Moonrise
The Magnificent
- Joined
- Jul 7, 2017
- Messages
- 386
Release Jack immediately, or I'll be forced to disrupt Australia's Vegemite supply. There'll be nothing but barren toast for your morning breakfast. Barren toast--do you hear me?! The roof of your mouth will be sandpapered to a paste of flesh so horrifying, cenobites will flinch, and the damned in Hell on LEGO treadmills will take pity on you.