There's no such thing as....

[Mr. Magniloquent]

There is no such thing as a merchant who can walk across town, or a city with pest control services.

 

[King Crispy]

There is no such thing in the fantasy world as a nine foot pole.

 

[Joggerino]

No such thing as reasonable law enforcement. So I wandered into this walled trading outpost in the middle of the city in FO4 and as always I start stealing stuff when no one is looking. Unfortunately someone noticed me grabbing some piece of garbage and suddenly everyone in the outpost is trying to kill me. Being the MC I easily kill every single person/animal inside this location and no one is even left to ask the question "Was it worth it?"

 

[Falksi]

There is no such thing as

 

[samuraigaiden]

Bad training. Training always improves stuff.

 

[octavius]

Bad training. Training always improves stuff.

Wizardry 1-3.

 

[Serus]

Bad training. Training always improves stuff.

In Battle Brothers legends instead of improvement you can sometimes get injuries. If you consider it an rpg.

There is no such thing as learning something false that causes mistakes and problems. Experience points have always positive values.

 

[samuraigaiden]

Bad training. Training always improves stuff.

Wizardry 1-3.

I meant more like trainers. Bad mentors.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

Other players in an open world

 

[Kev Inkline]

...spiritual successor to Planescape: Torment

 

[Morpheus Kitami]

You never see any sort of military tactics, like formations, shield walls, or cavalry charges. Combat always starts and then turns into chaos. Nobody even tries anything close to a tactical defense, outside of maybe having some fortifications going on. Makes sense when its goblins or orcs, sure, but whenever the player is going up against something that's supposed to be an actual army make they should try something other than slowly running to get torn limb from limb.

 

[Infinitum]

There is no such thing as risk/benefit analysis.

 

[King Crispy]

There is no such thing as a dungeon corridor whose width is measured in meters.

 

[Ryzer]

...spiritual successor to Planescape: Torment

Spoiler

 

[Valdetiosi]

There's no such thing as bug free RPG.

 

[JarlFrank]

There's no such thing as a dwarven foot-fetischist, because all dwarven females have just as ugly hairy feet as male dwarves.

My existence proves you wrong.

 

[Reinhardt]

There is no tournaments in Planet Escape: Tournament. It's like naming your game Ice Wind and then setting it in Sahara. Dumb.

 

[Contagium]

There is no such thing as an Unknown Realm

 

[Pulse]

There's no such thing as space aliens in a fantasy RPG!

 

[rusty_shackleford]

a rock-band composed solely of dwarves would look ridiculous

 

[Radiane]

There´s no such thing as more varied mixtures between different races in fantasy worlds. There are half-elves and such shit, and I acknowledge they don´t want to turn those worlds into something too disturbing, but in a world where there are so many different types of similar races, where they could very potentially mix with each other, it´s kind of unrealistic to not have all different kinds of frankensteined creatures, like orc-halfling-elves, or gnome-giant-dwarf-humans or whatever. There´s no way that in such a brutal world, where every other person is out to cut the next country´s inhabitants with some handy dagger from their good ole local weapon shop that there wouldn´t be more visible evidence of all the forced rapes all across the landscape

 

[Nortar]

For example, there's no such thing as a dwarven bard.

Behold:

And more!

There is no such a thing that an elven man who is not gay and elven woman who is not a slut. Because they are elves, duh.

 

[octavius]

...a light sabre that does more damage than a heavy sabre.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

There is no such thing as good worldbuilding by Lacrymas in his homebrewed settings.

 

[ProphetSword]

Also, there is no such thing as a dwarven band. Probably because a rock-band composed solely of dwarves would look ridiculous and everyone would laugh at them.