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An argument for : the jimbob Sucking Dick in the Shed subforum

Discussion in 'Site Feedback' started by Admiral Rimjob POOBUM, Jun 4, 2016.

  1. Admiral Rimjob POOBUM Arcane

    Admiral Rimjob POOBUM
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    My case could not be clearer.

    I love to suck dick in the shed.

    As of next month, I have been a member of this stupid gay forum for ten years.

    I have contributed far more to this forum than the insane neanderthal man, who respects me, and the frightening Jewish man, who creepily respects me despite his misguided finding of my poor ex-flatmate's facebook.

    I

    am

    your

    god.

    Your posters hing on my every word. Any one of you who visit Scotland do so in the vague hope that you might hear my dulcet tones explaining my perfect opinions on RPG mechanics to the idiot few.

    I met a Codex once in the pub. He stammered "that's a guy I know" and disappeared.

    He feared me.

    So should you.

    I

    am

    your

    gay

    god.

    You will love me and despair.

    YUou qill suck every dick I have.

    I have four hundred and nintee n dicks.

    You will be my four hundred and twentith.

    I will take you........

    I am a monster.


    I willl fuck everything i see.e


    I am


    jimbnobob.bb.


    I will


    eat



    everthing


    I


    love.




    TOEEE wasn;t every giiiid thung,



    oh god


    I miss her so much.




    I



    t


    o


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    has cloud's


    sword.






    ends
     
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  2. Chinese Jetpilot Arcane Patron

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    I actually farted after reading that. Better than a brofist.
     
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  3. Jack █▓▒░ Patron

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    Insert Title Here
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  4. DarkUnderlord Professional Throne Sitter

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    hing
     
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  5. Bustamonte Unwanted Shitposter

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    On second thought let's not go to Scotland. It's a silly place really.
     
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  6. Thor Kaufman Arcane Zionist Agent

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    is dank
     
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  7. Jaesun Fabulous Moderator

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  8. Gobblecock Arcane Zionist Agent

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    Depends. There are different farts with differing levels of prestige.

    Dry and high-pitched whiny, or a wet sputtery fart? Did jizz splash out?
     
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  9. Gakkone pretty cool guy eh Patron

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    Make a comic faggot.
     
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  10. DarkUnderlord Professional Throne Sitter

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    I endorse this proposal. If @Admiral Rimbjob POOBUM can submit a comic of sufficient entertainment value, I will give him the requested forum.
     
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  11. Kz3r0 Arcane Sad Loser

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    :didntreadlol:
     
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  12. thesoup Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    less tryhard pls
     
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  13. Akratus Self-loathing fascist drunken misogynist asshole Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Insert Title Here Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
     
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  14. Crispy Don't get old. Undisputed Queen of Faggotry

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    Please let it replace Prosperland and kick everyone who's currently stuck in there out on the street.
     
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  15. Night Goat The Immovable Autism Patron No Fun Allowed

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  16. Parsifarka Arcane

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    Who are you, besides a faggot?
     
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  17. Outlander Custom Tags Are For Fags. Patron

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    Dongs.
     
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  18. Jaesun Fabulous Moderator

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    DIRECT COMMUNICATION THROUGH OUR PENISES IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PLEASURES OF BEING MALE. ONLY MEN WILL EVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS VIDEO AND HOW IMPORTANT AND BEAUTIFUL IT IS. OUR ERECT PENISES ALLOW US TO TALK WITHOUT SPEAKING, TO EXPERIENCE EACH OTHERS MASCULINITY, TO LOVE EACH OTHERS MANHOOD. OUR ERECT PENISES ARE EVERYTHING.
     
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  19. oldmanpaco Master of Siestas

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    That was arousing.

    No homo.
     
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  20. Lhynn Arcane

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    Jimbob and the fight to stay relevant.
     
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  21. Admiral Rimjob POOBUM Arcane

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    I changed my mind. I don't want it any more
     
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  22. DarkUnderlord Professional Throne Sitter

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    'k
     
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  23. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...91455&pagenumber=991&perpage=40#post460867893

    O rly
     
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  24. Admiral Rimjob POOBUM Arcane

    Admiral Rimjob POOBUM
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    im only part-time now. please respect my posting identity
     
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