2014 for Omniventures Inc. – a year in review by Omniventures NEWS
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Channah Kravitz: The globe is swept by outrage as shocking images from the "Eternal League of God" surface. In an example of complete disregard for the wellbeing of its citizens, the fanatical communist regime is forcing entire families out of their homes. People are relocated on a massive scale to work in the new T-N mines and factories, however the League government is providing them with little in the way of basic needs.
People are forced to live in tents with no running water, electricity or heating. What is worse they're not paid at all for their work, all they can expect is a small ration that can barely feed a small child. People die out of hunger while armed "knights" are guarding the perimeter and shooting anyone who tries to escape. People across the world are protesting against these dire and scandalous conditions urging the league to embrace democracy and free enterprise.
Channah Kravitz: In other news the T-N market crash continues. Dozens of banks across the world have been caught surprised by the sudden discovery of vast amounts of T-N deposits. This lead them to create all kind of derivative contracts which were expected to have positive yields as the T-N deposits on Earth started to vanish.
The result is a financial crisis on a scale not seen in over fifty years, many banks threatened with the possibility of filing for bankruptcy ask for bailouts as we speak. However Omni-Goliath Finance, the biggest omniventurian bank, has been unaffected by this crisis and is currently buying many of its competitors who are now facing solvency problems. This once again proves that the Omniventurian Financial Industry is indeed one of the most robust and productives sectors in the global economy.
And now for a year in review with our special guest Mr. Morden...
Channah Kravitz: We meet once again Mr. Morden. The past year like the year before it has been rather eventful. What in your opinion were the most important events of 2014?
Mr. Morden: The discovery of new T-N deposits of course. Many were prophesying economic doomsday but the Omniventures board of directors and scientists knew better. Which is why Omni-Goliath Finance is in such a strong position today, as it was one of the few banks that expected a fall in T-N prices.
Channah Kravitz: Speaking of T-N deposits what is happening to Deep Space Ventures? We all know that the Frontier shipyard is employing more and more people to support its continuous expansion but it has yet to produce a ship. Amerikwa on the other hand has already sent a ship of its own into the deep void. Why is that?
Mr. Morden: While the Amerikwan craft is no doubt a spectacular feat of engineering by itself we have reasons to believe, that it is merely a conventional craft utilizing legacy technology. Furthermore while Omniventures does indeed have the capability to build and launch a vessel like the Amerikwan spacecraft, it was deemed that capitalizing on it will be impossible without putting other pieces of the Space Economy in place first. Nevertheless Space is the place when it comes to the future of business and of Omniventures. However I can assure you it won't be long before I will be able to reveal what our scientists and engineers have been working so hard on recently.
Channah Kravitz: What is your opinion of the terrible acts of not just negligence, but also of malevolence towards League citizens by the theocratic regime ruling in that country?
Mr. Morden: It saddens me greatly that there are governments willing to exploit their own people like that. Forcing them to live nomads in crude tents while they break their backs so that the League war-machine grows. Appalling, truly appalling. I also want to mention that it is clear that whatever the League is making them build it is definitely belligerent in nature. The League is now the 9th biggest army after all.
Channah Kravitz: That certainly sounds dangerous.
Mr. Morden: Indeed it does, by comparison our peace-loving state of Omniventures has the 6th smallest army on the planet. The gap is quite enormous, but it clearly shows that we value peace and prosperity above warmongering unlike the misguided crusaders. We can only hope that the tyrants at the helm of the League see reason and cast aside their fanaticism and despotism, so that one day its citizen will be able to enjoy the peace and prosperity of truly free societies like ours in Omniventures.
Channah Kravitz: One last question, the threat posed by Modernism. More and more men in Italy are dying due to Modernism overdose. How can we prevent such tragedies in Omniventures?
Mr. Morden: Modernism is an important influence on our culture, very beneficial in fact. Most people do not suffer any ill effects from Modernism exposure. It is pretty clear from what Omniventurian scientists have discovered that the body's natural defense against the harmful effects of Modernism is gluten. However from what we know gluten deficiency is a serious problem in Italy, unlike in Omniventures where AbomiWheat provides every Man, Woman and Child with all the daily gluten they need. AgroGene is in fact willing to sell AbomiWheat crops to Italy at a discount to prevent more deaths, if the Italian government is interesting in preventing more deaths that is.
Channah Kravitz: Well in that case thank you for joining me today here in the studio Mr. Morden. The future does indeed look bright for Omniventures and the free nations of the World. This has been 2014 a year in review with our guest Mr. Morden and me Channah Kravitz. Goodbye.