Attention fucktards! I mean everyone.

[Vault Dweller]

It has come to my attention that some of you can't handle the excitement of having self-proclaimed female posters on this fine site. You start behaving like 15-year old retards, asking "what do you think about my picture", "do you think I'm cute?", and "do you like me or do you like like me?". What's even worse is that some of you gladly share your emo feelings with the girls without taking a second to look at it from the girl's point of view. Does she welcome your stupid advances? Is she, like, dying to become your internet girlfriend? Does she think that you are HAWT? The answer to all these questions is "No".

So, let's not scare the female posters away and let's keep romances where they belong - Bioware games. Mmkay?

 

[Fez]

What? Is this an IRC thing?

 

[Jason]

Is this about when I sent a picture of my penis to Twinfalls? If it is, just lay off cause (1) it was originally for my exhibit and (2) it wasn't even my penis. It was my neighbor's.

 

[Grafo]

So does this mean Ladonna won't go out with me?

 

[Jed]

My first girlfriend's name was Ladonna, but sadly she passed away ten years ago.

Don't grow up kids, life is hell.

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

I guess it has something to do with The Walkin Dude

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

Boys, if she asks you to sleep with her, the FIRST time you have to refuse, otherwise the romance will brake because you hurt her feelings. After that youre good to go

 

[kingcomrade]

OMG BUT IM SO LONELI

 

[Severian Silk]

AoD still isn't isometric.

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

Will there be romances in AoD? Will every NPC I meet be romancable?

 

[Vault Dweller]

Will there be romances in AoD? Will every NPC I meet be romancable?

They will be if you can follow these simple rules.

 

[Araanor]

I THOUGHT WE WERE ROELPLAYING, HONEST

Fake edit:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/art-of- ... s-love.php
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/art-of- ... love-2.php

Fake edit2: So, if I change into a girly avatar, will I get more attention?

 

[kingcomrade]

Oh, damn, I should have thought of that.

 

[FrancoTAU]

Besides, any chick who is a hardcore RPG gamer who takes the time to post on this awful board probably isn't much of a looker. Roleplay Fallout 2 and get some hookers instead.

 

[Grafo]

Besides, any chick who is a hardcore RPG gamer who takes the time to post on this awful board probably isn't much of a looker. Roleplay Fallout 2 and get some hookers instead.

Ladies of the codex, take that as a challenge and pm me naked pics.

 

[MacBone]

See, VD, the problem is that many of us ARE 15-year-old retards. We're not all classy guys like KC.

 

[kingcomrade]

Hey, I am a classy guy. Girls love to be friends with me

 

[Goliath]

Everyone? I have never done such things.

Your attempt will be in vain, as long as you have an (almost) unmoderated forum full of teenage boys. Personally, I am surprised that females even dare to post here while letting others know that they are female.

 

[Jasede]

The few women* who post here are all very neat posters and great to talk to on IRC. I'd hate to see them leave this place. So behave, straight-boys.

*and Twinfalls, but Twinfalls is tough

 

[AZ]

It has come to my attention that some of...So, let's not scare the female posters away and let's keep romances where they belong - Bioware games. Mmkay?

What made VD a medieval Knight of Grail? Saving the ladies of the codex? Pls point me the tread, I want to enjoy the full drama. :shock:



It's like saying that ladies of the codex are too weak to take care of themselves.

 

[Walkin' Dude]

This is why I never tell anyone I am a woman on the internet.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Was this on IRC? I don't recall any threads containing this recently.

 

[kingcomrade]

Who knows. We should start a poll: Who is your favorite female poster? (I was going to write poster with tits but then that would include too many of us)

edit- Speaking of Codex "women," where the hell are you Kreide? You know nobody ever gets off their lazy asses and plays Starcraft unless you're around, right?

 

[PrzeSzkoda]

The few women* who post here are all very neat posters and great to talk to on IRC. I'd hate to see them leave this place. So behave, straight-boys.

Priceless.

Anyhow, no yiffster's gonna' be telling me how to behave towards the fairer sperm dumps, mmkay?

 

[Vault Dweller]

It has come to my attention that some of...So, let's not scare the female posters away and let's keep romances where they belong - Bioware games. Mmkay?

What made VD a medieval Knight of Grail? Saving the ladies of the codex?

Teh role-playing.

Pls point me the tread, I want to enjoy the full drama. :shock:

This thread is inspired by several PMs that shall remain private.