Really, REALLY, try harder, Shock. I know you're just going to dismiss these comments as "OMFGLOL u can't think of decent comeback!", but honestly mate, when the only replies you get to your efforts at trolling are critiques of where you can improve, it's time to at least
try to take it to the next level. Some pointers:
* Don't use the "Haha, you're all pseudo intellectuals," line. We're well aware of the fact, and it hasn't stopped us from generating reams of textual waffle.
* Don't question our fetish with gay porn and copraphagia. Shock sites are an symbolic representation of the freedom the Codex offers. Gaping anuses are like our Statue of Liberty.
* "u guyhs r geeks with no girlfriend" doesn't work either. We're well aware of the fact.
* Likewise, "u guys r losers! go get a suntan instead of sitting in ur parents basement posting on the internet about RPGzzz!!" is kinda dumb for the same obvious reason.
* The nobodies stuff? The internet is full of nobodies. It's all about nobodies. In fact, without the sheltering warmth of anonymity, we wouldn't get playmates like yourself.
* Fanboyism is probably your best bet as far as shit stirring goes, but try to show a bit more carefree innocence about it. Whether it makes us feel big, or if it's just "tough love," the hivemind lives to chew on the naive fanboy. When you're overtly hostile about it, it gets avoided.
In fact,
here is a guide to trolling. It's usenet specific, but many of the principles can be applied to forums such as this one. The link is even work safe. Promise.
To be perfectly honest with you, the Russian spambots and the "how do u sleep with the female slaves?" guy are head and shoulders above your efforts, but since you're obviously willing to visit us more regularly, and you can articulate full sentences, we see great potential in you. Train hard, youngling, and bring balance to the Codex.
