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Best Azn Kingdum Ever

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by RK47, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

    RK47
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    The year is 1066 , some bastard named William has a hard on for England, but it's not important.
    For elsewhere in Asia, a Sleeping Giant awakes...

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    The Mighty Kingdum of Georgia.

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    With its Liberal Catholic King.

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    He has best wife.

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    But his vassals are treacherous and plots his downfall, the most dangerous of all is Davit, Duke of Kartli.

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    There can be no compromise between the Great Liberal King and this ambitious usurper. He must be taught the rule of law in Georgia.

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    Taking no chances, King Glyphwright summons Georgian's finest to march towards Guria - while sending the order to arrest the errant Duke.

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    The traitor resists arrest and rally his man to war against the rightful King! GEORGIA IS AT WAR!

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    With no one to attend the marriage, the humble Liberal King refuses Royal Aid and accepts the prestige. He will pay for his own marriage.

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    A decisive battle to decide the future of Georgia is about to unfold. Lose, and the King will be utterly humiliated.

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    oh fuck.

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    THIS AIN'T RIGHT. MUST HIRE FELLOW AZNS TO FIGHT THIS USURPER!

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    A TACTICAL RETREAT!

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    Look at those pathetic lives flee!

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    THEY COWER BEFORE US!

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    YEAH MOAR MONEY!

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    Alright, peace for now. We will arrest him again...

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    This time...

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    Still time for fucking. Koba Liberal is born. The King was busy with war and couldn't be bothered to name his first-born. What a shame.

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    No mercy for the fucker this time.... Glyphwright has little patience for his games.

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    The Crown Authority is too low to revoke this bastard's titles...it will be rectified immediately. The Duke is stripped of all his counties. Effectively immediately.

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    The court grew restless, a lone count knew his time is up.

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    And surrenders peacefully much to the Liberal King's delight.

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    For the Kingdum Georgia belongs solely to him now.

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  2. Hirato Purse-Owner Patron

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    Codex 2012 Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong
    CRUSADES IN THE NIGHT!
     
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  3. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    [​IMG] HOW CAN THEY HATE ME!? THIS IS INCONCEIVABLE! I AM KING GLYPHWRIGHT OF GEORGIA!

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    [​IMG] IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER LIEGE TO SERVE!

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    [​IMG] Much better. Now it's time to invite the talented men of Georgia to my court.

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    Among all the glowing candidates, this kid has that spark.

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    Nikoloz Abuserisdze. Young, Just, Brave and Diligent. He will be my most loyal vassal. Or else.

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    Marrying him to one of my skilled courtier seem like a smart decision.

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    And reforming my court is a good idea...
    Eh? what's that? What do you mean there's more than one city and bishopry?

    I already gave them all out.

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    The year is 1070

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  4. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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  5. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    That's an interesting way to start a game.
     
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  6. mondblut Arcane

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    So you've spent 100 ingame years doing what, exactly? This is so exciting.
     
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  7. Kosmonaut Lost in Space

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    Excelent! Please proceed my good chap.
     
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  8. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    o wait, typo. sleepy. gotta go sleep. lol

    oh yeah do feedback our next plan.

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    We can go Holy War Cumania or make a single county de jure claim against Alania.
    And no, I'm not gonna bother hitting the Sunni Muslim until Crusaders come into play. It's just too damn risky to try it now. We have 200 gold from banishing the duke and count - so we can play a bit with merc if we need a boost to our military campaign.

    Of course, there's always the peaceful option of developing the coastal cities for $$$$ and maximizing our Golden Goose mayor by maximizing tax revenue from Bishopry and Cities.

    I love to hear your feedback cause there's so many directions Georgia can take from here.

    There's a slight twist to this LP, too.
    If King Glyphwright ever dies, his successor will take over. I will pass over the save game to corvus and he'll play on till he dies and pass the save back to me.

    Hopefully it goes without a hitch.
     
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    Going to holy war against all of cumania seems like it would be pretty hard.
     
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    This
     
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    Obviously the right move is to get your heir blinded by the Greeks
     
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    Carry on, the great king Liberal will restore create a lasting Georgian Empire, populated by the great Georgian people, God's gift to earth.

    Main problem is how the hell are you gonna mint your currency when your king has a nose the length of Abkhazia?
     
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  13. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    For King Glyphright, long may be reign!
     
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    So if you max out city/church taxes, doesn't that increase gold for your own counts and dukes also? Fuck those rebellious guys.
     
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    Can you find out Georgia's penis size?

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    Oh wait, it's Europeen average. Nvm.
     
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  17. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    Bulgaria, :incline:er of the Balkans.
     
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  18. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Also, kwans, it's cm. not inches, so don't get angry and butthurt - declaring internet world war 3 or something.
     
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  19. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Why the heck did you make him Catholic
     
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    I don't know his 'true faith' but corvus said, 'i think he is catho' so i said , ok.
     
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    Is that in inches?
     
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    :hmmm: Yes
     
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    Meh, must be romanian.
     
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