Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[ERYFKRAD]

When is this game getting the barbarian class?

 

[Cryomancer]

. Just look at this.

This is worse for my sanity than seeing a Eldritch Horror...

wotranny

Not even the most diehard OwlCat fanboy is saying good things about the writing in this parts in WoTR. Quite the countrary. In my previous thread about which AP OwlCat should adapt next, Old AP with way less SJW BS are the most popular. Contrary to BG3 where this fully captured motion scenes are popular. Anyway, there are way more dialogs and quests involving the succubus brothel in chapter 4 than quests and dialogs involving trans chars.

if I install BG3 I get on the list of sex offenders or something

You will only be in a "watchlist".

When is this game getting the barbarian class?

Probably only in release. In Like in year 2066. Swen is too focused in motion captured Astarion sex scenes and if you wanna play as a Barbarian, only with modding...

Can we all just agree that Larian and Owlcat both suck?

OwlCat at least allow us to play a 3.75E game.

 

[Gradenmayer]

LoL i missed some shit. What happened? Did they catch sven with some kid porn or something ?

Some dude posted midget porn of his own making on the Larian forum, asking to add something like that into the game with a long pasta in support of his fetish.
Edit: Turns out It's not a dude, it's a short girl.

 

[The_Mask]

When is this game getting the barbarian class?

Probably around the same time it'll get monks. But... as some people kindly informed us/me, there are competent mods that included these classes.

 

[Pink Eye]

Probably around the same time it'll get monks. But... as some people kindly informed us/me, there are competent mods that included these classes.

Yeh. I played the mod. Pretty worth, it's a big buggy. Wait for official implementation. I'd have stuck with the game, but Colony Ship came out, and me being big smart. I refunded so I can get Colony Ship instead of wasting additional money. FINANCES! Best choice I made by the way. I have over four hundred hours in Colony Ship now:

I actually haven't been playing much of Chalice 2 - my favorite game - because of Colony Ship LMAO! Love the Iron Tower developers as well. Great deal really. Good game AND great developers.

 

[Harthwain]

without using the optional rule, nat 1s and 20s on skill checks don't impact anything at all, it's just a regular success or failure
using the optional rule, you can turn that regular success a critical success or regular failure into a critical failure

Maybe so but then calling it "a critical failure" won't be doing them any favours.

 

[Swen]

LoL i missed some shit. What happened? Did they catch sven with some kid porn or something ?

Some dude posted midget porn of his own making on the Larian forum, asking to add something like that into the game with a long pasta in support of his fetish.
Edit: Turns out It's not a dude, it's a short girl.

It was a false flag attack by Wotrannies who infiltrated the Larian forums and posted the porn pics.

I suspect Fedora Master to be the one behind this vicious attack.

 

[fantadomat]

LoL i missed some shit. What happened? Did they catch sven with some kid porn or something ?

Some dude posted midget porn of his own making on the Larian forum, asking to add something like that into the game with a long pasta in support of his fetish.
Edit: Turns out It's not a dude, it's a short girl.

It was a false flag attack by Wotrannies who infiltrated the Larian forums and posted the porn pics.

I suspect Fedora Master to be the one behind this vicious attack.

This will be quite the battle, degenerate trannies against pedo faggots.

 

[Pink Eye]

REMINDER:

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

REMINDER:

Thank you Monk anon! Bestest friend forever anon! I do love you forever Monk anon! I do! You are my bestest friend forever anon!

 

[Pink Eye]

Thank you Monk anon! Bestest friend forever anon! I do love you forever Monk anon! I do! You are my bestest friend forever anon!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, friendo! Here's to more years of us shitting up online forums together, LMAO!

 

[Thonius]

Damage control mode from usual suspects.

 

[BruceVC]

Can we all just agree that Larian and Owlcat both suck?

I would definitely agree if it was true but since I enjoyed D:OS2 so much it would be remiss of me to say something patently untrue

 

[Fedora Master]

Can we all just agree that Larian and Owlcat both suck?

I enjoyed D:OS2

Part of the problem

 

[fantadomat]

In me humble opinion only pedos will support larian at this point.

 

[Lagole Gon]

I gave D:OS2 an honest try with an open mind. I really did.
But then in chapter 3 when I was looting some high level location, I've stumbled upon a... Woolen Shirt.
A regular Woolen Shirt.
I compared the Woolen Shirt to the Legendary Armor Set of the Mythical Giga Hitler Turbo Warlock Braccus Rex. And the Woolen Shirt... had a better physical armor stat.
A fucking Woolen Shirt.
It... it broke me...
I uninstalled the game... and I never looked back.
But sometimes... in dark corners... in distant shadows... I swear I can see Swen. Standing there. Grining. In that fUCKING WOOLEN SHHIIIIIIIIRTTTrRREEE~!~!@~!@~!`1!!!!!!!!

 

[fantadomat]

I tried to give D:OS2 an honest try with an open mind. I really did.
But then in chapter 3 when I was looting some high level location I've stumbled upon a... Woolen Shirt.
A Woolen Shirt.
I compared the Woolen Shirt to the Legendary Armor Set of Mythical Worse Than Hitler Warlock. And Woolen Shirt had a better physical armor stat.
A Woolen Shirt.
It broke me.
I uninstalled the game and I never looked back.
But sometimes... in dark corners... in distant shadows... I swear I can see Swen. Standing. Grining. In that fUCKING WOOLEN SHHIIIIIIIIRTTT~!~!@~!@~!`1!!!!!!!!

 

[Brickfrog]

-100% fire resist

 

[fantadomat]

-100% fire resist

It is larian,most likely will have 100 fire res.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Good to see our good friend Tuco has already weighed in on the subject

Hey, I'm here to help.
I've never been anything other than friendly and dedicated to the greater good. Suckers.

Also, my ban from the Larian forum has finally expired few days ago.
Not that I'm expecting my regained freedom to roam the place to last, given that the rabid tosser who moderates it was more than willing to state publicly that I'm on his personal watchlist and that he's "keeping an eye on me".

 

[underground nymph]

my ban

What was it they’ve banned you for again?

 

[NJClaw]

my ban

What was it they’ve banned you for again?

Apparently, something worse than creating models for literal child pornography.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

my ban

What was it they’ve banned you for again?

Nothing special.
Among other things I said across the weeks that made me "persona non grata", I guess I crossed the line when I mocked the resident forum idiot (no idea of how else I could describe RagnarokCzD, for anyone familiar with the guy) for being unable to spell two English words correctly to save his life.
According to said moderator that's inexcusable because "not everyone is a native English speaker".
Well, I'm not one either, wanker. Not sure why that should excuse his chronic inability to learn from past (and *recurring*) mistakes or at very least install a fucking spell checker in his browser.

Oh, I also asked in the same reply to the local rabid Halsin groupie if she wasn't tired to be constantly wrong about everything, but no word of complaint was uttered on that topic.

 

[AwesomeButton]

The debate about spell-lists is obscuring the more pertinent fact about sorcerers, namely that they shouldn't exist.

I just wanted to say that I've always thought the only playable races should be human, elf, dwarf, and halfling. I'd take elf out too, but it's too late.

The rest can carry on with your degeneracy, I see you're doing well.

 

[Sunri]

The debate about spell-lists is obscuring the more pertinent fact about sorcerers, namely that they shouldn't exist.

I just wanted to say that I've always thought the only playable races should be human, elf, dwarf, and halfling. I'd take elf out too, but it's too late.

The rest can carry on with your degeneracy, I see you're doing well.

Why not just humans let's make things as boring as possible.