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NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. markec Twitterbot Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    How does he feel about those positive reviews after 1 hour playtime?
     
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  3. YldriE Learned

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    "This game reminds me of X except it's absolutely nothing like it." Reddit-tier level game comparison.
     
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  4. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    Yikes.

    Video games by nature are unaffected by scarcity and have infinite supply. By keeping the real value of the product low they increase the overall demand as long as the market isn't saturated.
    One of the titles they mention(Sonic the Hedgehog 2) sold 400k copies worldwide in its first week. If we make basic assumptions because I'm lazy($49.99 per sale), that comes out to $20,000,000 in 1992 dollars or about $37m in 2018 dollars.
    GTAV made $800m in its first 24 hours for reference.
     
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  5. Thane Solus LW Games Developer

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    ey, you have no idea how inefficient the production of these games are today (triple A SJW garbage). For example a game that should cost 20 mil, it costs between 50 to 100 mil, due to delays, horrible programmers and creative directors, and most of all, production managers that play mobile games or console games while producing PC games.

    triple A and even most of the middle companies are absolute garbage these days. You either change the industry or stay on companies that choose a niche and exploit that.

    "hay guys, lets make Stellaris on console, i am sure its gona be a hit!"

    Exterminatus please!
     
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    Sseth Tzeentach, maybe.
     
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    quick, were there potatoes in gothic? i seem to remember picking turnips for some quest... please don't let it be so!
     
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    Sweet Jesus... Dem boobz.
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    No potatoes, only Poles.
     
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    uf, that was a close one
     
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