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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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    No autistic micro-analysis but it was a good memory refresher for me. Tomb Raider 2 was really a letdown after the first awesome level. Angel of Darkness seems to be really horrible, so I'm happy I didn't have it in my collection.

    Edit:

    AVGN released video yesterday as well.



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  5. LESS T_T Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Codex 2014
    https://ew.com/movies/2018/09/30/john-carpenter-halloween-2/

     
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    "Key Vault Dwellers reveal the story behind the series that set the world on fire."

    Cynical me thinks that the line is missing "as determined by Bethesda Softworks", but considering that MCA has appeared previously in Retro Gamer, the old guard may get a look in for this one.
     
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    Nothing says "retro" as the fucking bobblehead merchandise that was introduced with fo3.
     
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    Well, considering they stuck that shitty Bethesda bobble-head in the picture, I wouldn't be too hopeful.

    Also, Fallout is not older than Diablo.
     
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    fucking virtua cop

    I've had the "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouts from the civilian moving right in front of your sights imprinted in me head for 20 years now, and I hear them each time I see anything close to that in any game/movie.
     
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    It covers the whole franchise, but I don't think there's any new info. Newcomers would like it. It has cool screenshots. But I guess most of the magazine is about that, cool, nostalgic screenshots.

    It starts with Fargo's recollection of Fallout 1, and uhm... I think it's quite different from what Tim Cain has always told...

    Actually, Tim Cain goes after that, and he briefly tells what really happened.

     
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    Nice industry shill.

    Complete with "I'm not involved in the industry, totally just something that's been on my mind."
     
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    Games also have next to no distribution or unit cost nowadays thanks to online. Keep in mind inflation is never a set, real thing, but a composite of prices across the entire economy. There has to be things below the inflation rate and things above the inflation rate
     
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    That post has "Greetings fellow gamer persons" written all over it.
     
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    I posted basically the same thing three months ago.

    It seems every now and then (once a week?) there's someone on r/games complaining about games being very, very, very extremely cheap. And they're not talking about Underrail and Age of Decadence.

    More importantly, it seems to work since now you have for example (post-millennial?) Paradox fans who think it's unrealistic to expect the most basic features as parts of the game rather than a DLC. So when you buy Imperator: Rome you get the map and the actual game is in DLCs. And that's how it's supposed to be.
     
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    Stupid millennial consumer drones gonna stupid
     
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    Hes just salty, he hasnt seen his own in about a decade
     
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    lyrics (open)
    This is a song called The History of the Courier
    And it's not just a list of settlements I've defended in the past
    It's a chronicling of my rise, to power!

    I fight with guys in football gear
    Across the desert plain
    I've walked with Boone and his .308
    Carla did not die in vain, no!

    I've opened vaults, I've killed deathclaws
    Even huffed a lot of jet
    I've traveled, Big MT and C are my friends
    To get back my chip again, rock!

    I shoot and I shoot, and the bodies I loot
    And I'll shoot with a lesbian mute
    And if you say that I cannot shoot
    I'll burn your ass to suit, shoot!

    Caesar's Legion be psycho, House's ego be great
    But the NCR are fools
    I team up with a robot and Vegas is ours
    The Courier, I rule!

    I rule
    the wastes, oh God!
    A nuclear waste
    I'm recyling waste
    And I'm home on the wastes
    The wastes, yeah
    Got shot twice in the face!
    The wastes, yeah
    Got shot twice in the face!
    The wastes
    Got shot twice in the face!
    A nuclear waste
    I'm recyling waste
    And I'm home on the wastes
    The wastes!
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    Hello?
    Are there any new games this year
    Bethesda is releasing
    Country road, take me home

    Listen, wow
    I hear it's online now
    I can't take the pain
    Make a proper game again

    Relax, let's hear more information first
    Just the basic facts
    Can you tell us how it works?

    There is no game here worth completing
    A distant nuke blows on the horizon
    Bet it's only worth playing with friends
    The game's smooth, but I don't know what they're playing

    When I was a child, Black Isle made Fallout
    The game was rough, but I was consumed
    Now Fallout's releasing once again
    I can't explain, new fans won't understand
    This is not what I played

    Fallout has become uncomfortably dumb
    (Toddposting)
    Fallout has become uncomfortably dumb

    Okay, they're adding in a story (Todd)
    There'll be no more (REEEEEEEEEE)
    But it may feel a bit empty

    Can we mod it (mod it, mod it)
    You can on private servers, good
    That'll keep it going for a bit
    But only through Bethesdanet

    There is no game here worth completing
    A distant nuke blows on the horizon
    Bet it's only worth playing with friends
    The game's smooth, but I don't know what they're playing

    When I was a child, I played an RPG
    I was a 2D Mad Max guy
    I waited for 3, but it was sold
    They cannot bring me to preorder now
    The soul is gone, it's an MMO

    Fallout has become uncomfortably dumb
    (Toddposting)
     
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