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The Dragon Age: Inquisition Thread

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But what's your opinion of the sex scenes?
I haven't seen any yet, because Gaider is cockblocking my Inquisitor.

My Inquisitor has been hitting on all the ladies and treating them very nicely, even the red headed dwarf scout chick, but nothing. They just won't put out.

Then I talk Dorian, whom I always treat like like crap, because he is an obnoxious homosexual, and this pops up.

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That's what you say but maybe you are just gay?
 

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I played a bit of this years ago.

The boss battles are shit.

The characters are shittier than the boss battles.

The fucking singalong in the snow is cringy embarrassing bullshit.

I stopped playing there, so I'm not sure how much shittier it gets after that.

Overall: shit/10.
 

dacencora

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I played a bit of this years ago.

The boss battles are shit.

The characters are shittier than the boss battles.

The fucking singalong in the snow is cringy embarrassing bullshit.

I stopped playing after that, so I'm not sure how much shittier it gets after that.

Overall: shit/10.
Careful, fantadomat will say you never played the game and jumped on the bandwagon.

I actually kinda liked the singalong at the campfire, but the gameplay was shit and I didn’t like any of the companions. The masquerade ball was kinda cool, but overall I just thought the game was boring. The first two games are definitely superior.
 

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DAI was such shit I could not believe it.

I almost wrote a review, it was so shit.

I finished it and all its DLCs since I paid for them. I'm still too traumatized to describe it in words.

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being a retarded autist Fedora Master, this is the DAI thread.
 

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DAI was such shit I could not believe it.

I almost wrote a review, it was so shit.

I finished it and all its DLCs since I paid for them. I'm still too traumatized to describe it in words.

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being a retarded autist Fedora Master, this is the DAI thread.
Couldn’t bring myself to play the DLC where the Egghead gets more story or something. It was all so boring. People out there talk about how gripping the story was in DAI, and I barely remember it. At least Throne of Bhaal was somewhat entertaining in how bad it was. DAI was entirely forgettable.
 

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DAI was such shit I could not believe it.

I almost wrote a review, it was so shit.

I finished it and all its DLCs since I paid for them. I'm still too traumatized to describe it in words.

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being a retarded autist Fedora Master, this is the DAI thread.
He doesn't understand that he's making more people to post in this thread. :lol:
 

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Couldn’t bring myself to play the DLC where the Egghead gets more story or something.

Yes, the Trespasser DLC was a special kind of garbage. It somehow added nothing, in fact it subtracted from the story. Ended on a cliffhanger unresolved plot anyway.

The first DLC, Jaws of Hakkon, was literally cut content. It was just more of the same base game, one more area.
The second DLC was completely detached from everything else, a mini adventure not related to anything.

Then the Trespasser DLC which was ostensibly there to tie up the story, but it was nothing but fanwankery and third tier drama from fedoratards.

I still can't get over the sheer idiocy of creating a fantasy world where the gods don't actually exist. What the fuck was the point of that?
 

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Couldn’t bring myself to play the DLC where the Egghead gets more story or something.

Yes, the Trespasser DLC was a special kind of garbage. It somehow added nothing, in fact it subtracted from the story. Ended on a cliffhanger unresolved plot anyway.

The first DLC, Jaws of Hakkon, was literally cut content. It was just more of the same base game, one more area.
The second DLC was completely detached from everything else, a mini adventure not related to anything.

Then the Trespasser DLC which was ostensibly there to tie up the story, but it was nothing but fanwankery and third tier drama from fedoratards.

I still can't get over the sheer idiocy of creating a fantasy world where the gods don't actually exist. What the fuck was the point of that?
They pulled a Pillars twist? Oh boy. Glad I never played it, tbh.
 

jackofshadows

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I still can't get over the sheer idiocy of creating a fantasy world where the gods don't actually exist. What the fuck was the point of that?
DA:O has the subversive fantasy world wherever you look. So this DA:I exact twist only makes sense.
 

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Your valuable opinion has been accounted for. Thank you!
Same goes for half the people in here. Everyone is "hurrr i played like 30 minutes and now i have to post in this niche site for 10 years about how shit the game is....durrrr". Such type of people are as worthless as their opinion.
 

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Same goes for half the people in here. Everyone is "hurrr i played like 30 minutes and now i have to post in this niche site for 10 years about how shit the game is....durrrr". Such type of people are as worthless as their opinion.

Very true, people like being part of the hivemind. I did play through the entire game, DLCs included ... I would love to write a proper review, if only to please Fedora Master
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I don't have the time right now.
 

dacencora

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Your valuable opinion has been accounted for. Thank you!
Same goes for half the people in here. Everyone is "hurrr i played like 30 minutes and now i have to post in this niche site for 10 years about how shit the game is....durrrr". Such type of people are as worthless as their opinion.
While the words you wrote are true, you accuse people of only playing 30 minutes if they write critical things about the game. So…I guess it’s a moot point?
 

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DA:O has the subversive fantasy world wherever you look. So this DA:I exact twist only makes sense.

Not really, DAO is the derivative fantasy world. What the fuck do you see as subversive in that world?
Uh, hello? The enslaved elves, the dvarves with their caste system, the templars with their lirium addiction the magic users etc etc. Almost every familiar fantasy component is somehow subverted. I mean, of course you can call it derivative as a whole - that's not incorrect at all but my point is that the absence of Gods fits nicely. Looking back at DA:O with this knowledge I don't see any problems.
 
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What shocked me the most when I played this after it came out, was how short the main quest line is. Sure, the quests are quite diverse, Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts and the time traveling one being probably the most memorable ones, but holy shit was it short overall. The only other thing I remember are fairly huge diverse locations with nothing to do and a complete lack of C&C for most of the side quest.
 

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Uh, hello? The enslaved elves, the dvarves with their caste system, the templars with their lirium addiction the magic users etc etc. Almost every familiar fantasy component is somehow subverted. I mean, of course you can call it derivative as a whole - that's not incorrect at all but my point is that the absence of Gods fits nicely. Looking back at DA:O with this knowledge I don't see any problems.

Everything in DAO is derivative of Song of Ice and Fire and Wheel of Time and a number of other 90s dark-fantasy tropes. It's Gaider's fan-fiction.

Things can be derivative even if they're aren't ripping off Tolkien directly.
 

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Everything in DAO is derivative of Song of Ice and Fire and Wheel of Time and a number of other 90s dark-fantasy tropes. It's Gaider's fan-fiction.

Things can be derivative even if they're aren't ripping off Tolkien directly.
If you say so. I guess you are more aware of those fantasy inspiration (with or w/o quotation marks) Gaider's sources than I am.
 

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If you say so. I guess you are more aware of those fantasy inspiration (with or w/o quotation marks) Gaider's sources than I am.

I'm not telling you your opinion is wrong, just that Gaider is a hack.

The DAO world is dark fantasy and all that, but did it subvert anyone's expectations that the niggas elves were a race of superbeings after all?

It's the typical amerimutt garbage and predictable as all fuck. All it lacked was a link to www.elved.com
 

Atlantico

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Stop unironically posting about playing this abominable game.

This is a threat.

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Not only have you ensured we will continue to post in this thread, but you've also drawn attention to yourself.

You are now synonymous with Dragon Age Inquisition.

You are the DAI boy.

So tell us, why is it your favorite game and why do you fantasize about gay sex with Gaider?
 

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