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Jenkem

その目、だれの目?
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Make the Codex Great Again! Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. I helped put crap in Monomyth
All right, friendoes! Time to rescue my little funkarinos!! I wonder where DeShaun left them, guess I'll just have to start looking. I looked around the house but couldn't find any, so I decided to head outside.

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Hmm.. nothing here but Tyrone, Jr. being a little scamp! Let me look around.

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OMG! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS I FOUND ONE!! HOW DID HE GET UP THERE LMAO??? HOW AM I GOING TO GET HIM DOWN??? XD I know.. I'll just jump up onto the light and then onto the overhang, then I can rescue my little boy!!

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eaaaasyy does it.. hahaha wouldn't want to fall XD

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HAHAHA YES!!! I MADE IT!! HARDCORE PARKOUR XD HARDCORE PARKOUR!!!!

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Haha, guess he takes after his daddy!

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I'm so relieved to have found him! My HECKIN' FAT CHONKY RED BOI YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!! I better get down from here before Tyrone or my wife sees me, I can't let them catch me or Tyrone will take my money again, and I need it for the VIP club! Better jump down quietly.

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Hmmm. I wonder...

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OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER ONE (hahahah DJ KHALID reference guys!!)

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I've now found TWO of my little funky buddarinos! I am so happy! I know there are more missing but it's getting late and I'm already tired from such a long day. I'm sorry little funky dudes that are still out there. Be strong for daddy! I can't be out all night looking for you guys I have to work in the morning, I'm sooooooooo close to that VIP membership! I think I'm gonna go browse the internet for a bit before I hit the hay, help me relax a little before beddy!

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WOAH! This is sooooooooooooooooo cool! I heckin' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the dark knight movie! not as much as this guy though XD now this is a FAN! reddiit is amazing, I hope I can be on the front page some day! Now that I've checked in on reddit, it's time to check to see if there is any news about upcoming rpg games...

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OMG? WHAT??? SOLASTA IS OUT OF EARLY ACCESS? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS D&D 5E is so heckin' good, I really like how they simplified a lot of things that were just TOO complicated before, it makes it MUCH more accessible to everyone and that's a good thing! 5E is the best! Oh.. they added "they/them" as a pronoun when creating a character? OMG THAT IS SO HECKIN' COOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahah wow I'm so happy that more people can enjoy the game now!

I'm getting sleepy but before I go I should probably check in on my personal page and see what's new, did I mention that I am a moderator? Hahahha, yeah, isn't that cool? I do it for free!

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tune in next time for more exciting adventures
 
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vazha

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I doubt that crispo have such a dynamic life,also cuckboy is pretty chill while crispo is miserable all the time.
Have to agree with our resident chalga singer here, Mr. Crispington is way too crestfallen of a character to ever appreciate the joy that is funky pops.
 
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i gotta be the only one around here who finds this retarded rather than funny
it's funny because it's meta- the only difference between channers playing this game and redditors depicted in the game is the website they're using.
 

Jenkem

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Make the Codex Great Again! Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. I helped put crap in Monomyth
Ahh another day at work done, sorry I didn't take any pictures but not much changed haha, just another day in the grindstone.. but, it's a living! (XD I love the Flintstones!)

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Anways, I finally have enough money for the VIP membership!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rude.

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Stupid fucking CHUDS just can't understand the true love that I experience with my wife. They are jealous!!! Can't focus on thinking about stupid bigots though, it's time to check out the club!

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Hell yeah! Time to DANCE! Time to get FUNKY!!!!!!!! Oh no... My funky pops.. I almost forgot about you.. Daddy is sorry but I need to relax sometimes, it helps me to clear my mind, it will make it much easier to find you when my mind is cleared. haha TIME TO BOOGIE!!!!!!!!!

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OMG who is that over here? SHE'S BEAUTFUL!!!!!!! She would be perfect to take home to the wife and bull.. maybe even I could get on the action too haha!

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Be cool man. Be cool. Remember you can get any woman you want because you are a stud. You are a married man, not some stupid incel chud. YOU. CAN. DO. THIS.

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hahaha playing hard to get XD

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Mr. Chong told me how to get money, maybe he'll know how to get drugs? I guess I'll go back down and ask him. Will be weird for a VIP like myself to go to the normal bar, though... ahh the things we do for love XD

Oh, it looks like Mr. Chong is tending bar up here in the VIP area also.. weird, well maybe he can dispense more of that ancient Chinese wisdom and tell me how to get drugs haha!

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Ohhhh it's not Mr. Chong, it's Mr. Chen! hahaahah I thought it was Mr Chong they look so much alike haha that's funny XD

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haha Guess I'm going to Chinatown!! I'm so excited, I've never travelled outside the country before!

until next time, friendos!
 

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Ohhhh it's not Mr. Chong, it's Mr. Chen! hahaahah I thought it was Mr Chong they look so much alike haha that's funny XD

Wow, just... wow. This is incredibly racist and offensive to AAPI folks. I'm gonna need you to donate to our #StopAsianHate GoFundMe right now, otherwise I'll have no choice but to ban you from r/politics.

Also subscribe to my Onlyfans, please! <3 <3 <3
 

CabbageHead

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OMG who is that over here? SHE'S BEAUTFUL!!!!!!! She would be perfect to take home to the wife and bull.. maybe even I could get on the action too haha!

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Be cool man. Be cool. Remember you can get any woman you want because you are a stud. You are a married man, not some stupid incel chud. YOU. CAN. DO. THIS.

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I don't expect this level of self-awareness coming from a game made by 4channer, the average animay girl fan IS beta male cuckold.
 

Rean

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Strap Yourselves In
When's the next episode?
I'm ready to experience another day in the life of Crispy.
 

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