2003 called, it wants its memes back (the great emotes reform thread)

[El Presidente]

^ If even 1 single 'dexer has used these emotes at any point in 2023 I will shove my monitor up my ass.

Don't even get me started on the many other outdated ones too.

In short:

 

[catfood]

 

[catfood]

Don't forget to film it.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I found possible substitutes.

 

[Darth Roxor]

^ If even 1 single 'dexer has used these emotes at any point in 2023 I will shove my monitor up my ass.

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads...-out-now-on-steam-and-gog.143284/post-8365358

Roll for anal circumference.

 

[Semiurge]

^ If even 1 single 'dexer has used these emotes at any point in 2023 I will shove my monitor up my ass.

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads...set-during-the-second-age.119020/post-8094156

'Twas '22 but close enough.

 

[Kev Inkline]

^ If even 1 single 'dexer has used these emotes at any point in 2023 I will shove my monitor up my ass.

Don't even get me started on the many other outdated ones too.

WTF wrong with you, that's saying like Mona Lisa is outdated because it's from 1503.

 

[HeatEXTEND]

 

[ds]

I agree, these memes are extremely problematic in the current year. Here, I have updated them for the modern audience that the codex should strive to attract:

With these updated emotes no one has to suffer through the horror of expressing an emotion without putting it in the right oppression context so that others know how to respond.

 

[Luke Skinwalker]

I have used one of these this year. Start lubing up.

 

[mediocrepoet]

^ If even 1 single 'dexer has used these emotes at any point in 2023 I will shove my monitor up my ass.

Don't even get me started on the many other outdated ones too.

In short:

Yeah, it's still 2023. Anyway, you've done a great service by revitalizing these classics. Have fun trying to explain your torn anus to your doctor.

Obligatory:

 

[puur prutswerk]

Our outdated emotes are making us lose relevancy, but don't worry! El Presidente is "monitoring" the "situation".

 

[puur prutswerk]

El Presidente could you give us a briefing on the current monitor proceedings? How is the situation in the oval orifice? Should it be renamed to the rectangular orifice? Or do we need to call an ambulance for the wrectum?

 

[std::namespace]

^ If even 1 single 'dexer has used these emotes at any point in 2023 I will shove my monitor up my ass.

boomers are stuck in the past forever
its their curse

 

[DarkUnderlord]

We have old meme?

Timeless.

 

[Silverfish]

Whatever, man. I like CSI Miami.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Whatever, man. I like CSI Miami.

El Presidente trying to jam a monitor up his ass in response to your preferences:

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Fun Fact: I used to love CSI (original, not the spin offs) until they did this blue knife goop. The guy who gets buried alive in one of the cliffhangers goes to Grisham and is like, "how to solve knife crime?" And Grisham is like, "put goop in the hole, get the knife!" And he goes to the corpse and he puts blue moulding goop into this corpses knife wound and he pulls out a perfect mould of the knife that stabbed him.

And I'm like: That is not how this works. That is not how any of this works. And I pretty much stopped watching at that point because it was all bullshit to me after that. I could ignore the "tyre database" and the other stuff put in for plot convenience but when you fuck with the science, I'm out bitches.

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

you telling all the "enhance" bits and other comical "investigation science" was not absurd enough?

 

[VerSacrum]

 

[jaekl]

csi is a show for grandmas

 

[LJ40]

CSI is pretty lame, but I will say the 2 part episode where dude got buried alive creeped me out a bit.

 

[Hellraiser]

Purging smilies removes the SOUL from old threads that used them. When you go to an old thread and see :murica: instead of a fat kwan cartoon image you know the of the codex is real.

 

[Atlantico]

Purging smilies removes the SOUL from old threads that used them. When you go to an old thread and see :murica: instead of a fat kwan cartoon image you know the of the codex is real.

True. That was pure decline

 

[Alex]

Fun Fact: I used to love CSI (original, not the spin offs) until they did this blue knife goop. The guy who gets buried alive in one of the cliffhangers goes to Grisham and is like, "how to solve knife crime?" And Grisham is like, "put goop in the hole, get the knife!" And he goes to the corpse and he puts blue moulding goop into this corpses knife wound and he pulls out a perfect mould of the knife that stabbed him.

And I'm like: That is not how this works. That is not how any of this works. And I pretty much stopped watching at that point because it was all bullshit to me after that. I could ignore the "tyre database" and the other stuff put in for plot convenience but when you fuck with the science, I'm out bitches.

How silly! Everyone knows the blue goop wouldn't have the shape of the knife, just its rifling marks.