Starfield Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Gaznak]

Oh, Natty Bumppo the Hawkeye Bethesda has finally noticed that generic fantasy settings are out of vogue. Now it will be generic sci-fi setting that is out of vogue as well. Success is imminent.

 

[Yosharian]

It'll be 2310 and it'll still be Gamebryo.

Please god no

 

[Readher]

9 months before release, and still they're only showing concept art. This game will be rough. So far, the trend with Xbox Game Studios titles has been that they have nice graphics, zero innovation, and are generally mediocre (AoE4, Psychonauts 2, Halo Infinite, Forza 5) but their budgets were huge (500 million were wasted on Halo Infinite according to estimates). Microsoft clearly doesn't give a shit about quality because they only care about game pass numbers, and the dumb goyim who pay for game pass don't care about quality either, because if they did, they wouldn't be using game pass in the first place. This is a perfect environment for someone who tends to lie and procrastinate, like Todd. Why work hard when you can just milk Microsoft's money until kingdom come. Hence why they're still only showing concept art. This game will suck ass.

The only reason they revealed this game so early was due to FO76 fiasco. They needed to calm people down and show that FO76 was a side-project and that they're still doing their traditional SP sandbox experiences. Normally they'd only reveal it this year and rush marketing like they did with FO4 since it did wonders to the hype. Since they were forced to reveal the game much earlier though, they're just drip feeding some inconsequential shit from time to time. Expect massive marketing and hype campaign starting with E3.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Will it be good like Starglider 2?

 

[Ryzer]

Will it be good like Starglider 2?

Less questioning, more buying.

 

[wishbonetail]

If I could name my character Todd and nuCodswoth would adress me as commodore Todd , I'll buy it.
No, forget Codsworth. I want chicks, leather bound chicks to adress me as commodore Todd... yeah.

 

[zapotec]

Argonian will be renamed in Argonauts!!!!11!

 

[wishbonetail]

For roleplaying purposes all dialogues should include:
a)Yes
b)No
c)Who's laughing now, bitch?

 

[ChildInTime]

Everything looks and sounds fine, except for one red flag - pronouns in character creation. I fucking hate this new trend of They/Them faggotry, I thought Bethesda would be above it.

 

[Reinhardt]

Everything looks and sounds fine, except for one red flag - pronouns in character creation. I fucking hate this new trend of They/Them faggotry, I thought Bethesda would be above it.

At least it's not pronouns in medieval fantasy gaem like with solasta.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

9 months before release, and still they're only showing concept art. This game will be rough. So far, the trend with Xbox Game Studios titles has been that they have nice graphics, zero innovation, and are generally mediocre (AoE4, Psychonauts 2, Halo Infinite, Forza 5) but their budgets were huge (500 million were wasted on Halo Infinite according to estimates). Microsoft clearly doesn't give a shit about quality because they only care about game pass numbers, and the dumb goyim who pay for game pass don't care about quality either, because if they did, they wouldn't be using game pass in the first place. This is a perfect environment for someone who tends to lie and procrastinate, like Todd. Why work hard when you can just milk Microsoft's money until kingdom come. Hence why they're still only showing concept art. This game will suck ass.

This isn't how Bethesda marketing works. They barely ever show anything until just before release.

 

[fantadomat]

Diverse inside the walls. Homogenous outside?

Sounds like USA, except they got a wall.

Can't imagine how bad it will be inside when it is such a mess outside.

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

9 months before release, and still they're only showing concept art.

no man's shit showed nothing up to game release. why work hard and pay skilled, costly professionals when you can spend everything in marketing and sell billions of copies anyway?

Will it be good like Starglider 2?

starglider 2 was actually a genuine masterpiece, a technical marvel.

 

[DeepOcean]

The funny thing is that the lastest news from Star Citizen is that finally backers are slowly realizing that they were bamboozled and the game wont be released after Cloud Imperium developers removed pretty much 75% of the road map claiming people were making too much noise demanding a game that started development in 2011 should show consistent progress while Bethesda, that is one of the most technically incompetent developers of the entire gaming industry managed to release 3 games on that time frame and will release a space game with explorable planets before Chris Roberts.

 

[JarlFrank]

Diverse inside the walls. Homogenous outside?

Sounds like USA, except they got a wall.

Can't imagine how bad it will be inside when it is such a mess outside.

Go to your local gypsy camp and you have your answer.

 

[Zombra]

For roleplaying purposes all dialogues should include:
a)Yes
b)No
c)Who's laughing now, bitch?

I'm confident that Bethesda will provide a much better RP experience, giving you four fascinating choices, not just three.
a) Yes
b) Yes, but with a sarcastic tone
c) No ... but if I change my mind I'll be back
d) I'll give you my answer later

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Argonian will be renamed in Argonauts!!!!11!

That actually makes sense, since Starfield will be Skyrim in space.

 

[Alphons]

You can choose your pronouns, so it's going to be the most immersive RPG game experience since Underworld: Ascendant.

 

[Skdursh]

The only thing I know for sure about this game is that I'm going to pirate it and then I'm gonna talk shit on it.

Bethesdykes and Microsoftpenis fans are on suicide watch.

 

[deuxhero]

The real question is what the new "Kill your son or nuke the commonwealth" will be.

 

[wishbonetail]

You can choose your pronouns, so it's going to be the most immersive RPG game experience since Underworld: Ascendant.

There also should be a playable race of "Tardians" or else roleplaying experince will be insufficient.

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

The real question is what the new "Kill your son or nuke the commonwealth" will be.

"have you seen my sibling? it's a humanoid looking person".

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

The real question is what the new "Kill your son or nuke the commonwealth" will be.

Give me cute wifes!

 

[KateMicucci]

None of the concept art released so far looks distinctive from any other space setting, except for how exceptionally lacking in character it is.

Skyrim in Space should be easy. Alien space tombs. Bandit satellite shootouts in zero gravity (just swimming with the water made invisible). Green glass space armor. Space dragons. Space nude mods. It's like everything they're releasing is deliberating boring.

 

[notpl]

None of the concept art released so far looks distinctive from any other space setting, except for how exceptionally lacking in character it is.

Skyrim in Space should be easy. Alien space tombs. Bandit satellite shootouts in zero gravity (just swimming with the water made invisible). Green glass space armor. Space dragons. Space nude mods. It's like everything they're releasing is deliberating boring.

Did you play Fallout 4?