Thanks to River, I got to see myself through the eyes of women I've been trying to date as a student. Boy, it was instructive, but not a pretty sight.
Best part is when you
decline him on the water tower: V goes from being lovey dovey romantic to an angry emoshunal exploshun completely out of the blue, as if River just tried to rape her in a dark alley. I fully expected her to kick him off the tower too, couldn't stop laughing because it felt sooo out of place.
Sorry.
On the other hand, going through with it once (and closing your eyes to avoid becoming gaaaaaaay), was totally worth it a little just to piss Johnny off.
But yeah, none of the romances are build to last, but that's fitting for the scenario.
Panam is a pushy control freak only the biggest betacuck could endure for longer than a month. Normal people would
have of strangled her before that.
Judy is crazy jealous psycho stalker (just read Maeko's emails) who runs away the moment you are out of town, because running away fixes everything amirite?
River is... a guy living in a trailer park with his sister and
their her son. Sweeeeeet home Alabama... nopenopenope, hard pass.
No idea about Kerry, couldn't hack him into a pussy lover. But him only seeing Johnny in you makes him the male Rogue. Not gonna work.
The only lasting thing about them is all those "Panam is the best" players believing she is the eternal waifu because they can "tame" her.