Describe a game in such a way that it's impossible to guess what it actually is. Others guess.

[grim1234]

Let's play a game.

The rule is simple: describe an RPG in such a way that for someone unfimiliar with the title it would be impossible to guess what it is.

Example: An albino with a gambling addiction is looking for his daughter.

The more cryptic the better, as it may be way too easy to guess, since we're only talking about RPGs.

I'll start, wonder if anyone will get it: "When the enemy who invaded and occupied your country is actually pretty chill, pays you well for the simplest tasks and treats you better than people from the last prison you escaped not so long ago."

 

[Lord_Potato]

Gothic 3.

Now mine:

"It's a squid game. You actually play against big ass squids. Lots of them."

 

[Viata]

Is this 4chan's /v/ now?

 

[lukaszek]

one day your father mysteriously disappears and you decide to go out and see the world.
Its also time you start asking questions like why your father teeth are so much larger, why yellow eyes and so on

 

[lukaszek]

Gothic 3.

Now mine:

"It's a squid game. You actually play against big ass squids. Lots of them."

tone rebelion

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

A young man searches for a lost farmer. Two tragedies herald the convergence of four schools. Smoke drifting downwards and against the wind. One half takes flight from from the other. An exiled dragon holds the truth.

lukaszek Is it Fallout 3?

 

[grim1234]

Gothic 3.

Yup. Congrats :D

 

[buffalo bill]

someone who shouldn't be shaved gives you a worthless old ring and dies

 

[Pink Eye]

You awaken within a floating space refrigerator. You'll never be able to see the so called promised land. Chances are, you're going to die on this space refrigerator. Amen.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

You're thirsty.

 

[octavius]

You're thirsty.

Will a water chip cure the thirst?

 

[Morpheus Kitami]

Aliens in this game say there are four things in life, birth, death and the two things that happen in-between.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

You're thirsty.

Sengoku Rance.

You're one of the team chosen to kill enemy warlord, but you overslept.

edit.
Fowyr got this one.

 

[V_K]

You're dating a hot vampire chick. Islamists don't approve.

EDIT: Solved - QfG4.

 

[Darth Canoli]

You're dating a hot vampire chick. Islamists don't approve.

Masquerade?

--

There's assassins ... loading ... an offer ... loading ... a lot of camping ... loading ... a quest ... loading ... a cave ... loading ...

Harder: Fleeing, you're attacked by wolves, will you explore the land or find out who burned the manor?

 

[jackofshadows]

It has sewers.

 

[Darth Canoli]

It has sewers.

Dark Sun?
Arcanum?
Boulghour's Gate 2?

 

[Thac0]

Harder: Fleeing, you're attacked by wolves, will you explore the land or find out who burned the manor?

Haerkenwold? I watched a video on that recently and it starts with escaping a burned manor.

 

[jackofshadows]

It has sewers.

Dark Sun?
Arcanum?
Boulghour's Gate 2?

More liek "every other one". It was a joke.

 

[Glop_dweller]

TSR/Interplay rips off the Pretender, then casts Michael T. Wiess to voice their protagonist.

 

[lukaszek]

TSR/Interplay rips off the Pretender, then casts Michael T. Wiess to voice their protagonist.

pst

 

[Glop_dweller]

Next up:

"The Tattoos made me do it!"

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

Ebooks aren't games or how I stopped worrying and learned to love communism.

 

[lukaszek]

Next up:

"The Tattoos made me do it!"

dos2?

 

[Grauken]

You're on a quest to find yourself via teledroids