Review Cyberpunk 2077 Reviews

[commie]

GameSpot 7/10

I somehow guessed the reviewer was an sjw feminazi cunt.

Look at her reviews. Such sjw decline.

Games from CDPR or WarHorse should be exclusively reviewed by feminazis, preferably with PMS. The usual autistic boys get too distracted by cool graphix or Keanu Reeves or boobs to notice how buggy and unfinished their games really are.

Actually wouldn't be a bad idea. The more an SJW/faminazi would screech at a game, the better it must be. It would be the best litmus test for a Codexer approved piece of software.

 

[Junmarko]

GameSpot 7/10

I somehow guessed the reviewer was an sjw feminazi cunt.

Look at her reviews. Such sjw decline.

By Kallie Plagge
AOC Is Playing Animal Crossing And She Could Visit Your Island
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez invited her followers on Twitter to DM her Dodo codes.

...k

I'm convinced this is GOTY now.

 

[Infinitron]

Don't assume all of the less-positive reviews from the media are because of that stuff though. The PC Gamer and GamesBeat reviews aren't.

 

[Azdul]

I've never been too sensitive to bugs.
Some of my all time favorites have been (and remained) notoriously buggy games for years after release. Ultima VII, Bloodlines, Fallout 2, Darklands... You name it.
It comes as an almost implicit part of trying to be a big, complex and ambitious title.

Bugs are usually caused by negligence, greed and stupidity - not by pushing boundaries.

Maybe in 90s games were exploring new territories, and asking hardware to do more than it was capable of, but even then many problems could have been avoided. Recently Julian LeFay said that if he would have been aware of 'state machine' concept - most of Daggerfall quest bugs would never appear.

Cyberpunk bugs have everything to do with CDPR notorious management style and pushing the game out of the door before Christmas - than any innovative technical or gameplay ideas.

 

[Alpan]

I look forward to reading stories on the notorious development hell this game was quite clearly stuck in.

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Tacgnol]

It'll be interesting to see how many issues the Day 1 patch resolves, but seeing how much they are rushing things there is a very good chance it'll cause more issues than it solves.

 

[Azalin]

Can't wait to get the Enhanced Edition in a year from now

 

[Junmarko]

The more an SJW/faminazi would screech at a game, the better it must be. It would be the best litmus test for a Codexer approved piece of software.

Don't assume all of the less-positive reviews from the media are because of that stuff though. The PC Gamer and GamesBeat reviews aren't.

Assume.

Someone check if PC Gamer and Gamesbeat gave Disco Elysium high praise, double litmus test.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Bugs are usually caused by negligence, greed and stupidity - not by pushing boundaries.

Blatant bullshit.
And I wasn't' even talking about CP2077 specifically, anyway, so I could be spared the autistic rant about what a bunch of sellouts CDPR people are.

 

[Azdul]

Bugs are usually caused by negligence, greed and stupidity - not by pushing boundaries.

Blatant bullshit.
And I wasn't' even talking about CP2077 specifically, anyway, so I could be spared the autistic rant about what a bunch of sellouts CDPR people are.

What boundaries were pushed by Fallout 76 ?

 

[Sranchammer]

Man, I am stoked to play this in 2025

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

What boundaries were pushed by Fallout 76 ?

I'm sure if you'll take few seconds to think over it you'll realize that "Ambitious design leads almost implicitly to overabundance of bugs" and "every buggy game in existence is the byproduct of ambitious design" aren't interchangeable claims.

 

[Curratum]

I'm placing bets with my friends. A new reserve / map for Hunter Call of the Wild comes out on the same day as Cyberpunk 2077.

We're placing bets on who will be able to take more screenshots and record more clips of hilarious bugs in both of those within 24 hours of launch.

Flying goats and deer stuck neck-deep in the terrain versus T-posing, wall-clipping NPCs! Who will win!

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Roguey]

I'd rather have them be opportunistic businessmen fitting in with current trends to make a buck than being all in on some disgusting ideology. Whole thing's a front for them, appearances. And that makes it less pathetic, not more.

Big cities like Warsaw and Krakow are no different culturally from any other American and European city, the people working there absolutely believe it. The guy who wrote the first Witcher thinks gamers are sexist and kneeled for BLM.

 

[Van-d-all]

I expected the game to be bugged to oblivion for the first few months after release, just like Witcher 3 was. After that, we'll see.

 

[Curratum]

I played Witcher 3 starting on launch week and never ran into any nasty bugs. Never had the horse glitch on me once in 220 hours of play.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

I'm far more worried about bullshit design decisions like including levels just for the sake of it or the fact that some reviews are comparing the game to a "looter shooter" for the inane amount of equipment and consumable dropped by enemies.
This shit will harm the game's core experience far more that technical issues that will most likely be fixed week after week.

 

[flabbyjack]

inane amount of equipment and consumable dropped by enemies.

A game where enemies actually drop their guns when they die. Got it.

 

[whydoibother]

Who cares about these early reviews, they aren't even playing the same version of the game. There's a review branch, and a release day branch. Their game didn't have the day 1 patch.
And if I wanted to read how game X is bad, because there aren't enough trans people and because black culture is racist actually and all blacks should act and dress white or the game is bad, I'd just head to Twitter.

Cyberpunk 2077 is a GOG game, you can download it and try it before buying. Reading early reviews is meaningless.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

A game where enemies actually drop their guns when they die. Got it.

Your point?
Assuming you actually have one.

 

[thesecret1]

I totally disagree but especially with the statement that they're doing it to make more money. How does a company make money by catering to faggots?

They do it to not be cancelled by mainstream media and lose lots of sales due to controversy.

What sort of bullshit is that? Nobody but retarded SJWs gives a single shit about any of this. If there actually was some controversy in the media around it, it'd just raise their sales through exposure. The only time "bad PR" harms your sales if the quality of your product is under assault, not some ideologic bullshit

 

[Sratopotator]

Bugs are usually caused by negligence, greed and stupidity - not by pushing boundaries.

Blatant bullshit.
And I wasn't' even talking about CP2077 specifically, anyway, so I could be spared the autistic rant about what a bunch of sellouts CDPR people are.

What boundaries were pushed by Fallout 76 ?

Are you really saying that bugs (on release, or whatever) appear only in games that push the envelope? Damn, son.
How are you imagining this?
Is it like a one code base for all game developers ever? A otherworldly force that fixes all bugs "of the same type" on the planet, when a bug gets fixed in one spot?

Complexity =/= originality. Even a completely redundant and unoriginal shit game, can be a buggy-prone mess. Especially if the amount of variables is high. And RPGs usually have a lot of variables. Sandboxy GTA-likes too.
What drugs are you on?

 

[HeatEXTEND]

Saw the trailer, I'm guessing it's not the "bladerunner/neuromancer" kind of cyberpunk but the "gay" kind? Good, easy skip