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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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    Disagree. You're pointing out the preferred playstyles of each game, not what they're capable of. Duke has never tried to go the Sam-way about things, but Sam has gone the Duke-way about things, and done it quite well. The first three levels of First Encounter attest to this, the first two levels of Second Encounter do as well (though the SE-levels are more of a mixed bag, with some hordes and arena-fights thrown in).

    This suggests that Croteam should handle the development of such an imaginary title, as they have the advantage of more flexibility.

    But in the end it's all just wishful thinking.
     
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    I can't even tell what kind of game it's meant to be. The majority of it looks like they want to go for some kind of RE4 style third person shoot, but with some very very slight Stranglehold elements when it comes to shooting (although no acrobatic or anything) and in very tight close-quarters; but then the last 30 seconds of that trailer look like they're doing some version of Earth Defense Force with that giant area and the huge boss, and the next thing looking like it's throwing a swarm of enemies at you in another large space.

    I've always kind of been surprised after EDF2017 (which came out in 2006) we never got some more polished EDF with Duke Nukem. I mean alien invasions and giant monsters are a staple of the series, and there was a while there at the end of the '90s and into the 2000s where different companies were putting out these weird third person Duke Nukem games on consoles so I just kind of figured that would keep happening. Just always seemed like a no-brainer of a formula for a new third person shooter Duke Nukem.

    Watching that trailer I was thinking that felt like one of the most 2000s things I'd seen, but after looking up the game I guess that kind of makes sense since it's from 2008. Reminds me of that Coke commercial I'd see at the movie theatre that was meant to look like GTA.
     
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    New Mega Drive/Genesis game (also on PC and Switch). Can order a cartridge version for 50eu or a full box version for 70eu on their site. Steam version also comes with a rom which you can flash cart on an EverDrive Pro (regular EverDrive can't handle the large fileszie) if you want to play on OG hardware.

    https://www.demonsofasteborg.com/index.php/shop/

     
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    Lmao that's standard operating procedure for any new entrant in any industry, hire trained people rather than spend money on hiring them.
     
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