Anime Ban SDG if conditions not met

[Konjad]

We all know our friend SumDrunkGuy and his life adventures from his prestigious youtube channel. Entertaining guy with interesting life. However, there's just one thing that he fails at and thus is a direct threat to our beloved site.

He doesn't have a PC and doesn't play RPGs (nor ever did).

I recommended him $100 Thinkpads previously (T420) but he always says that he doesn't have money for it. Yet he bought $300 Wiitendildo or whatever it's called, and spent lots of money on Whiskey.

Therefore, as a concerned 'dexer, I want what's best for him - get the damn Thinkpad and play most prestigious RPGs from Fallout to Bloodlines at least. He will not do it on his own volition, hence as concerned citizens of Kodeks we should do what a father sometimes needs to do even if it pains his heart.

Give SDG a timeframe until he buys a PC and starts playing any decent RPG (of his choice), and if he does not then remove him from the premises.

Dear Codex cannot accept pure consoletards, there's RPGWatch for that.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Oh I thought this was gonna be about Star Stable. Thank fuckin god.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Oh I thought this was gonna be about Star Stable. Thank fuckin god.

I suggest you go with Fallout btw.

 

[Falksi]

No PC? No wonder he's always pissed up.

Sort it out SumDrunkGuy, don't be an RPG Watchtard FFS. They're the worst.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

I am poor and go to work in a shitty factory and am miserable for 8 full hours a day and go home to numb my self with the cheapest vodka in these parts and you are concerned about me spending 100 dollars on a thing so i can look at it for 2 minutes and lose interest. NO!

 

[Kruno]

I am poor and go to work in a shitty factory and am miserable for 8 full hours a day and go home to numb my self with the cheapest vodka in these parts and you are concerned about me spending 100 dollars on a thing so i can look at it for 2 minutes and lose interest. NO!

How could you lose interest in Fallout?

 

[BING XI LAO]

No need to bother with Fallout now that Underrail exists

 

[bionicman]

If you make him play Codex Top 100 RPGs, he'll start drinking again. I know I would...

 

[†††]

If you make him play Codex Top 100 RPGs, he'll start drinking again. I know I would...

Make him play Wizardry IV.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Chiefs play tomorrow bitches. It's the only thing that matters right now

 

[catfood]

You can get an old second hand desktop with Windows XP on it with which to play all the classics RPG's. You don't have to be a consoletard forever. Start slow.

 

[Rean]

Stop trying to turn my boy gay with your shit recommendations. Get him started on a steady dosage of inclineful JRPGs.

 

[Jenkem]

there are plenty of quality RPGs on the nintendo switch

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Dark Souls 2 + Dragon's Dogma>>>>>>>>>>>errythang

 

[Ranselknulf]

I'd give $10 to a codex fundraiser to get SDG a computer.

Provided he agrees to review an appropriate list of games.

 

[King Crispy]

Here's what would happen:

- Codex puts together a modest fundraiser to collect a couple of hundred bucks to buy SDG a decent PC
- Codex turns to me (Crispy) for the actual purchase of the PC, since I run a PC shop
- I find a decent used laptop with Windows 7 on it, a good screen, even upgrade it to a cheap SSD and fresh installation of Windows 7
- I (Crispy) put out the money to ship the laptop to SDG out of my own pocket, SDG previously having agreed to provide me a shipping address via private message
- SDG receives laptop
- SDG opens laptop and makes a video of it while crying profusely and thanking me and Codex
- One week goes by
- Codex starts asking SDG which if any RPGs he's started
- Another week goes by
- Codex starts to worry
- SDG finally posts some obscure thing in a completely unrelated thread, probably something about accidentally spilling Diet Coke all over the place
- Codex eventually finds out SDG stupidly ruined said laptop by spilling Diet Coke on it
- The laptop is hopelessly non-functional
- SDG posts another video while drunk telling everyone on Codex to fuck off for even trying
- Codex has pity on SDG and starts another modest fundraiser to buy him another laptop anyway and asks me (Crispy) to buy it and ship it again
- I (Crispy) leave Codex forever

The End.

 

[Jenkem]

Only on Nintendo Switch (and Wii U)

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Did you hear that guys? We officially have the recipe that makes Crispy go away.

Spoiler

<3 you Crispbruv

 

[Skinwalker]

- I (Crispy) leave Codex forever

Ok, let's skip to the last part immediately.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Oh I thought this was gonna be about Star Stable. Thank fuckin god.

If you like, we can make it about Star Stable.

 

[Gammer]

I've got a T440p i7 4810q chip and upgraded 1080p IPS monitor, with Arch and dwm making it fast as fuck. A real beaut.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Here's what would happen:

- Codex puts together a modest fundraiser to collect a couple of hundred bucks to buy SDG a decent PC

Price a system for SDG, include an estimate for freight.

Actually, price 2. 1 el-cheapo, and a 2nd decent rig.

 

[Ranselknulf]

IBM Personal Computer XT. Powers on.

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[Catacombs]

Arch and dwm

This will break SDG.

 

[Kruno]

Make SDG finish Icewind Dale and have him write a poem of Sawyer's greatness!

 

[Konjad]

An T420? Why not a T430 or a T440? Or even one of the W series?

I can vouch for the T430 as a pretty nice machine.

SDG complains about money, so I was looking for something around $100. Sure, he could get better, but that would be more expensive, and to be honest, even T420's iGPU should probably run everything up to Bloodlines no problem.