A short story by me.

[anvi]

Think about the people whose favorite game in the world, was BG1 and BG2. They love RPG, they lived a whole life playing all the old classics, but especially the mighty BG1 and BG2! Replaying them many many times, so much fun. In their dreams, their future self will grow old peacefully and might get to play BG3 in retirement!

But they grew old and died, and no BG3.

And now BG3 is announced.

 

[Egosphere]

 

[Gunnar]

Larian is going to fuck it up.

 

[Catacombs]

Half-Life 3 will never come out in my lifetime.

 

[Melcar]

And yet you will all love it. Goddamn whores all of you.

 

[Neanderthal]

The rape must flow.

 

[Dorateen]

I would rather consider the people who died waiting for Grimoire.

And count as fortunate we who live in such glorious times.

 

[smaug]

I'll be honest, I haven't finished BG2 yet and I'm going to stop giving a shit about BG3 unless they show gameplay at E3.

 

[Sigourn]

Think about the people whose favorite game in the world, was BG1 and BG2. They love RPG, they lived a whole life playing all the old classics, but especially the mighty BG1 and BG2! Replaying them many many times, so much fun. In their dreams, their future self will grow old peacefully and might get to play BG3 in retirement!

And now BG3 is announced, and it's going to be shit.

This is what I thought you were going to say.

 

[RaptorRex888]

Eventually we're all going to die so none of this matters.

 

[anvi]

Not me. I am gonna download myself onto a robot.

 

[Roguey]

This wasn't long enough to be a short story, it was flash fiction.

anvi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_story

Stories of fewer than 1,000 words are sometimes referred to as "short short stories", or "flash fiction"