Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[NJClaw]

woah. rusty is actually getting outretarded. i approve!

He isn't, though. Spectacle is actually right about the suggestion in that paragraph:

"An easy approach is to increase the impact of the success or failure. For example, rolling a 1 on a failed attempt to pick a lock might break the thieves' tools being used, and rolling a 20 on a successful Intelligence (Investigation) check might reveal an extra clue."

According to the suggested approach, you get an "increased impact" on your natural 20 only if your roll is already a success, and you get an "increased impact" on your natural 1 only if your roll is already a failure.

However, that's only a suggestion. The full paragraph gives you total freedom in deciding how to handle natural 1s and 20s:

"[...] you can choose to take such an exceptional roll into account when adjudicating the outcome. It's up to you to determine how this manifests in the game."

 

[Pink Eye]

wtf. did you really expect me to read the prior posts before commenting? what do you think this is? a prestigous forum? I just saw rusty getting frustrated and took it to mean he's getting outretarded.

 

[The_Mask]

what do think this is? a prestigous forum?

lol

 

[Pink Eye]

 

[NJClaw]

wotrannies seething that their game is made by devs equivalent to deviant bioware fangirls

Spoiler

 

[Pink Eye]

can u plz spoiler the child pornography or something? this thread is pretty entertaining to read. i dont wanna ignore it because of weird shit like that. plus i have family that constantly checks up on me. i do NOT feel comfortable with that crap being posted in the thread.

 

[NJClaw]

can u plz spoiler the child pornography or something? this thread is pretty entertaining to read. i dont wanna ignore it because of weird shit like that. plus i have family that constantly checks up on me. i do NOT feel comfortable with that crap being posted in the thread.

Hey, it's not a child it's a gnome ok

Or at least I guess that's how BG3 fans cope with their weird perversions

Now that I think about it, you should show those pictures to your family and then try the "it's not a child it's a gnome ok" bit. Tell us what happens.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

"this insane person who plays the game is exactly like the game actually made by insane people!"
wotranny cope

 

[NJClaw]

"this insane person who plays the game is exactly like the game actually made by insane people!"
wotranny cope

Unless Swen recovers his senses in time, this game WILL have fully animated sex scenes between medium and small-sized characters. The sooner you accept your favorite game will feature sex scenes between a gay vampire and a child-sized character, the better.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

"this insane person who plays the game is exactly like the game actually made by insane people!"
wotranny cope

Unless Swen recovers his senses in time, this game WILL have fully animated sex scenes between medium and small-sized characters. The sooner you accept your favorite game will feature sex scenes between a gay vampire and a child-sized character, the better.

play as a gay character, become a pedo

what did swen mean by this

 

[Delterius]

Hey, it's not a child it's a gnome ok

you joke but

My primary comment would be that this is really the definition of a "non-issue" as no matter how twisted some people might be - Tav is an adult, whenever they are a halfing, dwarf, elf or tiefling, Tav is ALWAYS an adult. If someone feels the need to twist Tav into a child for pedophilia reason (do note that the BG3 Halflings do not have a body resembling a child's body in any way except for height), then that is not on Larian in any way and these individuals would hardly be affected in any way of halflings being romancable or not. Besides, gaming companies should not assume that their audience are criminals - in fact, doing so would be quite offensive.

from the thread

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Hey, it's not a child it's a gnome ok

you joke but

My primary comment would be that this is really the definition of a "non-issue" as no matter how twisted some people might be - Tav is an adult, whenever they are a halfing, dwarf, elf or tiefling, Tav is ALWAYS an adult. If someone feels the need to twist Tav into a child for pedophilia reason (do note that the BG3 Halflings do not have a body resembling a child's body in any way except for height), then that is not on Larian in any way and these individuals would hardly be affected in any way of halflings being romancable or not. Besides, gaming companies should not assume that their audience are criminals - in fact, doing so would be quite offensive.

from the thread

authorities quietly contacted

 

[Lagole Gon]

Hey guys, how's the Baldur's Gate 3 development go-...



Aaand I'm on a watchlist.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

further evidence that modern D&D players need to be put in padded rooms for everyone's safety

 

[Harthwain]

You're going to have to read the DMG again, because that's not what the rule says. What the "dice rolling world" does isn't important, only what the actual rule text is.

You do you. I stand with Larian and the dice rolling world on this.

 

[Thonius]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, if I install BG3 I get on the list of sex offenders or something? Was it in small font somewhere?
PS: That's not what I mean when I asked for missing features list!

 

[Ibn Sina]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

 

[Pink Eye]

Yeah. I didn't expect that either. Thankfully Infinitron was nice enough to fix it. If this was 4chan. The stupid jannies would have left that shit up for hours and not do anything about it.

 

[Spectacle]

You're going to have to read the DMG again, because that's not what the rule says. What the "dice rolling world" does isn't important, only what the actual rule text is.

You do you. I stand with Larian and the dice rolling world on this.

You and Swen are of course free to play with whatever house rules you like, just don't pretend it's a taken directly from the DMG.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

You're going to have to read the DMG again, because that's not what the rule says. What the "dice rolling world" does isn't important, only what the actual rule text is.

You do you. I stand with Larian and the dice rolling world on this.

You and Swen are of course free to play with whatever house rules you like, just don't pretend it's a taken directly from the DMG.

Narrator's note: this poster is incapable of reading.

 

[HeyCheckOutHowHardICanPee]

the roll might not be exceptional but the last few pages sure as hell have been

 

[Slaver1]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

 

[Delterius]

sex is good

i think people should have it

 

[mediocrepoet]

Oh well, guess I'll roll with it since I already paid for this thing. Dragonborn when? I want to rip the fruity vampire elf in half with my scaly phallus!