Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Fedora Master]

Do you seriously expect Larian to not milk this for all the incredibly unfunny jokes it's worth?

 

[The_Mask]

Do you seriously expect Larian to not milk this for all the incredibly unfunny jokes it's worth?

Of course not. And I would milk it, too, if I were in their shoes. With the exception that I would make the jokes so cringe that they would turn back around to being funny. What I *hope* is that Minsc doesn't turn into a crutch, where they just have him be a companion and try to actually have Boo as more than it already was: a -1 to item slot penalty.

 

[Lacrymas]

We called this 2 years ago.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Somebody on 4chin claimed he datamined some evidence of Minsc romance, long time ago.
But a lot of "datamined" stuff about WotR was BS, so who knows.

 

[onemananadhisdroid]

Let's hope Minsc will be just a wacky quest, and not part of the whole game. If he turns out that he's a companion, then... everybody will put the game down for using BG II stuff for extra credit. Better to be your own thing.

I want a game based on his adventures battling ghouls, wereraven and Dracula, er Strahd in Barovia.

Go for the fangs Boo, GO FOR THE FANGS!

 

[Sacibengala]

wow, full price for a game with Minsc. Can't wait for the 75% discount.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Do you seriously expect Larian to not milk this for all the incredibly unfunny jokes it's worth?

Of course not. And I would milk it, too, if I were in their shoes. With the exception that I would make the jokes so cringe that they would turn back around to being funny. What I *hope* is that Minsc doesn't turn into a crutch, where they just have him be a companion and try to actually have Boo as more than it already was: a -1 to item slot penalty.

I hope they make a game where Boo is your companion and Minsc is his familiar.

 

[NecroLord]

Somebody on 4chin claimed he datamined some evidence of Minsc romance, long time ago.
But a lot of "datamined" stuff about WotR was BS, so who knows.

Minsc is a retard.
How do you romance a retard?
God, I can't even...

 

[perfectslumbers]

Is it rape to romance Minsc?

 

[Hammer Of The Heretics]

I think we all know where that hamster's been.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

How do you romance a retard?

Stupidly

 

[Dadd]

You will romance Boo the pocket p*ssy, and you will be happy.

 

[good fucking shit happen]

Did anyone amongst you seriously harbor the hope that we would be spared this particular cringe?

Bruv, I just hope you can't gay romance him.

His faggot ass is taken. Where do you think he keeps the hamster most of the time?

 

[Nano]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

 

[Fedora Master]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

 

[Nano]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

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Gotta hit it in the bullseye.

 

[Zayne]

Actually, if Minsc is romanceable only by female caster characters, so you can become his "new witch" , I would be okay with that

 

[Shrimp]

Actually, if Minsc is romanceable only by female caster characters, so you can become his "new witch" , I would be okay with that

I think it's unlikely that this game will have romances exclusively for one gender. The companions will be either romanceable by both genders or they won't have a romance option at all.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Well, technically this is only an animated statue of a mentally challenged barbarian, so I don't think social services will intervene here.

 

[Dadd]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

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I want to know why the rodent is confused. Can you post the full picture here?

 

[Dadd]

I wonder which companion will have the baldest gape.

 

[Dwarvophile]

this thread is as disturbing as any thread from GD (& the next Dragon Age)

 

[Swen]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

 

[Fedora Master]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

True, producing smut is your job after all.

 

[NecroLord]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

It merely illustrates how Baldur's Gate 3 is a complete perversion of the original games,having no common points between them, besides, what? The location?