Why was Ontopoly banned?

[Roguey]

Normally, one doesn't use their butt to speak.

Bottoms do.

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig? Farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. This 'ass-talk' had a sort of gut frequency. It hit you right down there, like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you hafta do is 'turn loose'? Well, this talking hit you right down there. A bubbly, thick, stagnant sound. A sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival, you dig? And, to start with, it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. Real funny too, at first. He had a number he called 'The Better Oh', that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it, but it was clever, like, "Oh, I say, are you still down there, old thing? 'Nah, I had to go relieve myself!'"
After a while, the ass started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib, and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like, little raspy in-curving hooks, and started eating. He thought this was cute at first, and built an act around it. But the asshole would eat its way through his pants, and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags, nobody loved it, an'...and wanted.. and it wanted to be kissed, same as any other mouth.
Finally, it talked all the time, day and night. You could hear him for blocks, screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it. But nothing did any good, and the asshole said to him, "It's you who will shut up in the end, not me. Because, we don't need you around here any more. I can talk, and eat, AND shit".
After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly, like a tadpole's tail, all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call "un-D.T.", undifferentiated tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly, and grow there. Grow anywhere...on him... Grow anywhere on him, a glob of it fell...So, finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have amputated spontaneous..
Did you know there is a condition occurs, in parts of Africa, and only among negros, where the little toe amputates spontaneously?...
...Except for the eyes, you dig? That's the one thing the asshole couldn't do, was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied, so the brain couldn't give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed of. For a while, you could see the silent helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes. Then, finally, the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eye on the end of a stalk.

 

[Nano]

So where are these archives anyway?

Retardo Land, where they belong.

 

[Konjad]

Seeing his anus pic was a terrible experience. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just banned him earlier.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

I wager that Swen is behind this.

 

[Ismaul]

Still waiting for someone to make a MUH FREE SPEECH argument.

Normally, one doesn't use their butt to speak.

You're talking out of your ass right now, man.

 

[Semiurge]

Spammed pictures of his butthole in shoutbox.

Such an act of courage should be rewarded, not punished.

A feast in Retardoland!

His butthole as custom avatar!

Do it.

 

[Larianshill]

This shit is surreal.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

This shit is surreal.

Paving the way for Larian supremacism, one ban at a time.

 

[Larianshill]

Well, good. Larian is indeed superior.

 

[The_Mask]

Well, good. Larian is indeed superior.

Username checks out.

 

[Ol' Willy]

I knew that the guy is retarded, but I didn't imagine that so much

 

[ElectricOtter]

i hope one day ol willy is banned so we can all post like him and go "OL WILLY HUH ALWAYS KNEW THAT GUY WAS A FAG BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME" xd

 

[Bigg Boss]

The next alt that comes in that gets really concerned out of nowhere about being called gay is automatically suspect.

 

[Swen]

Ontoposhit is banned?



Nothing stands in my way now for total Larian dominance!

I know you're reading this ontoposhit, I just want to take this time to apologize... FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! FCK YOU, I'M KING B*TCH!

 

[Konjad]

This shit is surreal.

Look, let me put it this way: What was on the Onto's picture can be a symptom of anal leakage, an infection, or the result of pain from gay sex keeping him from cleaning his anus completely.

 

[Tarkleigh]

I guess the real question here is whether the shoutbox users prefered seeing Ontopoly's asshole or Atlet's dick

 

[Grauken]

 

[Jenkem]

 

[King Crispy]

 

[Lady Error]

I guess the real question here is whether the shoutbox users prefered seeing Ontopoly's asshole or Atlet's dick

 

[rusty_shackleford]

boomer

 

[mediocrepoet]

Still waiting for someone to make a MUH FREE SPEECH argument.

anuses aren't speech

How do you explain US politics then?

 

[Atlet]

I guess the real question here is whether the shoutbox users prefered seeing Ontopoly's asshole or Atlet's dick

Im a proud 3 inches packer

 

[Drop Duck]

I guess the real question here is whether the shoutbox users prefered seeing Ontopoly's asshole or Atlet's dick

I don't do shoutboxing but if I know kids these days they probably want to see some combination of the two.

 

[ElectricOtter]

I guess the real question here is whether the shoutbox users prefered seeing Ontopoly's asshole or Atlet's dick

I don't do shoutboxing but if I know kids these days they probably want to see some combination of the two.

stealth pedo flex but ok xd

 

[Skinwalker]

Should have named this thread "Why was Ontopoly bummed?"

 

[Beans00]

At least GGS had some supporters shilling for him.
Onto is just a lonely fucking retard who spends all his time in the shout box. Every time I glanced there he was either getting bullied or being a general spastic.


Not surprised he finally had a mental breakdown.