad thing. I will admit that the car physics are about on par with CP77 though.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

I don't get what everybody is complaining about? seems like CDPR succeeded in achieving a truly dystopic setting. Imagine walking through the city and suddenly you glitch out of existence. The terror, the terror...

That excuse sounded much better when they did it for STALKER.

Such is life in the Zone.

 

[Grauken]

I foresee lots of new codex members thanks to Cyberpunk. Will be glorious

 

[Fedora Master]

Imagine having hope in 2020.

ftfy

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

"Cyberpunk makes me want to CyberSPUNK!" - Kotaku

"It is clear CDPR are on the same pedestal with other gaming titans such as Acclaim, Midway, and... dare I say, 989 Studios. This is not a game, this is a labor of love." - RPS

"Will it crash? Sometimes. Will enemies walk on air? Maybe. Will you love every second of neon soaked pageantry that Cyberpunk 2077 offers? Absolutely." - Jim "FUCKING" Sterling

 

[Perkel]

At 18:00 of TOTT first reviews should show up. So about 7 hours and 15 minutes.

 

[Zer0wing]

Let me let you in to an open secret of game dev. You as a consumer are not important. For a publically traded company. The only thing that matters is stocks. That's how they make the majority of their money. You as consumers are a smokescreen. At best a facilitator by buying the game of stocks going up or down. The average developer sees you as a necessary evil they can't wait to cut out as part of The Great Reset.

Are they (entertaiment industry in general) retarded? How do they believe their value grows if they serve nothing but shit for their customers they sell their shitty games to?

 

[Ol' Willy]

I foresee lots of new codex members thanks to Cyberpunk. Will be glorious

Cyberpunk 77 is not as bad as you histrionic nerds make it out to be

 

[good fucking shit happen]

you still have time to play Sabotain.

Did you time travel here from 2004 to shill for this Russian janklefest no one has heard of?

Yes.

Spoiler

Please help me get back.

 

[Zer0wing]

I don't get what everybody is complaining about? seems like CDPR succeeded in achieving a truly dystopic setting. Imagine walking through the city and suddenly you glitch out of existence. The terror, the terror...

That excuse sounded much better when they did it for STALKER.

Such is life in the Zone.

Except STALKER is labor of love despite all shit encoded in the engine. Not desire to move stonks price a little.

 

[Maxie]

- cyberpunk is shit look at these videos
- noo you must wait for day 1 patch

 

[Fedora Master]

I foresee lots of new codex members thanks to Cyberpunk. Will be glorious

Cyberpunk 77 is not as bad as you histrionic nerds make it out to be

Considering we have people defending nuFallout and Poolars of Ewterinity Id say the Cyberpozzers would fit right in.

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

It's dystopian game and bugs are very dystopian same as dystopian shooting mechanics and dystopian lack of polish, everything is dytopian so it's okay. It's okay to be dystopian.

 

[Trans-Financial-Man]

Let me let you in to an open secret of game dev. You as a consumer are not important. For a publically traded company. The only thing that matters is stocks. That's how they make the majority of their money. You as consumers are a smokescreen. At best a facilitator by buying the game of stocks going up or down. The average developer sees you as a necessary evil they can't wait to cut out as part of The Great Reset.

Are they (entertaiment industry in general) retarded? How do they believe their value grows if they serve nothing but shit for their customers they sell their shitty games to?

If a game sells decently, stocks go up. If it sells badly or there is bad PR stocks go down.

The quality of the game in question is irrelevant to this equation. Marketing and braindead sheep being told what to buy matters the most. What a consumer thinks is irrelevent as long as stocks are sold. As long as money from stocks keeps changing hands over and over. And with the plandemic in full swing the NWO have already decided who's allowed to make a profit and who isn't. What we're dealing with in society is a form of socialism for the wealthy so they can maintain their life styles whilst everyone else fights for the scraps. Wealth simply goes around the circle of the rich. Who don't even need to make a real profit. So long as their mates keep buying and selling the stocks, trading, and then repeating.

 

[taxalot]

Fallout 76.
Cyberpunk 77.

Huh.

Can't wait for Vampire Bloodlines 78.

 

[†††]

This one is gonna be a weird one for journos indeed. On one hand, they perceive it as transphobic, and CDPR shafted them for influencers. On the other hand, gamer chuds seem to hate what they're seeing of CP2077, and there's nothing journos love more than claiming a game is a masterpiece when the public hates it.

 

[Ol' Willy]

Except STALKER is labor of love despite all shit encoded in the engine. Not desire to move stonks price a little.

Stalker was made by a team largely inexperienced in FPS games, was overly ambitious and had budget times and times less than CP77 has. And still, it is a masterpiece. And what CP77 will be? A brightly packaged turd with Keany mug stamped all over the place.