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Game bugs that made you lol

Abu Antar

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Enjoy the Revolution! Another revolution around the sun that is. Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
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Sjukob

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I don't think there's anything that beats Mortal Kombat: Deception fatality glitch, which makes the fatality affect the character that performs it.

 

Jack Of Owls

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Not a bug but an actual feature of the game was all the ground vehicle driving mechanics in Ghost Recon Wildlands where you could almost literally drive your motorcycle vertically straight up a cliff face to quickly get where you were going and traverse the massive map. I tried several times to kill myself with that motorcycle and after many many tries I did manage to finally drive head-on at top speed into a speeding truck and I ejected head over heels over the truck and to my death, and I think that was a bug. Rather than being annoyed I actually laughed heartily at the game's ridiculous driving physics, especially coming from something like Days Gone where the motorcycle mechanics were carefully thought out, believable , fun and upgradable, but GRW's vehicles (except the planes which were outright newtonian in their fun-killing properties) were designed to just quickly get you where you needed to go, real-life handling be damned.
 
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From the many bugs in Pathfinder: WotR, I encountered a kind of funny/infuriating one. You can loot an amulet from a certain character. Well, the amulet seems to be cursed on the meta level, since this causes the loading screen to get bugged so it can only advance 1% at a time, making it take over 15min to load new areas.
 
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Wyatt_Derp

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One of the greatest moments in LP history. Even funnier when their nerd chat abruptly ends so they can all piss themselves laughing.

 

Mexi

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They're known memes, but Sports/Wrestling games always have the best bugs.

Not a bug, but forcing basketballaz to read aloud scripts may as well be torture for them and endless amusement for us.


OMFG, Dion Waiters is from Syracuse, and the motherfucker can barely string together a sentence! Always crazy that I think these NBA players, that sound almost retarded, come from such prestigious institutions. You'd think that half these fuckers would be straight from high school but it's supposedly rare.
 

Mexi

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By the way, this thread is excellent. I'm howling with laughter, keep them coming!
 

Generic-Giant-Spider

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OMFG, Dion Waiters is from Syracuse, and the motherfucker can barely string together a sentence! Always crazy that I think these NBA players, that sound almost retarded, come from such prestigious institutions. You'd think that half these fuckers would be straight from high school but it's supposedly rare.

I'd move Hell and Heaven if Dion Waiters could voice act an RPG.
 

baud

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RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I helped put crap in Monomyth
They're known memes, but Sports/Wrestling games always have the best bugs.

Not a bug, but forcing basketballaz to read aloud scripts may as well be torture for them and endless amusement for us.


OMFG, Dion Waiters is from Syracuse, and the motherfucker can barely string together a sentence! Always crazy that I think these NBA players, that sound almost retarded, come from such prestigious institutions. You'd think that half these fuckers would be straight from high school but it's supposedly rare.


they went to school on a sport scholardship, which I find stupid as an idea, I mean students playing sports and getting the diploma as the others
 

VonMiskov

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CP2077 ofc.

Don't remember which quest it was but at its end a troop transport flew, landed, exploded and started flying again raining dead troops. Best bug I've seen in a while.
 

bussinrounds

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Also not sure if it qualifies as a bug per se, but there was a cheat code to give every civilian weapons and then set their AI to start killing everything in sight. It made for ridiculous gauntlet challenges, like trying to get across the city in one piece while everyone is mowing each other down and explosions are going off left and right. I suppose one bug would be that if you saved the game in this state there was literally no going back: it locked the game into that mayhem.
I use to do this all the time with those GTAs. We'd take turns passing the controller around seeing how long you could last...while also causing the most damage possible, of course. There was another code I'd enter to make them drive more aggressively too.
 

Reality

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In Moonlander the slightest touch with the ground will kill you, but not if you've already finished the level, which leads to the rolling spaceship


Starcontrol 3..... Ignoring the endless softlocks for talking to aliens in the wrong order and that unused dialog options will sometimes be greyed out while unimportant ones will still be in the white "new conversation" font.

Your Flagship (Colony Ship) Normally causes a Game Over if killed... but if you win the battle on the same frame you are killed things go weird... Then if you get into a battle later the flagship will not be choosable in your fleet screen, but you'll be allowed to fight it out with your escort ship.. except when you win the game state catche up and sremembers that you were dead all along.



Star Control 3 also Hard Locks if the Colony ship fights itself (eg Plexor in the story) because it's gun Fires 2 projectiles for every projectile in range... causing the other flagship to fire 4, then yours 8, then theirs 16, etc this is impossible to record though.
 

BosanskiSeljak

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I got a few while playing through the worst bioware game in history (DA:I).

Loot an enemy you just killed (on fire or not), and he just gets up, and walks back to his post. He's invincible, doesn't attack you, but you're locked into combat after that.

Other time, my PC's head just dissapeared but his eyes stayed. In cutscenes too. Can't upload pics cause I'm too retarded and can't figure it out.
 

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