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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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  2. Naveen Arcane Patron

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    Has car reviewing become an impossible task? With shitty cars drawing lukewarm reactions, what is the critic's role in the age of suddenly exploding cars or vehicles that need a day-one repair?

    :philosoraptor:
     
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  3. Neanderthal Arcane

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    Gotta admit i'm a bit confused by all the shit scores and reviews for Mad Max, a mediocre game I fairly enjoyed, and then Beth releases Fallout 4 that doesn't even have cars and is not half as good looking, yet scores like Michael Jackson in an orphanage. Seems a bit rum, then again who gives a fuck, I buy games cos o let's plays and Codex reviews now.
     
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  4. HotSnack Cipher

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    What Caim said. Why is this even up for debate?

    Though from the article:
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    This is great, we need to bring back the IQ popamole rating for game reviews. :lol:
     
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  5. T. Reich Arcane

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    Two words: marketing budget.
     
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  6. Ninjerk Arcane

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    It's the equivalent of taking every person who sees the movie into account instead of prioritizing people who study the craft.
     
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  7. Zep Zepo Titties and Beer Patron Dumbfuck Repressed Homosexual

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    Divinity: Original Sin
    You are obviously not playing the superior PS4 version.

    Zep--
     
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  8. Immortal Arcane

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    The title should of been. "How do critic's shit on incomplete games and keep advertisers"
     
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  9. Astral Rag Arcane

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Cadmus Arcane

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    Eversince I heard about Betteridge's law of headlines I always answer all these retarded-ass questions in the headlines for myself instead of reading them. I suppose this is another pathetic attempt at staying relevant by some nobody.
     
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  11. Drax Arcane

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    What's up with wearing those things on your head everytime, even indoors?
    I've seen that in pics from the Kwa and Europe, I've never seen it around here...
    Is it that cold...?
     
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  12. Ninjerk Arcane

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    "Fashion"
     
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  13. FeelTheRads Arcane Patron

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    It's cold inside the head where the wind is blowing hard.
     
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  14. Spectacle Arcane Patron

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    It covers up your bald spot.
     
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  15. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Dead State Divinity: Original Sin
    Just like your burka
     
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  16. groke Arcane Patron

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    Codex 2013 Codex 2014 PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera BattleTech
    Stops their brains from freezing from inadequate bloodflow.
     
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  17. Astral Rag Arcane

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    [​IMG]

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    Still better textures than FO4.
     
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  19. Astral Rag Arcane

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    true dat
     
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  20. MotherMachinae Arcane

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    I totally would play that.
    Even when someone gift me FO4 I sell this shit, buy box of beer and enjoy it more than another skyrim with guns.
     
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  21. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Oh wow, the console peasants are trying to pretend they're relevant:

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    Monarchy promoting polytheism, plus the logical fallacy that having to spend (at least) 4 times as much on gaming just to rise above it all and to be "in charge" - this is lulzy.

    The multi-platform "monarchy" makes about as much sense as multiculturalism - sounds good on paper, but doesn't work in reality.

    (Let's not forget the console peasants trying to put themselves on a higher platform than the mobile gamers.)
     
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  22. CthuluIsSpy Arcane

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    Console games are actually games though
     
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  23. Astral Rag Arcane

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    lol@implication that modern consoles have exclusives that are worth caring about
     
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