What happened to Oracsbox?

[Lady Error]

Holy crap it really is another Liberal alt.

Liberal is now Maxie?

 

[Greek Anime God]

Holy crap it really is another Liberal alt.

Yes, I am Liberal. Where is your Emma Watson now? Mwhahaha.

 

[Oracscube]

Firstly I'd like to genuinely thank you all for your kind words..
I'm surprised anyone even noticed I'd gone !



Initially I wasn't going to post for awhile.. but I'd rather quash any further speculation concerning me and Hilary Clinton/new employment/deep state assassination etc..

Now I must tell you what really happened..

As many of you know who read my offensive swearing ramblings in the Entertainment is Dead thread, the forces of Darkness were after my blood...

A few days ago..

"I was making my way to an Aldi for a packet of mints and a pint of milk, when I noticed a rather fetching young lady across the street, I smiled at her, her eyelids fluttered and it was obvious she wanted me.
As I made my way across the road towards her..

"A great beast of unfathomable evil swooped down and stood before me on the zebra crossing !"

..too late I realised she was merely bait, the trap was sprung.."

"A chasm opened beneath us and on that narrow bridge I fought the beast"

"You cannot pass," I said.
Passing shoppers stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Orac. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, beast of Nyarlathotep. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass. "


I couldn't let the nearby innocent villagers be killed so I smote the bridge a great blow, destroying it and we fell into the depths, the battle was long and terrible.. like this post... until finally the behemoth was dead and I was in another place.. "

"A great light and I was reborn..."

As Gandalf Oracscube The White..

I have returned for but a short time (40-60 years) with a new purpose.. and I hope a nicer, more relaxed persona 5

Unfortunately or fortunately depending on viewpoint, you'll have to wait a year before I can post anything in the public library and it's also just occurred to me I won't be able to edit my previous threads either.. so plenty of time to atone for my sins, and write movie reviews which I can mass spam on my return.

 

[Infinitron]

Unfortunately or fortunately depending on viewpoint, you'll have to wait a year before I can post anything in the public library

 

[Oracscube]

I would like to donate, but I don't have a PayPal account and don't intend getting one and I almost never use online banking unless absolutely necessary.

Also when DarkUnderlord eventually gets interrogated and disposed of by the Australian police I'd rather they didn't know my details.

 

[Lady Error]

Unfortunately or fortunately depending on viewpoint, you'll have to wait a year before I can post anything in the public library

I'm sure somebody could donate the $5 for your return to the public library.

 

[Oracscube]

I'm sure somebody could donate the $5 for your return to the public library.

That's a very kind thought, but there's no need, I can wait a year.

 

[Dramart]

I have returned for but a short time (40-60 years) with a new purpose.. and I hope a nicer, more relaxed persona 5

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I'm sure somebody could donate the $5 for your return to the public library.

That's a very kind thought, but there's no need, I can wait a year.

Well I fucking can't, so there.

 

[Ezeekiel]

Assuming it's really you, then welcome back!

 

[Greek Anime God]

Unfortunately or fortunately depending on viewpoint, you'll have to wait a year before I can post anything in the public library

Imagine squeezing people for money for visiting the public library. You have to be a special type of person to do that.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

You have to be a (((special))) type of person to do that.

 

[Tavar]

Oracscube I just donated 5$ on your behalf. Hopefully, your patron status should show up soon. Welcome back mate.

 

[Oracscube]

Oracscube I just donated 5$ on your behalf. Hopefully, your patron status should show up soon. Welcome back mate.

Thank you very much, I'm at a loss for words.

 

[Nutria]

Are you seriously telling me it's only $5 to unlock the kitty button?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Oracscube I just donated 5$ on your behalf. Hopefully, your patron status should show up soon. Welcome back mate.

Thank you very much, I'm at a loss for words.

Just keep on keeping on, old boy.

 

[Morblot]

I'm sure somebody could donate the $5 for your return to the public library.

That's a very kind thought, but there's no need, I can wait a year.

Well I fucking can't, so there.

Beat me to it. Let me donate $2.50 on your behalf then and sort of split the cost.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I'm sure somebody could donate the $5 for your return to the public library.

That's a very kind thought, but there's no need, I can wait a year.

Well I fucking can't, so there.

Beat me to it. Let me donate $2.50 on your behalf then and sort of split the cost.

Nix, Tavar ninja'd us both.

 

[Morblot]

Nix, Tavar ninja'd us both.

Well, teaches me to refresh the page before replying I suppose.

 

[Ol' Willy]

I would like to donate, but I don't have a PayPal account and don't intend getting one and I almost never use online banking unless absolutely necessary.

Also when DarkUnderlord eventually gets interrogated and disposed of by the Australian police I'd rather they didn't know my details.

Why purge old account and get back mere days later under almost the same name?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

almost the same name

Orac got bigger and had to be cubed.
I believe the next alt will be Oracscage.

 

[NJClaw]

almost the same name

Orac got bigger and had to be cubed.
I believe the next alt will be Oracscage.

One day he will become so humongously big that we will need an Oracsed.

 

[whocares]

I will not eat the bugs. I will not live in a pod. I will not use 2FA.

 

[Oracscube]

Why purge old account and get back mere days later under almost the same name?

I was thinking of taking a break and what better way than to nuke the account, which would stop me posting.
Later I could rejoin in a better frame of mind.

However when I checked to make sure the account was gone, I saw Lady Error's unexpected thread and also the confusion of why I had left, it hadn't occurred to me to leave a message and say goodbye...and I felt the love.

Sometimes the Codex is a negative place and I felt I was posting some borderline hateful stuff myself recently... so I'm going to calm that down (because that's not how/what I am) and post more CYOA and movie critiques that are humorous actual critique and less incoherent nasty babble...I may however still occasionally use swear words.

 

[NJClaw]

I was thinking of taking a break and what better way than to nuke the account, which would stop me posting.
Later I could rejoin in a better frame of mind.

However when I checked to make sure the account was gone, I saw Lady Error's unexpected thread and also the confusion of why I had left, it hadn't occurred to me to leave a message and say goodbye...and I felt the love.

Nice try, Crispy.

We know you killed him, and you're going TO JAIL!