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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Xelocix Learned

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  2. Maxwell's Demon Arcane

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    It's a slippery slope, just like how watching those H3H3 interviews of Jordan Peterson is a pipeline to joining the white nationalist movement.
     
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  3. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    Yakuza and MGR ought to be switched with each other.
     
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  4. HeroMarine Irenaeus Vatnik

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  5. Strig Learned

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  6. lightbane Arcane

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    https://nichegamer.com/final-fantasy-tifa-porn-broadcasted-italian-senate/

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    An uninvited guest crashed a virtual government event when Final Fantasy Tifa porn was broadcasted over an Italian Senate virtual event.

    The Final Fantasy Tifa porn was broadcasted during an Italian senate meeting on Monday (from Fanpage.it, also Vice), where a fan-made pornographic animation with a nameless suitor fornicating Tifa Lockheart from behind was played. This was a meeting where several actual politicians were in attendance, as well as a Nobel Prize winner...


    Links to the video are not included.
     
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  7. Caim Arcane

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    Clip by Juicyneko. The "nameless suitor" in this case is Cloud Strife.
     
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  8. Dodo1610 Magister

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  10. lightbane Arcane

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    Someone knows Spanish, although it's easy to understand what's going on. Capcom made a surprisingly grim and bleak setting that got enriched with each new game... And then completely forgot about it for decades. The OG creator, Keiji INafume, turned out ot be a hack, just like Kojima. Granted, Mighty 9 is "only" mediocre, but the shiststorm associated with it makes it irremediable. Also, no sequel, ever.
     
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  11. Jonathan "Zee Cat Magister

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    just search on any hentai website and u shall find it.
    https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2022...ion-appears-during-italian-senate-zoom-event/
     
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  12. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    :D

    (though if that's the Marie from Dead or Alive, she's 18.)
     
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  13. Caim Arcane

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    Marie Rose is one of those cases of "let's draw a 12 year old and say she's 18 so that we can put her in fetish outfits without getting arrested". Compare the two, and note that Marie Rose (the blonde) is supposed to be the older of the two:

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    At least Xiangling looks like she's 14.
     
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  14. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    RPG Wokedex Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
     
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  15. Peachcurl Cipher

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    "It's the same game" (TM)
     
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  16. Puukko Arcane

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    From what I understand, Danganronpa "fandom" (shoot me for using that word) is a real tranny hive. Should put that last on the right.
     
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  17. Taka-Haradin puolipeikko Prestigious Gentleman Filthy Kalinite Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Bubbles In Memoria
    Never played any of those.
     
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  18. Caim Arcane

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    From left to right:

    - Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. Edgy cyborg cuts up other cyborgs. Renowned for its rather fancy ability to aim your cuts, a bangin' soundtrack and insane boss fights including a guy who unironically talks about memes and the greatest politician in gaming.
    - Final Fantasy VII. Turn-based RPG starring spiky haired ecoterrorists and some of the best triangular titties you could find on the PS1.
    - Ace Atorney. Adventure/visual novel starring a defense attorney who way oversteps his bounds when it comes to investigating crime, and also surrounds himself with questionably-aged girls. The source of the OBJECTION meme.
    - Danganronpa. Visual novel where a dozen or so schoolkids are locked in a school where they will either spend the rest of their lives or murder one of their fellows and get away with it. The kids can vote on who did it: if they choose right the murderer is executed in a very messy and gruesome fashion, but if they get it wrong the murderer goes free and the rest gets killed.
    - Nier Automata. Action game and sequel to the Drakengard series starring a blindfolded robot with a nice ass, who is sent to Earth to take it back for the glory of humanity. Directed by Yoko Taro, who is a fan of mindfuck plots and wearing this mask in public:

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    Yakuza: A several games long brawler series starring Kazuma Kiryu, a stone-faced man who beats up punks and goons with whatever he can get his hands on. When facing another stone-faced man they rip their shirts off to show off their elaborate back tattoos, then have a boss fight. Infamous for having its serious crime drama intercut with insane bullshit. Imagine a Scorsese movie co-written by 4chan. Because there's eight games in the main series alone and a single game can cost you 20-30 hours, playing through will take a LONG time and should not be done in one sitting. Some Codexers love this series.
    Persona: Spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series of dungeon crawlers, the Persona series features a bunch of high schoolers who need to balance school life, social life and fighting monsters in a shadow world parallel to our own. The fourth game has a repuation for being endlessly pushed, to the point where its music and a costume of the main character are in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Easily the most anime of the bunch, whih is why it's at the end of the pipeline.

    There, I have saved you hundreds of hours of weeb shit and hundreds of dollars worth of games. You're welcome.
     
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    Welp, we lost Caim What a shame.
     
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  20. Xelocix Learned

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  22. Gerrard Arcane

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    I feel the rating alone is not enough to convey this, so let me be a bit more verbose: You are fucking retarded.
     
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  24. lightbane Arcane

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    I found something hard to describe, must be watched or played at least once:

     
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  25. Gerrard Arcane

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    Apparently the Land of Lions DLC for Anno 1800 has more complex quests than most "RPGs" released in the past decade.

     
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