Cpt. Dallas
Learned
Starfield will be medicore - everyone here will act like it's a cancerous tumor, but will then sink 1000+ hours to it so they can talk about how shitty it is.
Some games are like fine wine or cuisine, savored in small portions , pondered upon and remembered fondly for all time.
Others are junk food: lab manufactured to hit the optimal sweet/salt point to be gorged upon mindlessly in endless distraction and shame, their best moments when messily and noisily excreted.
See also: my hour count in Skyrim and FO:4