Mass Effect Legendary Edition remaster trilogy

[Luka-boy]

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But ME1's face editor was already robust enough to make great black Shepards.

 

[user]

So He-Man supposedly doesn't set an unfair standard? I couldn't possibly pull off that haircut.

Do you think that's muscle you're seeing?

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It's synthol.

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[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Butt shots in video games are now very offensive unlike (half-) naked soft porn scenes, simply because they attract the "male gaze". What a messed up society we live in.

I never cared much for Miranda or her ass, because she always looked like a tranny to me, but this is just dumb.

This loser is just parroting the EA/Biotrash narrative that buttshots are offensive (to dangerhairs and landwhales) and are rightfully being removed.

 

[Average Manatee]

Women see Barbie and start with the bullshit about "unattainable body goals." which goes into the whole thing I've always said about women being conditioned to never take personal responsibility for themselves. It's always someone else's fault for making them feel bad. Even if you don't want to look like He-Man or Barbie it's nice to have toys that look good and not ugly. Same as any fictional product ever made. You want to look at something nice that distracts you from the real world. The only reason to make principle characters look ugly is that women feel bad about fictional people being prettier than them.

If we exclude the possibilities of plastic surgery and cosmetics, even if a woman succesfully loses weight she might still not have the proportions of the mythical Barbie because of poor facial bone structure, or short legs etc. Yet almost any man with normal testosterone can become He-Man by pumping iron for a decade.

~80% of women can be at least a 7 or 8/10 by eating a normal amount of food and doing maybe 2 hours of exercise a week. A man who wants to look even close to a regular bodybuilder needs to spend 20 or 30 hours a week pumping iron and probably also do steroids. No one looks like He-Man.

 

[The_Mask]

The real point was to get the OG series in their true form, while you still can. While the SJW police hasn't changed them.

 

[CyberModuled]

I'm genuinely surprised they haven't pulled a Beamdog yet and remove original ME1/2 from Steam yet just to incentivize Legendary pre-orders. Especially since 2's DLC has been officially free since the Bioware Points store was taken down. On the other hand, I'm expecting it to never go down on discount again like it used to so RIP. Guess it's time for a Repack if I ever want to revisit them.

 

[DeepOcean]

Any male that complains about buttshots must have his dick removed and be thrown into Slaanesh chaos realm to be a buttsex slave for eternity.

 

[Caim]

Barring major birth defects or horrible accidents, every human has an ass. Flat, fat, round, lumpy, smooth, hairy, what have you. We are united by our buttocks, and everyone who hates the ass is a traitor to our species.

 

[Tytus]

 

[rusty_shackleford]

there will be a mod restoring the butt shots a few hours after it's released, guaranteed.

 

[Padzi]

 

[Tytus]

Bioware devs need to finally embrace their real fanbase and implement scenes like this into the remaster:

 

[Padzi]

Romances in the remaster are more cringy they I ever imagined.
Block your number, throw away the phone.

 

[Ismaul]

there will be a mod restoring the butt shots a few hours after it's released, guaranteed.

It better be called the RASStoration Project.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

there will be a mod restoring the butt shots a few hours after it's released, guaranteed.

It better be called the RASStoration Project.

Restored ASSets Mod.

 

[Monk]

 

[Tyrr]

Return of the Booty.

 

[Semiurge]

Inb4 EAware makes camera positions fixed after a Twitter outrage over sexist mods.

 

[Latelistener]

Saw a video about the remaster. Basically they want money but they didn't want to spend money.

Moving to Unreal Engine 4 "would be a too much effort for this". Multiplayer is cut from Mass Effect 3 because it's "too much effort".

Fucking disgusting.

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[Wunderbar]

Austrofascist is pro-censorship, in other words water's wet.

 

[DeepOcean]

I'm more surprised by Sawyer beard, didnt he made the full transition into transgender granny a long time ago? Is him changing his appearance to be more like a bearded brave woman now?

 

[Cryomancer]

Mass Effect is inferior to kotor in every aspect, except Miranda's Butt. Why censor it?

 

[Justicar]

Mass Effect is inferior to kotor in every aspect, except Miranda's Butt. Why censor it?

Nope Bastilla is better than miss hamster cheeks so Ass effect is inferier in every aspect.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Moving to Unreal Engine 4 "would be a too much effort for this"

It would require a complete remake of the game. There is no "push this button and upgrade!", UE4 is essentially a completely new engine from the developer standpoint due to how much changed.

 

[racofer]

Moving to Unreal Engine 4 "would be a too much effort for this"

It would require a complete remake of the game. There is no "push this button and upgrade!", UE4 is essentially a completely new engine from the developer standpoint due to how much changed.

Imagine if Bioware could have developers to develop a game for a new engine. Maybe they should contact a game developing studio or something.