Crispy™ A Call For Peace -- Zarniwoop doesn't really like this thread title

[Prime Junta]

FYI, I don't have a SA account.

 

[DakaSha II]

Ironically, Prime Junta is a lot like a more articulate, liberal European Crispy. Both are fundamentally amiable guys who have an inexplicable tendency to insert themselves into situations where everybody ends up hating them, then whining about it.

but is he sexy and untouched like crispy

 

[Scruffy]

there was once a geezer named crispy
who was right about to turn fifty
his back was all stiff
he had never touched tits
but he thought of himself as quite nifty

 

[Scruffy]

i can do better

 

[hivemind]

u are a faggot
kill yourself
*tips fedora*

 

[mondblut]

Anybody with a watchwitz account should automatically be watchwitzed.

Fixed.

 

[Scruffy]

there was a shitposting hivemind
who all day just bitched and whined
he was pretty lame
he sniffed butane
and everything he touched declined

 

[King Crispy]

We have here ourselves this Fedorabot
Who everyone hated a whole lot
He once played a pr@nk
Took his fists to the bank
Little'd he know he had brianrot

 

[Somberlain]

i can do better

No you can't. You keep trying and trying but you've never posted anything funny or clever in your life. You've always been banal shit boring or embarrassing and always will be.

kill urself

 

[Scruffy]

i can do better

No you can't. You keep trying and trying but you've never posted anything funny or clever in your life. You've always been banal shit boring or embarrassing and always will be.

kill urself

seen how you hate an anonymous poster with such a passion

1) I must be doing something right, if shitposters are mad
2) lol I'm sorry your life has come to this buddy

We have here ourselves this Fedorabot
Who everyone hated a whole lot
He once played a pr@nk
Took his fists to the bank
Little'd he know he had brianrot

come on man the metrics are all off

 

[Western]

Robot defective,
Makes bad jokes and poetry,
Deactivate please.

 

[Lambach]

there was a shitposting hivemind
who all day just bitched and whined
he was pretty lame
he sniffed butane
and everything he touched declined

I'm not even following this drama and the only reason I'm replying in this thread is to tell you to kill yourself.

 

[DakaSha II]

If its not a haiku, and its not about crispy getting raped up his dirty old asshole, its not poetry

edit: delicious dripping shitstained dirty old asshole. yum

 

[King Crispy]

I really have to permaquit this website someday.

 

[Hegel]

Counting 49 years and more,
he hasn't touched a woman since the days of yore,
moderating the forum in current year,
he's confronted with the rage of J c D's upheaval,
the Crispyman repairs computers for a livin,
give me your shekels... it's a j o k e bro just kiddin,
shoutboxin with this friend for days,
may he drown in dreams of gays.

 

[Scruffy]

there was a shitposting hivemind
who all day just bitched and whined
he was pretty lame
he sniffed butane
and everything he touched declined

I'm not even following this drama and the only reason I'm replying in this thread is to tell you to kill yourself.

thank you for letting us know

 

[Mustawd]

Anybody with an SA account should automatically be banned from the Codex.

SA is garbage. Actually, all other forums are garbage. I get to be my goofy, shitposting self in threads that don't matter to me, but can be serious in threads that matter. Shit is fun, and some threads are all about nothing and tons of fun.

way too many threads have spiralled into mindless Pillars of Eternity-bashing by the same contingent of HERP DERP JOSH IS TEH ANTECHRIST LULZ shitposters, even if the thread had nothing to do with Obsidian or Pillars to start with

It was one, if not THE, biggest hyped game of the early kickstarter era. It promised the fucking moon, filled with nostalgia jelly and topped with childhood memory sprinkles, to a bunch of IE loving starved fans. And it had flaws, and the alpha was an alpha and the codex couldn't handle it, and sensuki, and Sawyer's attention whoring for the last 5 years, and his balance, and the keep sucks, and no Tim Cain, and Darth Roxor, and the PoE review schism, and not as fun as Dungeon Siege 3, and RTwP is not as fun as I remember, and lore dumps, and fuck the BG games weren't even that good to begin with.

PoE was the biggest drama since Oblivion or Fallout 3 or Skyrim that I've seen since I've been lurking/reading past posts. Even worse because it was like your best friend stabbed you in the back and fucked your girlfriend. At least the bully stuffing you in the locker makes sense. But an IE-like game sucking so bad that many codexers couldn't finish it?

C'mon Prime Cunta. It's no surprise it comes up every once in a while It'd be like if you won the lottery, but your dog accidentally ate the ticket and shit it out. 5 years from then you'd be having a random conversation, remember the lotto ticket, and yell, "Goddamn fucking stupid ass shit dog!" for no apparent reason. That's PoE.

What I'm trying to say is that I love fat chix. I love 'em.

 

[laclongquan]

I really have to permaquit this website someday.

There, there. Nothing a pic of Hermione cant cure

 

[DwarvenFood]

whats so civil about war anyway

Nice Guns 'n Roses reference

 

[Zarniwoop]

I might not like the thread title, but I approve of (((Crispy))) finally revealing his true nature

 

[oldmanpaco]

Free Jim Profit!

 

[Severian Silk]

Are you a bald, bearded guy with glasses who finds Codex' lack of moderation very problematic?

I am (or will be). Do you have a problem with that?

 

[Somberlain]

Are you a bald, bearded guy with glasses who finds Codex' lack of moderation very problematic?

I am (or will be). Do you have a problem with that?

Of course not, I just wish to introduce you to a refined club of like minded gentlemen.

 

[Eyestabber]

Those nu-males look like they still get beat up and bullied regularly. Or at least they SHOULD.

 

[Fenix]

I really have to permaquit this website someday.

There, there. Nothing a pic of Hermione cant cunt cure

Fixed.